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#11613 (195/371) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<\slick> 3d studio max install told me to close all program when installing, so i just opened more to be defiant
<\slick> take that |
#11611 (39/256) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Solo Herron: why did it have to be hot outside today?
Solo Herron: I mean I was like "hmm mind numbing boredness here in the cold library" walk out side "OH GOD THE EXCITMENT OF THE HEAT" |
#11610 (-2/286) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<\slick> i hate when girls smile at the camera and act like they enjoy it in porn
<\slick> ruins my mentality that they are being raped |
#11609 (228/373) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Lac> Whats so unfathomable of: Double click zip file, hit extract, click the C: Drive, hit ok.
<hmne> Slow down, double what? |
#11607 (55/227) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@daedreem> and he was sooo sweet...
<ShockSMX> i think it would be more romantic if some guys pushed you off a cliff and he saved your life by jumping after you with a parachute.
<situationist> we'll have to make do with what we got |
#11606 (196/368) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DeathRay> My car can fly thanks to the power of lies! |
#11605 (-4/362) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<+sephiroth4ever> you know that shit that mimicks the pregnancy cycle of women?? i think it's fucking gay ass retarted shit..but that's just me |
#11604 (161/319) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Podex> Hey Aboshi, I'm cooking some ramen right now
<Podex> OH SHIT STIR OCCASIONALLY |
#11602 (90/244) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<lawnhorn> i am a tool
<lawnhorn> i fix therefore i am |
#11598 (218/398) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kero> if you jizzed and there wasn't any gravity, u think there'd be a kickback?
<kero> if i was on mars, i'd def hide behind a crater and jerk off
<kero> just to say i did
<fzt> that'd kind suck to be lost in space cause you were viciously beating off
on the moon. |
#11597 (152/284) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bLaKeiMuS_TiReD> i had a dream 2 nights ago that my penis was stuck in the hole of a TDK silver cd and i was really nervous
<jAyVeNoMx> damn dood if my dick fit in a CD hole I'd be nervous too |
#11595 (7/250) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JohnerSuKt> ok but it wont put people in control of my computer or deleting/altering stuff, just a good ole virus right? |
#11593 (133/313) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fireklar> Anyone know what could cause a monitor to dim like that besides impending death?
<mig|flurry> fireklar: impending death.
<slurpee> impending death of your eyesight
<mig|flurry> fireklar: capacitors pretending to be resistors.
<Fireklar> DAMN YOU CAPACITORS
<Fireklar> I hate those bastards |
#11590 (233/389) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ShockSMX> I have more important things to do right now than sitting in front of the computer... For example sitting behind the computer, where its safe and nobody will hurt me. |
#11588 (101/250) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pfk> oh its may 21st..almost time for my bath |
#11587 (190/369) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<arenotelicon> and jason picked it up. "hello? *pause* yeah, she's right here. *glances at me* thirty-four C." me: "thirty-six." jason: "thirty-six c. yeah. bye." |
#11580 (126/276) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<UberCore> who here wants to participate in a stastical analysis
<UberCore> involving sex, and star wars/star trek |
#11577 (186/334) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dark_Lord411> hi
<Dark_Lord411> asl
<ShockSMX> no, dsl... you? |
#11573 (149/341) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Amit> I was going to commit seppuku but I accidentally commited bukakke |
#11571 (108/299) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hell_Patrol> I wish the girl of my dreams would stop fucking haunting my dreams, I wish death upon the stupid bitch |
#11552 (136/309) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<happy> dude, when will i be able to buy a big gigantic fibre line for like $10/mo?
<jre> You can make one for free if you eat a lot of bran. |
#11551 (148/319) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Josho> the cube is but an infant
<Josho> soon it will be flexing and thinking about cubettes
<Josho> noticing files in weird places
<Josho> experiencing new and unusual programs and applications
<Guilty> MY GOD WE MUST KILL IT NOW |
#11532 (143/313) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jre> God is a racist. Look in the old testament and you'll find nothing but nationalistic hatred of others.
<JesusGurl> God is not a racist. what racist would have Jews as His chosen people? |
#11530 (-3/342) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<GI_Clutch> I made a mixture of BBQ sauce and water and put it in a spray bottle. I sprayed a few cats. They were swarming with flies and other bugs only a few minutes later. It was pretty funny. |
#11526 (234/418) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<futard> IS YOUR NAME
<futard> NICK BECKER?
<strangury> no.
<futard> ok good
<futard> beacuse then you'd be me
<futard> and that'd be awkward |
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