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#8666 (52/208) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bbl-away> sheeesh sickjay, ease up on the #eos spam
<CactusJac> don't talk to him that way
<CactusJac> he's my boyfriend
<bbl-away> well, take him and get a room
<CactusJac> we're exhibitionists |
#8665 (129/273) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<iggypop> if i dont get on tomorrow, i'm probably burnt up
<iggypop> i took the battery out of my smoke alarm for my digicam |
#8664 (-1/318) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<litigator> alcohol always helps the cause
<litigator> roofies only as a last resort |
#8663 (-1/366) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Renegad3> Cannibal Corpse is good just cause of the lyrics
<Renegad3> i cut her from her neck down to her anus. then i cut out her vagina. then i ate it. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
#8662 (194/310) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<iggypop> i told my gf some shit when i was drunk, and now she's like "you weren't just saying that because you were drunk, were you?"
<iggypop> and i don't have a fucking clue what i said |
#8660 (10/236) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CactusJac> masturbating is like pringles
<ori0n> once you pop, you can't stop! |
#8659 (-2/264) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cryt> germans can't speak straight.
<tyree> cryt, ever been over here?
<cryt> unfortunately.
<cryt> found meself shitting on the park benches. no public toilets.
<cryt> "YOU THERE, STOP! I NEED TO USE YOUR SHIRT TO WIPE ME BUM!" |
#8658 (67/207) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<imsuxok> Maybe there'll be some breakthrough in internet technology
<imsuxok> I hear the powerline stuff is close to being released commercially
<imsuxok> I'm just worried that it'll overload the outlets in my old house. I don't feel like burning to death just so I can download porn faster. |
#8656 (-1/276) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pottsy> http://www.consumer.att.com/dsl/promotion/assets/images/headers/hdr_landing2.jpg <- heh
<JtHM> whats funny about that jpg?
<Pottsy> look at what hes pointing at
<JtHM> ah
<JtHM> yes well.. kids are 'tards
<JtHM> as are people who make webheaders for large corporations it seems |
#8655 (0/270) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Roga> wats the dirtiest thing clare has sed to u while ur goin at it?
<grinners> dunno jake... can i shit on your face maybe?
<grinners> she a nice girl
<joker2> "got a hand free? 'cause i forgot to wipe" |
#8653 (122/298) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(ยจ) signoff/#housemartin.. erandus (Quit: If a guy builds 1000 bridges,
and sucks one cock, he isn't a bridge builder. He's a cock sucker.) |
#8650 (-1/215) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gallagher> why the fuck do my fingers smell like something i have never smelled before
<gallagher> and it smells horrible |
#8649 (-1/208) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<snoggerT11> fuck you
<helminthes> obvious immature retort:
<helminthes> "OH I JUST LOOOVE WHEN YOU TALK DIRTY" |
#8648 (81/255) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hakan> i asked this hot girl out, she said she just wanted to be pen pals
<hakan> and she dropped our class
<dr_rotcod> haha
<hakan> is that a good thing? |
#8647 (90/280) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<helminthes> I WAS RUDELY AWAKENED
<helminthes> the pest control people showed up
<helminthes> and obviously this guy had a sense of humor and sprayed by face with pesticide
<helminthes> oh he's so funny
<helminthes> i'm never sleeping in the den again |
#8645 (151/313) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<dr_rotcod> if my computer were human it'd be a limbless retard |
#8644 (130/256) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Wehrwolf> From CNN: "Sci Tech / Featured Sections : Is VHS obsolete?"
<SD-Crono> this is a followup to thier Future of Gaming E3 2002 report with a Dreamcast picture ... nice ^^
<Wehrwolf> Maybe their sci-tech guy is some 90 year old who lives in the woods |
#8643 (-1/273) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mewse> we all gotta satisfy our irc addiction in one way or another
<mewse> if that means using aol, so be it |
#8637 (238/418) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<NiTro> i gonna go test for hiv
<NiTro> bbl
<Impolite> think positive |
#8636 (51/191) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<teste_fly> i talk shit, and none of it's true and i'm a skinny pussy who wouldn't harm a turd
<teste_fly> but i will give it a stern talking to |
#8634 (-1/247) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gord> i dont like you
<gord> and if i met your mom i probly woudlnt like her either |
#8632 (8/276) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Lum_> 128 mb is enough
<@Lum_> it's fucking enough for microsoft dev studio
<@da_slog> NO IT ISNT STFU NEWB
<@Lum_> I think it's enough for my TANK GAME |
#8628 (-1/285) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FactsOfLife> wasn't linux a peanuts character?
<FactsOfLife> yeah linux, the kid who carried a blankie to keep the bad guys away...
<FactsOfLife> yeah yeah, linux, short kid, charlie brown's friend... |
#8620 (237/411) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cyride> the other day i was in the mall with my wife and we pass by a pictuer of two girls that are in the playboy bunny
suits and my wife says i bet you wished i look like that... what is someone supposed to say to that? is "duh" the
proper response to that? |
#8618 (248/404) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Inflex> Oh my lord
<Inflex> This is so wierd.
<Inflex> In fact, it's wack.
<Noonan> what is
<Inflex> Non engineering classes.
<Inflex> They're like 40% chicks.
<Noonan> heheh
<Noonan> sometimes more
<Inflex> It's so fucked up.
<Inflex> When I walked in, I thought I was in a bar.
<Noonan> hahah
<Noonan> Welcome to the real world
<Inflex> This new world scares me. |
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