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#8705 (92/240) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jon-> doing some C coding ;)
<Anselmo> pfft
<Anselmo> Learn a real language
<Anselmo> Like Amiga Basic |
#8704 (208/384) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<prower> check out what i put on e-bay
<tom_> oh god
<tom_> are you trying to sell your sister again
<tom_> i keep telling you its illegal |
#8702 (60/244) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sull> what is this obsession with trading pics?
<lostsoul1> it is kind of like pokemon...you gota collect them all |
#8701 (1/218) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** jamesm sets mode: -snt
<jamesm> dunno why people keep fucking up the channel modes, like, who gives a fuck
<jamesm> oh my god, someone protect IRC!
<jamesm> fucking choad munching morons
*** cactoid sets mode: +k jamesmisgay |
#8700 (7/235) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Bleve> where an engineer says "1/0 = infinity"
<Bleve> and a mathematician says "1/0 is undefined"
<Bleve> and a SPARC designer gets root
<Bru> which sparc designer is this?
<Bru> oh
<Bru> heh, I read that as 'and a SPARC designer gets A root'
<Bru> hence my scepticism |
#8695 (115/279) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<spoob> MCSE is to computers as McDonalds Certified Chef is to fine cuisine |
#8693 (-1/248) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mmm> i'm single and stuff
<Bobski> mettas relationships have an idle timer |
#8691 (4/250) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<^_^Sasha^_^> im unzipping ma pant
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> wait a second
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> Does Allah know you are fucking an american?
<^_^Sasha^_^> yeah he knows everything
<^_^Sasha^_^> He
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> so is he cool with it?
<^_^Sasha^_^> no:|
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> oh, so do u want 2 stop? allah might get mad
No such nick/channel
Session Close: Sat Jun 08 02:05:24 2002 |
#8689 (161/283) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MMouse> the dates I started and left positions "dont give an accurate impression of how long you worked at that position"
<drewb> god, it almost sounds like you were deliberately vague about dates to hide the fact you didnt last long in a job..
<Tippytoes> what format did you put the dates in, max?
<SataniKKa> roman numerals
<Sep> binary
<SataniKKa> Monday is not a date. |
#8687 (118/280) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ryk> "let's be friends" is what chicks say when they're feeling guilty about shafting someone.
<Ryk> they don't mean it.
<Ryk> they mean the kind of friends that never speak and never see each other.
<Tippytoes> thats the best kind of friends |
#8685 (41/188) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jamesm> geez, it's only 10:20am and i'm already completely e-bullshitted out |
#8684 (240/415) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pryk> I am so fucking h0nry today, I don't know what's wrong with me. It's like someone is licking the crotch of my voodoo doll. |
#8682 (5/312) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jamesm> what are you running on the alphas?
<MMouse> tru64 at the moment
<MMouse> with oracle
<jamesm> no wonder so many dotcoms go under |
#8681 (-1/297) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ryk> you know the bottom half of an egg carton? I got me one of those, and cut holes where the eggs sit. I'm gonna take it home tonight, get nekkid, and have my own game of "smack the weasel". |
#8680 (-1/211) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jamesn> max: best become a sales guy
<jamesn> those jobs are easy to get
<jamesn> and you dont need skillz
<undrewb> heh
<MMouse> both. yeah i was thinking sales, but that's like a last resort
<undrewb> but to get into sales, you need to be a superficial wanker with no clue...
<undrewb> oh.. ok :) |
#8679 (26/233) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<toNe> Nall is like an xbox
<Nall> thank you
<toNe> big, heavy, not fun, and useless!
<Soopa> good graphics though...
<Soopa> and easy to develop for...
<toNe> and you have to pay extra to get all the features
<Soopa> and will be dead in a year
<acetonic> and Bill Gates spends Billions on it
<Nall> who will die |
#8677 (-1/284) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<drewb> I still dont get how you can use linux when it doesnt have a control panel
<jamesm> well duh, use xeyes |
#8674 (10/210) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jamesm> fear the day when the president sends an icq message to the loser saying 'eye fuxx0red j00!!' |
#8673 (116/276) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<X-man> i had a comp sci teacher that named her dog scsi
<X-man> i felt bad for it |
#8672 (108/251) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Duck[STFUF]> you know ath, why did you change your name to avin...A, V, I and N are pretty much as farthest they can be from one another:<
<Jumper|TMC> BECAUSE IT'S HIS NAME |
#8671 (83/306) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DigDug> i'm so tired of reformatting quotes :/
<c-rOCK> THEN DONT
<c-rOCK> KILL THAT QDB
<c-rOCK> LIKE YOU WERE ABRAHAM
<c-rOCK> AND THAT SHIT IS YOUR SON |
#8670 (111/277) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<|Spanky|> peeing your pants it like happiness
<|Spanky|> everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth |
#8669 (-3/308) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SDGR406> I'll send you some of my worn panties
<SDGR406> will that work?
<|Spanky|> i need womens
<|Spanky|> men dont get me off anymore
<|Spanky|> i want hair though
<|Spanky|> those are like finding a treasure
<|Spanky|> finding a pube on a this week's stolen pair is like having a goose that lays the golden egg |
#8668 (7/307) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cryterion> hooker fucking is an art.
<cryterion> you have to be able to do it with one arm up
<cryterion> and shave her pubes
<cryterion> while doing your business through shaving cream. |
#8667 (123/301) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cryterion> that the girl had a nickname.
<cryterion> "mouse"
<cryterion> have you ever stepped on a mouse's tail?
<cryterion> and heard it squeak?
<cryterion> this girl did that at the point of orgasm.
<cryterion> "EEEEEEEEEEEE! |
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