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#8617 (-1/251) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<inflex> the best way would be to be a lesbian stuck in a chicks body
<inflex> that way when you couldn't get any, you would still enjoy fucking
yourself
<inflex> wheras whenever i want to fuck myself i've gotta touch some dick
<inflex> and any situation where i have to touch a dick is undesirable |
#8614 (-1/204) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<shwartz> anyone know about text interface ftp browsers?
<inflex> "text interface ftp browsers"
<inflex> are you referring to ftp(1)?
<Deviate> Like the kind where you have to do all that typing?!
<Deviate> Those are so 80's! |
#8613 (-3/313) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<zealot_> man, if aids made you not want to masterbate, it would be the most
awful disease ever |
#8612 (9/249) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<zealot_> gopher is the protocol of the future |
#8610 (59/293) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Xmit> And I wont be on irc ever again
<coaxial> Why not?!
<Xmit> Because it is a waste of time
<Xmit> I am declaring that I will never waste time like this again
<coaxial> but we lub u
<Xmit> I hate you you stupid bitch |
#8606 (0/250) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Meridian`> Fancy is going to find me and rape my sister.
<Meridian`> And I will be like "be quiet, I'm playing tf." |
#8605 (6/268) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Primal[Djedi]> rent: am i in rnd1...my wife wants to know NOW
<tiepilot> I told you Primal, you should fuck the wife inbetween rounds |
#8604 (83/303) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Atg[M]> Their latest album was going to be called " You are gay" and the cover was going to be a mirror. |
#8603 (0/304) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<sleepswithangels> quiet in here
<sleepswithangels> HII!!!
<sleepswithangels> oh fuck this |
#8600 (-2/248) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Wickedstar> so i saw bastard mcfuckhead today
<Wickedstar> i decided it wasn't really worth getting into it
<Wickedstar> and it will make it so much better when she eats his soul
<Wickedstar> on that note, i have to go eat dinner |
#8598 (-4/326) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<[T]ANGo> I fear that Tech Knight would not pass through a metal detector unnoticed.
<Crashie_> and he has no hobbies :)
<Filly-O-F> apart from masturbating furiously into fistfuls of his own feces |
#8595 (-1/248) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<vkeks05> you blow
<pies> rather in than out
<vkeks05> you'd rather stick a dick in your ass? |
#8593 (-1/244) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(nathan) weird. my dsl works better as long as i'm constantly pinging the server
(nathan) as soon as i stop pinging one direction or the other, it blocks up
(nathan) like a bad bowel movement |
#8592 (74/252) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<halos> i went to lunch with a couple co-workers and before we left they both
+went to the bathroom
<halos> when they came back out I asked, "Who won?" |
#8590 (28/262) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<mrempire> humm
<mrempire> -7% burning an iso here
<mathew2> now we know why you work for PC World. |
#8588 (139/299) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<baguette> and it's a pain in the ass
<baguette> guys, that is
<waffles> You're probably doing it wrong then.... |
#8586 (82/246) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<rg> my f key got fucked once
<rg> i tried to tell people to use the shift key and all hell broke loose |
#8583 (260/450) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<sugar> if superman and batman got into a fight, who would win?
<muffins> well, superman wears his undies on the outside...batman wears his on his head
<muffins> tough call |
#8578 (9/195) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<cheesecake> differential equations sedate me.
<kg> strange... i usually get turned on by differential equations.. |
#8577 (-2/321) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<sugar> nm, i cant reason with yall. but im right
<sprinkles> s/right/wrong/ |
#8576 (259/394) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<baguette> hey, anyone know how to find a hamster?
<is> set a cat loose
<is> the location of the hamster and the location of the cat will converge quickly
<is> though it may be difficult to separate them again... |
#8575 (0/266) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<pudding> boredom reigns
<muffins> boredom rains
<screampuff> like acid |
#8573 (0/326) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<baguette> dude, my grandmother's sexier than your grandmother |
#8571 (33/225) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
## baguette is away since Mon Sep 10 12:31:41 2001 -- fuck
<screampuff> gee, that's not a bad reason to be away... |
#8569 (0/302) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<BJKlein> so you download opera and use bsd on that? |
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