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#8743 (10/274) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Linguica> heh
<Quasar`> bone thugs called the street they lived on the Double Glock because its East 99th
<Linguica> has anyone noticed that quasar almost never talks about bone thugsFUCK |
#8741 (79/265) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Doomaholic> my pad fell off, and i can play in an octave thats not supposted to exist |
#8738 (227/439) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AndrewB> I've played the Expansion Pack for about an hour and a half, and I'm already boAGH GET AWAY FROM ME YOU MOTH |
#8735 (122/298) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<arfmcbarf> i'm gonna teach you a lesson you wont soon forget
<arfmcbarf> i.e., how to integrate ln x from 0 to infinity
<arfmcbarf> first you get the antiderivitive
<arfmcbarf> of ln(x)
<arfmcbarf> i.e., 1/x
<arfmcbarf> then i forget the rest |
#8734 (142/302) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Walter39: I woke up in a ditch last night
Walter39: Not sure why
Walter39: Family left me, i cant afford pants
Walter39: But on a plus note, I finally won master status at Everquest |
#8732 (48/266) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<LordBlink> i once made out with a picture of the sorceress
<LordBlink> does that make me lame? |
#8731 (115/267) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cams> i dont like risking it. you can never tell if that "Lesbian House Party" hardcore porn turns out to be "Donky Anal Rape"
<Meat_PoPs> or vise versa |
#8729 (141/328) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tobester> i wish more people would conform to stereotypes so I could be more racist |
#8728 (106/240) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Linguica> wooo
<@Linguica> amy jo johnson naked
<@arioch> whoa
<@arioch> arcing hydra bow
<@Linguica> and such is our difference |
#8727 (154/372) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Afterglow> I remember when i was leaving for university my brother told me, "If you come back a goth I'll kill you".
<Jon_R> my brother just said "If you come back I'll kill you"
<Linguica> my brother said "come on my back or i'll kill you" |
#8726 (164/328) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mewse> contrary to popular belief there are periods where i dont feel like drinking
<mewse> these periods, i call "hangovers" |
#8725 (-1/244) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< linguica_> remember +v = gay
< Insomniak> +v me |
#8724 (-2/286) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mewse> i wonder what drinking rye in the shower feels like |
#8723 (231/405) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Linguica> whatever you say honey
<Linguica> err homey |
#8722 (99/279) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cyb> I remember the first time I talked to my ex girlfriend on aim
<Cyb> and I said 'heh'
<Cyb> and she was like "I hate when people say that!"
<Cyb> that was like the most traumatic moment of my life |
#8721 (130/289) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pritch> yeah well i do an english writing degree
<Linguica> do have |
#8719 (181/361) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AndrewB> Lonely..
<Linguica> aww
<AndrewB> Come to bed and snuggle with me.
<AndrewB> Er, wrong window. |
#8717 (14/252) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tobester> woah FIRE
<tobester> bbiab |
#8716 (60/244) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<relapse> what distribution are you running
<aur__> windows |
#8713 (83/283) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<arioch> Mario 69: Toadstool Gets Reamed
<fraggle> i'd love to give the princess a good bonin'
<aur__> sorry fraggle, but the princess is in another castle |
#8711 (-2/306) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JtHM> http://members.cox.net/image.server/nat-portman-pikey.jpg <- hrmmmm
<shpongle> jt - shes going commando !
<JtHM> she's going on an archeological dig! |
#8710 (-1/207) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Quasar` waves a fist at irc.concentric.net
*** Quasar` has quit IRC (irc.exodus.net *.concentric.net) |
#8708 (147/307) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DW-Steve> i'm a hacker
<mystican> no you're not
<mystican> you're a farmer
<mystican> theres a difference |
#8707 (138/281) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fraggle> get in trouble?
<Afterglow> fraggle: getting in trouble because you look like elton john, of course
<fraggle> yeah they're always disappointed when they find i cant play candle in the wind
<fraggle> "so.. we measure the voltage across.... wait is that elton john back there? can you play us a song?" |
#8706 (222/336) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tom_> i heard that if you walk into a fridge and close the door you cant get out again
<tom_> im sure if i got stuck in a fridge i could get out
<tom_> im gonna fuckin try it |
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