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#11043 (93/272) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(@|shot): directX 8.1 any good?
(@landje): i havnet pld it
(@ICEMAN): dirext X isn't a game
(@landje): what is it
(@landje): if any;one puts that in their quit message i'll feckign kil ythe, |
#11042 (229/394) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(@MpTaNk) today, somthing on TV was going in slow motion, and my first reaction was "Damnit, the tv is lagging" |
#11038 (176/339) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@AniDean> THIS FREAK NAMED NICKSERV KEEPS ASKING ME FOR MY PASSWORD
<+darkmind> Report him :x
<+darkmind> Or try to flood him off |
#11036 (203/357) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Swamp|haircut> omg @ big breasted hairdressers
*** Swamp|haircut is now known as Swamp
<Swamp> whenever she leaned over it looked like i was wearing a mickey mouse hat |
#11033 (210/408) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Rammie> how do I change my quit message
<EileenB> type /quit message
*** Rammie has quit IRC (message)
<EileenB> :D |
#11032 (109/275) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<jablowme> why do some people associate nerds with small cocks?
<Jonny-TD> so girls wont like nerds.....duh
<jablowme> those fucking fags. |
#11028 (143/294) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<evn|z> Anyone who feels like sending me GTA3?
<Zappha> no
<dkcp> You can download it from www.iamaretard.com/GTA3
<evn|z> Thx...
<evn|z> ...
<evn|z> asshole |
#11014 (56/272) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<PreZ> u'd think I'd dream about britney spears, or christina ricci, or something
<PreZ> but nooooo
<PreZ> I dream I'm on IRC in #aussies
<PreZ> *sigh*
<goombah> wake up prez.. your having a hard disk crash |
#11009 (222/384) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Mae|str0m> fuckensonofabitchdamnitalltohellfuckmedeadbastardofaprick.
<Mae|str0m> I just dropped a weight on my foot.
<Mae|str0m> FUCK.
<Mae|str0m> they should make those things lighter. |
#11004 (91/241) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<blue-elf> IRC Weather: Partly laggy with an 80% chance of netsplits.Expect some afternoon smurf attacks coupled with windbags from the east. |
#11003 (94/251) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Journey> I get, from the reactions of the world to our policies, that it doesn't matter what the hell we do--we're always the bad guy. So fuck everybody else.
<RedFox> You've been a chanop before, haven't you? |
#10997 (120/272) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Aiee> That statement is either so deep it would take a lifetime to fully comprehend every particle of its meaning, or it is a load of absolute tosh. Which is it, I wonder? |
#10994 (227/411) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Hiryuu> When you pull the pin from Mr. Grenade, he is no longer your friend. |
#10992 (86/290) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Peter> Scooby-doo. Reason enough to *never* get your pets high, especially on weed. |
#10989 (110/260) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Vang> No matter how dead one is, it's still demoralizing to see one's crotch get hurled explosively across a warehouse. |
#10988 (-1/322) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<TheFoo> I can have so much fun before he can even shoot at me. |
#10984 (282/452) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Seros> Did you get my hat back?
<Spleen> what kinda question is that?
<Seros> An easy one? |
#10983 (99/253) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<outlaws> that's so gay
<joyrekz> speaking of gay
<joyrekz> i watched the gay pride parade on tv just to see some lesbians, is that wrong of me?
<outlaws> nope |
#10981 (0/285) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Dryzzid> Not going to mention the ingrowing...well, nevermind. Not going to mention that?
<Alucard[OES]> Oh yes. What about your ingrowinng Penis, hmm?
<Dryzzid> Corrective surgery. |
#10979 (77/251) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Dryzzid{SAS}> OOOOOW
<Dryzzid{SAS}> I just sat on my nuts :(
* Jaedra stares at Dryzz
<Jaedra> dude...
<Dryzzid{SAS}> What? I sat down the wrong way..
<Dryzzid{SAS}> I crushed one :( |
#10976 (50/218) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Dryzzid{Nap}> So I wonder...do people in France, England, etc. measure their penises in the metric system?
<perianwyr> LET'S LOOK UP SOME UK GAY PORN AND FIND OUT |
#10975 (69/276) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<GreyPawn> My friend Dan once woke up screaming because his nuts got twisted around each other. |
#10972 (111/253) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
Lara: I wonder if something scary will happen if I rotate my Everglide 180 degrees
*** Joins: Twitch (none@12-218-101-151.client.mchsi.com)
Lara: |\O_o/|
* Lara rotates it back |
#10968 (173/367) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Gamblor> are you trying to play NES games on an SNES emulator?
<Gamblor> or perhaps on notepad.exe?
<RomminAvatar> listen gamblor. SHUT UP!
<RomminAvatar> YOU AREN'T HELPFUL!
<RomminAvatar> AH FUXOR! I WAS USING A SNES!! WORD OF THIS DOES NOT GET OUT! |
#10965 (0/288) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Wilson99> omg thats so phat !! i never knew saw that
<T1Jr> yeah it is pretty overweight. |
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