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#8987 (152/294) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mick> bolsh... you are my favourite guy on this channel!
<bolsh> same.
<Mick> HAHA..I MEANT FAVOURITE TO FANTASISE AND WANK OVER!
<bolsh> same. |
#8986 (100/249) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<czg> you're not gary larson
<Nekroe> czg... how the fuck do you know?
<czg> because I'm gary larson |
#8984 (1/265) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<than> the makers of m&ms used to claim they didn't melt in your hands
<than> which was clearly bollocks
<than> they also melted when I clenched them betwixt my buttocks |
#8983 (0/246) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RPG> Grrr
<RPG> Whenever I need someone, they are not to be found.
<scar3crow> i must be around a lot |
#8982 (156/332) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Fern> dag. some guy in NY hit 19 people with a buick regal. I wonder if there's some sort of bonus round for that. |
#8970 (11/289) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Rogue feeds CardO's ass a cracker so he'll stop talking outta it |
#8965 (196/308) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** gamingsloop0r is now known as sloop
<@sloop> parents
<@sloop> fs
<@sloop> when u leave home remember this important lesson
<@sloop> on a sunday
<@sloop> when ur not doing anything
<@sloop> phone them
<@sloop> or
<@sloop> they will phone u when ur busy
<@sloop> and expect a 1 hr conversation
<@ronin\dm> well it is fathers' day
<@sloop> oh shit
<@sloop> brb making a call |
#8962 (73/235) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* hals masturbiert zu: Mudvayne - dig
<shawnporn> is that german?
<hals> it is
<shawnporn> germans masturbate to some weird stuff |
#8961 (46/228) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[T-Doo|art] when you think about evil, what pops up?
[Rosewood] Daikatana |
#8960 (42/215) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[KodiaK] my definition of back up is move all my porn to the E Drive |
#8955 (174/322) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RyMon> You see the new heatsinks on thinkgeek?
<Crash> I have one right here... it's so cold against my skin, I could just put them all over myself and stay cool anywhere!
<RyMon> There's no sink that disipates stupid, man. |
#8943 (47/259) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Straylight> THIS JUST IN: Never trust your 9 year-old daughter with a babysitter named "Penishead McMurphy"
<Straylight> you cant trust those Micks |
#8942 (118/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<outRider> i bought MoH: AA today... boy, world war II was easy. |
#8940 (4/169) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
«@MegaFrogg» wow... these spammers sure are subtle
«@MegaFrogg» [%] added [GIVE_ME_UR_PUSSY] (*!*getrjtjty@203.135.12.*) to the Shitlist |
#8934 (3/265) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@kt> i'm going to put icey hot on my nipples again
<@kt> bye |
#8930 (-1/319) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<XvRickH> is an oc3 connection like...2 T3s combined?
<Goetterdaemmerung> 3.
<Goetterdaemmerung> hence oc-"3"
<XvRickH> so could I combine like 2 DSL lines and make like...an DSL2 or something? |
#8929 (120/260) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Delver> also it has been shown that the more woman are exposed to sex the higher their antibody count against disease
<strung> so sex is good for fiting disease?
<strung> ill use that excuse next time |
#8928 (69/236) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<grey`> how much do cheek clenches help ass shape?
<grey`> i need to firm up my ass
<grey`> like i'm always clenching to tunes in winamp, i'd like to think its effective |
#8926 (124/291) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<zita> hi im a 17 yers old girl from norway,i have birtday too day
<meyou> 17 year old girl from norway? doesn't that mean you're a 43 year old man from the U.S. ? |
#8924 (76/248) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<un2> should i just settle for a bmw?
<Gen`Aku> settle settle?!?!?1
<Gen`Aku> don't use the word settle and bmw in the same sentance
<Gen`Aku> unless it's about the dust settling
<Gen`Aku> BITCH |
#8923 (127/299) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Celery533> I have single handedly programmed applications which corporations have purchased from me.
* LS * Maur prefers to type double-handedly :) |
#8919 (125/297) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* zebra does the menstrual blood dance
<Slvrchair> zebra: your dances scare me.
<zebra> You should see them in person.
<zebra> It could be worse.
<zebra> I could give you the menstrual blood lapdance :P
<Slvrchair> ew, no :P |
#8909 (-3/305) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sinatra> foam dancing is a way to spread chlamydia |
#8908 (-3/351) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<spineshank> come to my city, everyone who isn't white smells, and no that isnt a racist comment either |
#8907 (-1/310) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<carjecked> i'm getting back on my old ISP's dsl service so you guys won't be able to rip me anymore about being on AOL.
<pagan> your ISP makes no diffrence, we will still know your a dumbfuck
<carjecked> pagan i have a dumb fuck |
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