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#214645 (137/199) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<+SnappleMan> only pussies fight
<+SnappleMan> it takes a real man to passionately kiss another
<+SnappleMan> and remain straightComment: #OCRemix on ETG
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#303193 (138/242) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Yuyu> Im pretty handy at FAPS games though
<Yuyu> ...........
<Yuyu> FPS |
#302189 (152/234) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Aaron> Tier-1/2 DNS provider based in Canada, 10 minute TTL on your A records (fast global propagation on changes)
<Sebas> Words in that sentence I understood: Provider, Canada, minute.
<flack> global
<Sebas> Don't overestimate my linguistic aptitude. |
#300375 (235/283) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<jspath> woohoo perl 5.10 and // !
<abryan> hey jim are you using the // operator?
<abryan> I've been avoiding using any 5.10 features... but I guess we can start since we're running it most everywhere now
<ben_alman> i use the // operator in javascript
<ben_alman> whenever i encounter some of jim's code
<ben_alman> i just use that operator and everything works again |
#297468 (240/340) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<jaska_> A scientist wants to reduce my body temperature to minus 273 degrees Celsius
<jaska_> My wife says it'll kill me, but I think I'll be 0K |
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T-Shirt Hell: Shirts you'll never have the balls to wear in public
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#302240 (-27/243) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
< arke> not even my computer loves me
< Antonio8> is it a dual core ? maybe it has a split personality |
#300584 (119/211) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
Matthew: It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook. We have 11 friends in common. I need new friends. |
#301979 (271/329) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<RobTitan> The Chile earthquake was magnitude 8.8 which I think also makes a pretty good emoticon for "I'm in an earthquake." |
#301275 (38/138) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<esteele> Anyone know what kw['title'].setdefault('') might do?
<optilude> esteele: crash if 'title' is not in kw?
<esteele> Well, it crashes when it is too. Unless title shouldn't be a string.
<esteele> Ah, I think it should be kw.setdefault('title','')
<davisagli> esteele: right
<esteele> Which shows how many times that method has ever been called.
<davisagli> heh. what method?
<esteele> Products.PlonePAS.plugins.group.GroupManager.updateGroup
<esteele> From 02/24/05
<esteele> Wow.
<esteele> This is what archaeology feels like, I'll bet. |
#218226 (13/167) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
joe9512357846: Its bad when I turn down porn to read quotes...
VollerRoterMond: yeah
joe9512357846: is that why people have dual screen monitors...?
VollerRoterMond: possibly.
VollerRoterMond: you have to train your eyes to look at one screen each
VollerRoterMond: and then your body to laugh and orgasm at the same time.
joe9512357846: lol
joe9512357846: thats pretty awesome...
VollerRoterMond: I'm pretty sure its part of some buddhist religion
joe9512357846: wait - you mean to tell me I have to trick my body into thinking it's actually doing two things at once? Dude we all know how hyperthreading went!!
VollerRoterMond: a skill known only by monks who have been studying the science for their entire life.
VollerRoterMond: I think they're called IT guys or something
VollerRoterMond: fuck... did we both just turn that into nerd jokes? |
#132604 (91/161) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
< doppler> shit, watching the Stevenote has depleted my battery :(
<@gregh> your wallet is next |
#302845 (182/210) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<@fewyn> so i send my mom a text saying happy mother's day i get one back saying "ty, send treats for my dog in farmville plz" |
#202999 (144/186) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<@carbine> I need to find a new outlet for my emotions.
< pi> like a vagina?
<@carbine> And apparently it won't be the internet. |
#139936 (124/164) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
< madAsHell> I hate irc more when i don't even understand how i'm being insulted |
#283592 (69/141) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Errdoth-AFK> lul
* Errdoth-AFK forces himself to turn the monitor off
<ichai> hey errdoth
<Errdoth-AFK> ?
<ichai> made you type again
<Errdoth-AFK> fuck you |
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#303089 (210/230) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<Iridium> it's funny
<Iridium> I saw that there's an article on the NYT about how we can't focus anymore with all this multitasking
<Iridium> so I opened it in a new tab and went to finish reading my other RSS items
<Iridium> and then checked email, and facebook
<Iridium> and am updating you all here
<Iridium> and ten minutes later just realized I haven't looked at the article yet. =/ |
#303084 (94/158) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<happyman|sleep> man i was just thinking of something. it would be great to setup an entire irc server of nothing but bots. that appear to be real people. so when random people join the server. they can spend weeks there thinking they are really talking to people.. only to randomly come back every now and then and let all the people know they were all only bots
<+Wolvenhaven> lol
<+Wolvenhaven> i used to run a room called #someonewhocares
<+Wolvenhaven> and it was moderated
<+Wolvenhaven> with a bot which tried to convince people to suicide |
#301993 (176/294) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<NH4NO3> So you spent $1500 on your computer that "is designed to run hot"?
<Tomazim> Precisely
<NH4NO3> Gee, I wish I that that kind of money to...
* NH4NO3 puts on his sunglasses.
<NH4NO3> Burn.
<tavaryn> YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH |
#300814 (71/269) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<jenna>sometimes i seriously hate my name yknow?
<jenna>like other people are jen or jenny or jennifer, and i'm jenna. with an a. it sounds weird. i hate it i hate it i hate it
<pat>yeah, people pat me on hte head when they leave. and then walk of chucklling, "no pun intended".
<jenna>LOL...not as bad as mine though, i have to say "argh" at the end of my name. jenargh.
<pat>why did mum have to give us shitty names
<jenna>i know eh...
<pat>hm why are we talking over irc when we live in the same house?
<jenna>yeah all this computer shit is getting to our heads. we need some fresh air. what happened to max? who's turn issert for walking him?
<pat>dad's
<jenna>oh
<jenna>well i reckon we should get some fresh air, afk our comps and talk irl
<jenna>but its too much effort getting up and going downstairs and out, farkkkkkk.
<pat>llol im outside on the picnic table with the supposed fresh air, i dont have to go anywhere.
<jenna>fuck you. |
#127338 (24/192) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<+`WarpKat> so you're getting married in vietnam???
getoutofmygalley nods
<+`WarpKat> at least they'll have plenty of rice to throw ^_^Comment: irc.triviachat.org/#cyberchat
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#126624 (4/136) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<anti-net> I'm going to bed when the Sun gets up, lazy bloody thing
<anti-net> rarely does night shifts, only in the North Pole
<max> hey, in the north pole it stays up for 6 months straight! you call that lazy? i call that caffeine
<max> then it goes down for 6 months, now thats a caffeine crash |
#126580 (48/132) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<BURNING_HERO> I was looking through martial arts videos in YouTube because I like the read the comments. I saw this one that was all telling this guy he sucked because he didn't use ki energy and his video showed real ki powers and shit. So I checked it out and it was a video of him waving around at a candle to blow it out.
<BURNING_HERO> I left a comment asking how much Dragon Ball Z he watches.
<BURNING_HERO> He said: I hope to be like Kakarot in super saiyan form |
#122028 (80/182) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
[Katami] I was little and my dads friends dog always tried to hump me and he told me to stroke the red rocket to make him stop
[Katami] and I did
[Katami] Then they all laughed at me for ages
[Katami] v.v
[Katami] I'm from alabama
[Katami] Further more, it was a lie
[Katami] That dog would not leave me alone for shit after that |
#300150 (151/175) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<kiwi_> How come when your wifes pregnant, all her female friends rub her tummy and say congratulations! But none of them rub your cock and say well done?
<Artifice> By extension, it would be your GUY friends rubbing your johnson |
#295793 (72/136) ↑Funny ↓Awful πOld
<D-Myze> I was speaking to a girl the other day, who was like "have you seen 2 girls 1 cup?" I was like "uh, no, have heard of it though" she was like "it's not so bad the second time" I was like "second time ?!" |
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