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#11520 (253/439) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<jre> If you were a Nazi and had 2 hostages but only 1 bullet, who would you shoot? Some normal crew-cut soldier or G.I. Joe?
<Gudrow> I'd shoot myself because Nazis are assholes. |
#11516 (-1/294) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Al> Cooties is God's way of punishing straights |
#11512 (156/315) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Gudrow> I hope I get hired
<jre> wear a miniskirt to the interview
<jre> show some leg and some nutsack |
#11509 (102/288) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<amit> I DO THIS FOR ALLAH!
<FBI> we have Allah in a secure facility |
#11507 (396/549) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Kurt> I will now make this man disappear!
***Exitium has been kicked by Kurt (Hocus Pocus)
<Kurt> Voila!
<jre> Hey, I saw you palm him and place him in your ass!
<Kurt> THIS SHOW IS OVER! |
#11506 (163/294) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* Teufel is a moron
<_wEaSeL_> well said
<Teufel> I tore up my room looking for the receipt for my 'broken speakers' to return them; when all I had to do is plug them in |
#11504 (285/497) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Kurt> Who would win in a fight, Batman or Jesus?
<jre> Batman
<egg> Batman
<jre> Does Jesus have a Christ-mobile or a utility belt? NO. |
#11497 (283/440) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<jre> There is no profile of a school shooter. They come from all walks of life, all religions; they listen to different music, have different crowds; they are just random individuals who cannot be determined to be killers until they actually kill.
* jre is now known as SoccerMoms
<SoccerMoms> WE BETTER CENSOR MOVIES, TV, MUSIC, BOOKS, VIDEOGAMES AND THE INTERNET THEN
* SoccerMoms is now known as Politicians
<Politicians> K |
#11485 (109/265) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<jre> I know how to end racism. It involves a lot of fucking.
<egg> 1st ANNUAL ORGY TO END RACIAL DISCRIMINATION
<Idiotsavant> Usher in the vaunted age of syphilis |
#11481 (267/465) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<cave> what does stfu mean??
<nso> shut the fuck up
<cave> sor-ry.. it was a simple question.. no reason to get so mad.. |
#11474 (140/326) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Josho> hold on here
<Josho> does the cube have a dvd drive?
<Amanda`> It's probably a 12x cdrom
<Josho> ><
<Josho> insulting the cube is like kicking me in the privates
<Josho> i don't know how to eject the cdrom
<Amanda`> drag it to the trash can
<Josho> strike two |
#11473 (110/269) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<largo`> my client thought an swf extension stood for "single white female" |
#11461 (-1/300) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<mrunix> WCOME Ticker symbol has changed to: WWENT |
#11455 (-1/237) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Reipin> I do makeit quite obvious I want nothign to do with them
<Reipin> and I have had quite a few call me an asshole
<Reipin> just cause a guy is gay doesn't mean he can't fight back |
#11444 (-2/236) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<synk> ok
<synk> I know this is a dumb question
<synk> but how do you tell what kind of fish something is
<synk> like bass or northern and stuff |
#11442 (148/334) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<dan> what the hell is a ponzi scheme
<brian-w> where you go into a meeting with a leather jacket and go 'Aaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy!!!!'
<brian-w> and they give you money |
#11439 (118/312) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<adr> if kashmir gets nuked we won't have any soft wool sweaters any more
<TS> thats cashmere you tool |
#11437 (14/292) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ccc> The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this: You're a Siamese twin. Your brother, attached at your shoulder is gay and you're not. But you only have one ass. |
#11435 (0/347) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<doc> i feel no need to go to canada
<doc> if i want a taste of canada, i'll drink a canada dry |
#11433 (84/260) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<EC> bikeracer doesn't understand biggles
<fet> no one does
<biggles> my hairdresser understands me |
#11428 (118/318) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<antix> i have a poem
<Lulu> share
<antix> its call "an irc life"
<antix> my bandwidth
<antix> i lag... i lag
<antix> i die....
<antix> the end
<fluxz0r> that was so touching |
#11427 (207/342) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DannyBoy> Hey CB, do you have any old website interface templates laying around that you have no use for? =8)
<Cowboy_w3rk> er
<Cowboy_w3rk> <html><body>insert content</body></html>
<Cowboy_w3rk> there ya go
<DannyBoy> wonderful
<DannyBoy> hey, that looks like shit |
#11424 (0/300) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<]CkB[Ireckon> OMG...I found a KrissKross/Britney Spears mix |
#11422 (205/346) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<hobophobic> cant be fucked going to the toilet
<hobophobic> i reckon i'll piss out the window
<hobophobic> brb - pissing out my window
<Mr_J_Beam_1981> lol
<hobophobic> brb - pissed on my window
<Syncope> Yeah you gotta open it first
<hobophobic> :( |
#11418 (5/235) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<SirPrux> My heart bleeds a bittersweet syrup, coating my mind as one would embrace the fury of nuclear fusion with lead. |
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