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#8906 (78/267) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<vidividividi> kristen dumped me
<greggyhot> oh NO!
<vidividividi> i cant believe it
<vidividividi> i JUST bought her a 300 dollar necklace!!!
<vidividividi> at least i can count on all of you for support
*** vidividividi has been kicked by krassproduction (get the fuck out of here, you cheap jerk) |
#8902 (113/275) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DL|horses> Death to all who oppose me!
* Warlord dies |
#8899 (-2/323) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lazzay> PREPARE ALL ASSES FOR IMMEDIATE ENTRY |
#8896 (2/248) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<StoneTear> damn i'm hot
<StoneTear> i smell like barbequed eliteness |
#8893 (102/246) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nutter> This is what our secretary just said on the phone
<Nutter> "Hi, got Anal Fire Brigade on the phone for you..." |
#8891 (-1/281) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
:TheDude: why are some Vhosts not traceable while some are traceable?
:TheDude: NetAdmin.irc-chat.net
:TheDude: is one from a whois |
#8888 (65/233) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tirloni> drolp, I was going to get a XP1900+, then a bill suddenly got in my table. Then I moved to a XP1500. Another bill, Duron. By the end of the month Iwas looking at the prices of a p133mmx
<aq> pharcyde: are you running a window manager?
<tirloni> now I'm happy with my calculator |
#8887 (49/237) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<GoodScrat> how's the humanoid with the wet crotch doing?
<Zygote-> and hill billy slang
<Zygote-> haha
<Zygote-> you mean my wife? |
#8886 (25/259) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ven> Fuck
<Ven> This is a long shot, but
<Ven> has anyone seen the pinout for the 4-player connector for the CPS2 arcade system?
<Ven> Oh fuck!
<Ven> I bet it's in my D&D Mystara manual |
#8885 (-1/331) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<IceX> :) sure i hate windows my self
<IceX> is it rtfm? it says you need .help
<IceX> is it .rtfm #Thechan ? |
#8881 (274/408) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<fo0bar> man, do you know HOW FUCKING LONG a 15ft kvm cable is?
<synec> 15ft? |
#8875 (101/279) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<GoodScrat> my gf is twice your age
<db-x> goodscrat, twice is about the time i get her in a week
<GoodScrat> to do what, change your diaper? |
#8873 (19/287) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Crimson has joined #arsclan
<stargurl> hello
<Sinned> hello
<Crimson> hello
<Griz> hello.jpg |
#8867 (6/278) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rance> i'm right next to a gateway country... i should walk in with my powerbook :) |
#8866 (117/280) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rance> so... i'm driving to cedar rapids today
<Rance> and i'm feeling a little frisky...
<Rance> so i start cranking one off in the car
<Rance> and it's really kind of funny when you... achieve your objective, and you wind up laying on the horn... and it's blaring for like 1/4 mile
<Rance> so now the next time i hear someone going down the road with their horn going for no reason... i'll know |
#8864 (12/217) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+Sonikku> 10 PRINT "_Bobbi_ is a PROGRAMER!"
<+Sonikku> 20 GOTO 10
<@dixon> Sonikku: what is that ? assembly ? |
#8863 (7/192) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Bikky> I've been staring at fserves so long I don't know whether I need a shit or a haircut |
#8857 (100/268) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<aqela> YES!
ùíù mode/#mandrake [+v nomercy] by level
<aqela> my linux came
<aqela> yes!
<[Mosher]> did yah get any on you ? |
#8855 (-2/204) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Anton> whooops
<Anton> I was just talking to a girl on msn and she stopped replying so I said I wanted to fuck her in the ass to get her attention
<Anton> then her little brother just said "soow y anton i have stolen my putta zar is npot bein wude shell brb" |
#8854 (0/380) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Shrap> What is pubes? |
#8853 (176/374) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tom> did you hear about the magic tractor?
<tom> it went down the hill and turned into a field!!!
<ReAc> :/
<dave> did you hear about the magic tom?
<dave> he went down the hill and I stabbed him in the face |
#8851 (78/262) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Grumbledook> my mum told me off for saying fuck in front of her
<bodhi> hmmm
<bodhi> my dad bollocks me for saying piss in the house
<Grumbledook> :P
<dave> my mum told me off for shitting on a plate and putting it in the fridge |
#8849 (136/288) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Balli> the kid in the middle of the pic is getting his ass fingered
<Balli> look at his face
<jaunty> balli.. thats me, cockmonger |
#8848 (-3/289) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Balli> I know a few sluts like that
<BadMojo> yeah
<BadMojo> welcome to germ city
<BadMojo> "hi, could I take your order please?"
<jaunty> this bitch needed her kneecaps reconstructed because she spent to long on them
<BadMojo> "Yeah, I'd like a lay with a side order of herpes and a super-sized case of the clap, please" |
#8846 (91/259) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<IH8Pants> I was too talented for the football team
<IH8Pants> So I joined band |
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