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#11271 (46/268) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sandie> http://www.nifty.org/nifty/gay/celebrity/wesleys-anal-ordeal <- Sci needs to see this
<Sandie> "As Wesley opened his mouth in agony Kor slid the gigantic head of
<Sandie> his Klingon cock into his soft boy-mouth. Wes's scream became a gurgle as
<Sandie> he began nursing the head in compliance with Kor's bellowing order to
<Sandie> please his warrior dick with his pussyboy mouth.
<c_thur> ...
* Tomko slits his wrists and welcomes the sweet red death |
#11266 (-2/292) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ThisIsASentenceInANick> I AM TAPPING THREE WHITE
<ThisIsASentenceInANick> CASTING MONEYSHOT ON TOM
<ThisIsASentenceInANick> YOUR TURN
* Tomko awaits anxiously for HAWT STEAMY MANSAWCE
<ThisIsASentenceInANick> IT IS MY TURN AGAIN
<ThisIsASentenceInANick> I TAP OUT AND SUMMON YAWGMOTH'S SODOMITE
<ThisIsASentenceInANick> I ATTACK TOM WITH IT
<ThisIsASentenceInANick> DO YOU BLOCK? Y/N
<Tomko> N |
#11264 (295/443) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Saber> I had a full can of soda
<Saber> and I slipped
<Saber> and dropped it above my KB
<Saber> and I caught it
<Saber> but THOUGHT it was upside down
<Saber> so I inverted it
<Saber> and it turns out
<Saber> it was rightside up |
#11263 (100/268) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CABAL> you're the fat one
<CABAL> like hell gravity would let you jump |
#11261 (85/318) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Tomko slaps saber with Oprah's clitoris, which resembles some kind of gnarled and pulsating sweet potato
<ducks> WTF |
#11260 (-1/287) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DumbCatgirlSexSlave> no. must slay Willian Shatner.
<DumbCatgirlSexSlave> ... his name is "Shatner". this never struck me as funny before but it does now.
<Tomko> william scatner
<Tomko> spock: your feces is ILLOGICALLY DELICIOUS |
#11257 (84/252) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<c_thur> god i hate my roomates GF
<c_thur> if she was non existant
<c_thur> there would be no hand jobs behind me |
#11255 (117/275) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ducks> I was looking through someone's eBay auctions
<ducks> and this is what I see listed
<ducks> * GIRL SCOUT COOKIES THIN MINTS ORDER NOW!! *
<ducks> HAND PAINTED FLOWER POT VASE PICTURE FRAME
<ducks> SET OF 6 AMBER SUNFLOWER SALAD / FRUIT BOWLS
<ducks> THE CUTEST LITTLE ANGEL RAG DOLL
<ducks> STRIPPER VHS MOVIE |
#11251 (81/262) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Zombie> will you beat up Red Sky for me?
<Ryco> no =P
<Zombie> He almost cost me my JOB
<kesu-cho> what did RS do
<kesu-cho> that almost cost you your job?
<Zombie> He told my Boss I wanted to have sex with him |
#11248 (-2/284) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
-SandNET- press, the like whole end, or are you just exagerating a big ass cut
-SandNET- oops, just talked to 300 users |
#11246 (194/338) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Saber> help me
<Saber> I just ate a fortune cookie
<Saber> But I don't remember taking the fortune out |
#11244 (168/315) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hippie316> plus i have one of the worlds smallest rooms
<Hippie316> ask dop hes seen my room
<Hippie316> plus he can attest to it being small
<Doppelganger> no I cant
<Doppelganger> oh, you mean the room
<Doppelganger> yeah |
#11241 (132/294) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<xdeep> does anyone have a computer currently handy |
#11238 (170/306) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Drew```> I really dont appriciate my sister saying "oh, close your eyes andrew, I already took off my pants outside" |
#11237 (196/366) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Lord_Igsel> i remember an 11 year old kid on irc once, he had 'found out' about masturbation, and we were all laughing at him and things like "wooww what's it like how did you do itt' and then he said 'a friend showed me. i rubbed his dick, he rubbed mine.'
<Lord_Igsel> and then we got scared. :D |
#11236 (104/260) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Breathe> I'd like to thank the Academy... My parents... Adelphia cable and the fuckwits who dug up our sidewalk...
<Vo0> thats a word i havent seen you use befoe breathe 8)
<@Breathe> "Fuckwits?" Or "sidewalk?" |
#11232 (-1/281) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Karma> brb bathroom...
<DasAJ> we dont call the toilet a bathroom
<DasAJ> ever tried bathing in the toilet?
<SaladInc> there's a bath in the room though
<DasAJ> not here
<DasAJ> toilet is next door to the bathroom
<DasAJ> I dont want some dirty fucker stinking out the bathroom when i need to brush my teeth |
#11230 (132/270) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<David> topic lock off ?
<David> how
<David> ?
<DJ-Pyro> /msg chanserv help
<SSJ4xVegeta> how do i group my nicks 2gether
<DJ-Pyro> /msg nickserv help
<DJ-Pyro> you'll notice a pattern |
#11229 (-2/334) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Bismarck> i recently decided that bsd is dead because it cannot hope to survive when it gives away it's IP with no protections whatsoever. |
#11226 (53/259) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CactusEarl> any of you want to kill my alegbra teacher, he hates me
<CactusEarl> he thinks im going to shoot him
<CactusEarl> "oh my lord earl why does your quiz paper say im gonna kill you mister rose" |
#11225 (45/235) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* pygmy fires up excel
[@pygmy] or not
[@pygmy] I'd need it installed to do that :) |
#11224 (148/354) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<k0reany0> hey it's been long time since I've talked to you.
<Xilokumsh0t> let's meet up and have a beer sometime
<k0reany0> sure. btw how is your wife nancy doing?
<Xilokumsh0t> her name is suzy
<k0reany0> who cares! |
#11223 (45/235) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jubei301> I want a director's cut version of the matrix where the red and blue pills are suppositories... |
#11222 (121/283) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
e l i t e m r p (11:56:26 PM): 80 dagrees 95% humidity
Tom McFarlin 4 (11:56:50 PM): yesterday it was 90 deg and 90humidity here
Tom McFarlin 4 (11:56:53 PM): so i can relate
e l i t e m r p (11:57:47 PM): yeah but im wearing a 300 pound suit of lard |
#11219 (0/219) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Twitch> next halloween i should hand out SVCDs
<Twitch> i wonder if the cops would show up |
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