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#11416 (-2/339) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<NOCKY> OMFG
<NOCKY> I JUST WENT TO GET THINGI PRINTED OUT
<NOCKY> AT THE COLOR PRINTER
<NOCKY> AND SOMEONE ELSE PRINTED
<NOCKY> A CHUCK E CHEESE COUPON
<NOCKY> AND BETTER YET IT WAS ALL PIXELLATED AND SHITTLY LOOKING
<wolfwork> astounding |
#11415 (-1/241) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<wolfwork> her zip drive was broken because HSE HAD NO ZIP DISK TO PUT IN IT
<NOCKY> that's just poor design, isn't it
<NOCKY> (is what the dumby guy here says whenever computers dont work for him because hes dumb) |
#11410 (117/285) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+Shaym> i progress in my VC++ learning :)
<+Shaym> hey
<+GoodScrat> baby shaym
<+Shaym> my boss want to make skinnables apps
<+stereo> hehe
<+Shaym> is it hard to do it ?
<+GoodScrat> Shaym, Where did you learn engish on the back of a gum wrapper?
<+Shaym> excuse me for my poor "engish" ;) |
#11402 (-1/275) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Nova> Damn that chick is so hot ill e-mail her
<Orion> Dude thats playboy.com you fool! |
#11397 (15/215) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<zx64> ducktape is merely a physical manifestation of regexps |
#11395 (140/275) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<dine-sa> no it won't MoP, amusment park jobs actually suck
<dine-sa> I had a friend who worked at six flags all summer.
<SA-MoP> dine had a friend! *dies* :D
<SA-Metathrom> Hehe
<dine-sa> :P it was before I had a modem
<SA-MoP> lol ok |
#11393 (98/299) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Dark_Brood> Next thing Mac will do is introduce the 1 button keyboard, you type by morsing the ASCII codes of the letter you want to write |
#11391 (88/267) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Dark_Brood> #define sizeof(x) rand()
<Rangsk> you can do that?
<Dark_Brood> Yup
<Catafriggm> OMFG!
<Catafriggm> That's disgusting! |
#11389 (54/260) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Cu-Ius> 'in an interview recently Keith Richards intimated that kids should not do drugs. Keith Richards, said that kids should not do drugs. Keith, we can't do any more drugs, because you already fucking did them all. We have to wait until YOU die, then smoke your ashes" |
#11386 (41/255) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[00:45] [@{Defenderz}] WTF THE FUCK? |
#11385 (3/220) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[@Dz[Here]] Did you see Episode 2?
[@Dz[Here]] You'll want to have SEX with Natalie Portman after it
[@Dz[Here]] I seriously thing that... uh... $calc(($150 million / $7) / 2) guys want to have sex with her! |
#11384 (39/207) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[@{Defenderz}] heh... you know this is all the british's fault, technically
[@{Defenderz}] I don't blame Britain... but... it still is thier flaw they sparked this whole thing :-P
[+Dark_Brood] Yeah they went to america in the first place |
#11368 (311/483) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+ChiMP> WHATS GAYER THAN ME AND STARTS WITH AN N!!?!?
<@miz> nothing
<@miz> :o |
#11353 (235/365) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<guyen> holy shit i'm not going to be home this weekend, i have an online exam i have to take, but i'll be in LA
<guyen> there's a wedding going on so i won't be able to exactly just do it at my relative's house
<guyen> i'm looking for cybercafes and crap, the only thing i can find is some place called Yogi's Cyber Hut
<guyen> holy fuck i can't believe i'm depending on Yogi for my midterm grade
<xan> at least he's smarter than the average bear |
#11350 (136/278) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<davis> you're site reminds me of a commercial
<MyBodyIs4Sale> which commercial?
<davis> the one where the girl dumps the guy because of his lack of substance on his web page |
#11348 (214/399) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Ryu> I remember when I was watching a porn on a tape I received from my friend, and I start wacking off to the lesbians on the TV... Then all of a sudden right when I was about to cum, the tape stopped and it was TeleTubbies on the TV instead. I cummed, and I cried.... i'm not joking. |
#11343 (34/238) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@FoX> for the record
<@FoX> she never cybered me
<@FoX> i cybered her
<@FoX> :D
<@FoX> oh yeh....did i forget to mention i kept gettign the message no such Nick/Channel |
#11339 (222/404) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(NOTE: The URLs were coloured out with IRC colours, or something ^_^)
<@Saiko> Hello #sqrxz my name is Claudia, I have 36D tits and I am very horny. You can read more about me HERE ----> ( http://goatse.cx http://goatse.cx ) and i also have some nude pictures of me! I also talk about when I had oral sex with my roomate. I'm only 17 and I'm very lonely, pls cum and chat with me!
<@Zinco> Who would be retarded enough to click on a link they could not see?
<Loco-san> HOLY CRAP WHAT IS THAT!!!!!! |
#11322 (180/288) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<RunninRaven> I don't think I have once asked Jeeves a damn thing
<moestavern19> I asked him once where i could find some kick-ass porn
<RunninRaven> What did he say?
<moestavern19> he said kickassporn.com |
#11321 (150/343) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Maggieamac> I pray for Osama Bin Laden everynight for him to give his life to Jesus
<dendr1te> I think he's given his life to Allah.
<Maggieamac> We'll see
<Maggieamac> But I pray for him everynight before I go to sleep
<Maggieamac> :)
<dendr1te> Geez, I feel bad. I usually just masturbate before I go to sleep.
<Maggieamac> It going to be ok
<Maggieamac> Tonight I'll pray for you |
#11304 (148/314) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<IsoFlash> i dumped my girlfriend because she is fucking dumb
<AciDBatH> woah sweet
<AciDBatH> i dumped mine cuz she had a penis |
#11301 (13/264) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<liquid> i want to get head from a girl with a fat bottom lip
<jenn> punch her first. |
#11291 (317/446) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<prok> heh they set up one of those temporary radar speed detector things yesterday, the ones that tell you how fast you're going
<prok> with a big sign
<prok> i did about 5 laps around it trying to get my car up to 120
<ShizCakes> You know it takes your picture if it starts blinking when you go past it, right?
<prok> whoops |
#11281 (170/313) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Ouroboros> I think the downfall of the Roman Empire was caused by something similar to IRC.
<Ouroboros> The Roman equivilent of a lawless, perverted group of weirdos, if you will. |
#11278 (3/283) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<VinnyD> wow is it possible to become gay from watching an episode of sanford and sons? |
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