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#8565 (155/331) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<TF_Baxter> fucking plug and play my ass |
#8562 (132/311) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Minstrel> OMG!
<Minstrel> OMG!
<Minstrel> OMG!
<Minstrel> Tornado!
<Guantlet> better get to the basement mins
<Minstrel> bbl, Ima go get stoned and go outside. |
#8560 (132/280) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@xpro> sweet, just found 13$ in some dirty pants
<@pimp> who was wearing them? |
#8555 (114/272) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Gabealicious> Will you please yank all these goddamned hairs from my nose???
<JungleMason> You need to go to Sharper Image or something and get a fancy nose-hair cutting gizmo.
<Gabealicious> I think so.
<JungleMason> Make sure you read the warning label though: "Not safe for most rectums."
<Gabealicious> It's a bit late for that. |
#8554 (111/233) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<JungleMason> There's a hole in my heart that can only be filled by you.
<Gabealicious> Have you tried epoxy?
<JungleMason> Yes, and the smell reminds me of you.
<Gabealicious> Or... maybe some of that spray foam insulation...
<JungleMason> I LOVE that shit.
<Gabealicious> me too!
<JungleMason> Tastes GREAT on a Triscuit.
<Gabealicious> Yes ... some folks call it 'ez cheez'
<JungleMason> Burger King calls it "Ranch Dip." |
#8545 (131/337) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[@Gentleman_Junkie] Sure your ass will hurt, but its better than getting pregnant... |
#8544 (136/280) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<timovgod> why is it that not 10 minutes after they put the straight-jacket on my nuts start to itch? |
#8543 (-3/287) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DeadsouL> poke
<T-Broken\w> *giggle*
<T-Broken|w> *giggle*
* DeadsouL boots T-Broken\w in the snatch for giggling like a sissy
* DeadsouL boots T-Broken|w in the snatch for giggling like a sissy |
#8540 (-1/263) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<helminthes> does anyone else ever notice when you're sex0ring a fat chic it seems like a good idea at the time, but when your done you feel an overwhelming emptiness?
<helminthes> no one?
<hakan> ...
<helminthes> :p |
#8539 (127/289) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<teste_fly> wish me luck on my date tonihgt guys
* aquacavi crosses fingers
* dr_rotcod crosses his penises
<teste_fly> :0
<aquacavi> the secret is out ladies and gentlemen |
#8537 (248/496) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<jackal-> someone guess what my cat will type when i drop it on my keyboard
<jackal-> hello i'm a very intelligent cat, save me from my cruel master and free me from this prison
<jackal-> omg
<jackal-> bad cat |
#8535 (4/258) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<BathTub> isn't that your homepage JtHM?
<JtHM> no, mine is www.bathtubsdenofaggotry.com
<BathTub> ah yeah that shrine site you made
<JtHM> worshipping the gayest man alive |
#8534 (1/217) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Ookey> it's the pop ups that I just want to rip out of the computer, and stomp on repeatedly
<Ookey> especially when, like the one I just had, the only way to get rid of the 10 or so that you have + ones that are opening every 2-3 secs is to close down all of ie, and loose any pages etc that you have
<JtHM> are you going to that 'YES, I AM LOOKING AT GAY PORN' page? |
#8531 (13/255) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[invertiga] back
[Lord-Data] we missed you
[Lord-Data] wait.. no we didnt |
#8530 (79/276) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<[Bryan]> cams: Damn I'm ugly man.. how do you hang around me?
<cams> i have no idea
<cams> it might be my blindness |
#8529 (64/234) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<teste_fly> "um yes, i'd like to withdraw from life please"
<teste_fly> "will that be checking or savings?"
<teste_fly> "hmm, i think i just want to cancel my account" |
#8528 (0/281) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<aversion> i have an idea
<aversion> how bout i show you my middle finger and you get offended
<aversion> kthxbye |
#8527 (164/314) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<dr_rotcod> you know its days like these when you say to yourself, 'If I don't become famous, how am I going to kill these people and get away with it?' |
#8526 (134/330) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<helminthes> haikus are real gay
<helminthes> cause they put limitations
<helminthes> on syllables used |
#8522 (0/348) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<StoneCold> AND AFTER OL' STONE COLD IS DONE WITH THE ROCK, HE'S FIXIN TO WHIP HIS WIFE'S ASS!! |
#8511 (74/258) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<dr_rotcod> i wonder if my life sucks cause i jerk off after i pray |
#8508 (9/319) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<dr_rotcod> hm thats a toughie
<dr_rotcod> everything ive learned about relationships i learned from 'friends'
<dr_rotcod> "just do what ross did" |
#8507 (0/234) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<helminthes> what girls have to realize is that every other guy is wrong and i am right |
#8506 (13/233) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<aversion> i was takin a dump today in the stalls
<aversion> and someone stuck their dick through a hole
<aversion> i didnt even get to finish |
#8505 (361/514) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Doc> hmm.. IE crashed
<Doc> but i suppose it was my fault... after all, i did press teh "Back" button
<Doc> what was i thinking...
<cactoid> you madman
<Tippytoes> risktaker
<Doc> i like to live on the edge |
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