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#8845 (159/295) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fetch#acknak> 19 apache processes
<Fetch#acknak> I think maybe your mail server has a problem ;)
<karlitoX#acknak> are those forked or threaded
<Fetch#acknak> karlitoX: does it matter? its a mail server ;)
<karlitoX#acknak> it's a mail server with aspirations! do not stifle it's creativity |
#8844 (147/270) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<marius_#acknak> Prosecutors, quoted by the Associated Press and Reuters, also said the man was carrying a CD-ROM in his baggage that contained a training programme for fighters wanting to wage "holy war."
<marius_#acknak> I wonder if this training program is based on the quake engine. |
#8837 (6/260) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ez> School books are fun to sell.
<Ez> and will be forever
<Vazagi> Isn't sort of like selling crack? Rots the mind and so on... |
#8836 (0/238) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<D1> can't touch this.
<var> thats because were not gay and have no desire to d1 |
#8835 (32/245) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
mike_afe > [John's dad is sick of waiting. His son has been in 'that bloody bathroom' for nearly two hours. Finally, his temper snaps; he kicks down the door to discover his son knealing infront of the 68000 data manual.]
mike_afe > "Ah! Shut the door dad!" |
#8834 (0/270) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
mike_afe > I just watched Wild Wild West. What a turkey. I chose it over The Water Boy and The Thin Red Line. What a dick. This reminds me of the time that Moretom came back from the shop with an Atari ST under his arm... |
#8832 (205/355) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
mike > What do they send you if you send those penis enlargement companies some money?
mike > "No pill, no pumps. Simple exercises you can do at home.". I have a feeling I am probably already doing whatever it is. |
#8830 (224/403) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pr0k> I could do it when I was like 15, however, the pleasurable sensation of having a mouth on my penis was completely cancalled out by the sensation of having a penis in my mouth. |
#8829 (241/399) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TheTheory> I only have two exams left this semester
<TheTheory> Math (easy) and English (WERY easy) |
#8825 (146/312) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*dpk* man, i need to start taking cocaine.
*dpk* i keep getting winded waling up stairs
*necroid* you should just start smoking
*necroid* it'll make it worse, but at least you'll have an excuse |
#8824 (-5/229) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<person> jezabel's perrrty hot..
<Coolblunt> the reason obsie hates jez so much is cuz i think ralph said she was hot :)
<steebis> obsie is a tubby bitch too
<steebis> its called jealousy
<Coolblunt> in baseball terms if jezebel is home plate obsie is out in the parking lot somewhere |
#8822 (-1/212) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bytraper> im like midas... everything I touch turns to shit |
#8820 (52/204) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<OhioJoe> Steempy, you mentioend an automatic swich box.. I have a chrome box that has a switch on it too, with coax connecters on eitehr side, with a switch on it.. that is a manual switch box?
<God-Zilla> nah, thats a prostate stimulator
<neogeoMAN> I have one of those wired to my tinfoil hat.
<neogeoMAN> I can switch the aliens on or off. |
#8814 (479/613) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Night-hen-gayle> I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you. |
#8812 (129/290) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Sheri> *gasp* I neverrrrrr
<@LabMonkey> the fuck you didn't, I videotaped that shit |
#8811 (-1/357) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<egg> System Penistime: (_(_)====D~ (23hrs 20mins) |
#8810 (57/233) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sarkazein> i was STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN drunk
<Sarkazein> and she wanted me to rub her clit
<Sarkazein> talk about fucking effort
<Sarkazein> i was ready to pass out
<Stu_pid> from rubbing her clit? |
#8809 (-1/209) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<moira> Ibet I could play my lungs like a harp if they weren't stuck insdie my body |
#8807 (27/229) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[Chocolate_Jihad] ahh depth perception she is harsh mistress
[Chocolate_Jihad] so much good but at such a great cost
[Darkure] you mean to your dignity?
[Chocolate_Jihad] unfortunately |
#8806 (33/261) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<moira> MY TEETH AR NUMB I BET I COULD BITE THROUH A CAR |
#8805 (-2/256) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HailBrak> "Oh shit! I got the shoe! I'm so invincible! Oh! Eat it, you bitch! You don't understand! I got the damn SHOE! It's the shoe! And look at how cute I am with my stupid plumber head poking out of the wind up sock! I am the cutest invincible shoe rider ever! Mario! Mario! He's in the ULTRA green SHOOEEE!" |
#8801 (7/209) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cognac> i've discovered some serious design flaws regarding the human body!
<cognac> you see, we got two or more of almost all body parts..
<cognac> like ears, eyes, arms, legs, fingers, toes ++
<cognac> however, for the things that we REALLY like to do, like eating and fucking, we're only equipped with one tool
<cognac> or perhaps my discovery is just the answer to why we like oral sex and why "american pie" was made? |
#8800 (164/314) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<happy> i have problems cooking on the stove, because i run into my room to chat on irc or somehting, and it catches fire |
#8799 (-1/280) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Adrxelna> Besides, I can't go directly to sleep after playing a game. My heart beat goes WAY up when playing AO or AC or DAoC or EQ |
#8789 (54/296) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Stain> when i was 8 i still thought girls were the enemy. Now, 12 years later, i'm fucking one.
<HailBrak> stain: an 8 year old girl?
<Idioteq> WITH A KNIFE |
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