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#13526 (211/383) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Huz cries.
*** Huz has quit IRC (Excess Flood)
#13524 (329/530) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TunnelArmr> Cool! I finally found the Womrs 2 demo
<TunnelArmr> I mean Womrs 2
<TunnelArmr> I mean Wrms 2
<TunnelArmr> Worm 2 even
<TunnelArmr> GOD DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!
<ThePython> having trouble saying wrmos Tunnel?
<ThePython> i mean wmros
<ThePython> i mean mrwos
<ThePython> GOD DAMNIT!
#13521 (0/315) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
< ^Tommi^ > if bill gates would play pacman in an arcadehall and every game would cost 0.5$ (and take 10 min), he could play in 6.3 million years!
#13515 (22/281) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BetaCeti> 3 + 2 + 25 = ?
<Darth-Phenom> huh?
<Darth-Phenom> 31
#13499 (225/374) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Aerion> I haven't rebooted Windows for a week and it still hasn't started leaking memory.
<AndrewT> freaky
<AndrewT> you'd better get that thing to microsoft before it starts becoming useful
#13495 (4/301) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Skyphox> ahhh shoot, my spelling script has disapeared again
#13489 (183/329) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Chariset> Aie...got to run.  Fencing.
<Chariset> Bye, all
*** Chariset has quit IRC (Quit: Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.)
#13487 (101/250) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zeratul-SK> Cello, I'm tired of you in the top of the users list. :P
<Cellosoft> zer, I'm tired of you on the User list
#13486 (123/280) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ToastyX> CNQ: Use webserve.dal.net, it's new and reliable
<ToastyX> I never get peered from it.
*** ToastyX has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
#13483 (125/247) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DjLizard> click HERE for free Chocobo porn.
<DET> all I got was channel info
<DjLizard> :D
<DjLizard> well, click here for free channel info.
#13481 (7/249) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Floidy6k> everybody in america has an anal probe up the ass
<Mack_Salmon> not true!
<Mack_Salmon> I had mine removed!
#13480 (0/242) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DjLizard> geez Antichron, heard of pdcc ?
<Antichron> pdcc?
* Antichron ducks.
<Erdrick> Antichron: pdcc is an industry secret, they don't want you to know about it. and yes, it DOES have something to do with ducks.
<Erdrick> magic ducks that push your DCC along.
<Erdrick> typing /pdcc 999999999 will summon 999999999 of these magic ducks.
#13479 (21/221) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Powerlord> You mean... you can save your game in ff7pc? And all this time I've been leaving my computer on all night!
#13477 (99/248) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MrMonkey> Erdrick: I speak your language a lot better than I speak yours, ok?
#13476 (5/190) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[cr0wz]> my dildo hurts
<_SuPeR_Fly_> my arse hurts
<wisteria101> see a doc
<[cr0wz]> i wonder why
* FadeJade sees a connection
#13475 (139/302) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sumez> Q3 arena test
<Aximili> What is it?
<Sumez> don't you know what Quake is?!?
<Aximili> YES, I know what Quake is
<Aximili> But 'Q3' could have stood for 'Quicktime 3' as far as I know
<Sumez> Quicktime 3 arena :P
<SpyFrog> but isn't quicktime up in version 4?
<Sumez> Spy: not the multiplayer version :)
#13474 (31/286) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Rottingbeef> i live in "yawn" america
<Rottingbeef> but im only 11, so dont think im some serial killer
#13469 (7/236) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Khalal> I never did understand that quote NG
<NintendoGuru> Khalal: That's because you haven't seen a picture of Andrew Vestal
<Khalal> What does he look like?
<NintendoGuru> Think Richard Simmons french kissing and electrical outlet
#13468 (246/453) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ToastyX> :b
<Powerlord> Hey toasty, what is the ascii code for the upside down P?
#13467 (116/287) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Krameras> i know somebody who doesnt want to watch the Simpsons because its "too derogatory"
<CyberThor> Yeah. It's offencive to yellows everywhere!
#13463 (6/249) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
( Webmaster ) I'm researching cheats for my webpage in counter strike anyone that knows how to use them, plz msg me.
( jeremy ) i know how to use the ejaculator3.45 cheat
( +Webmaster ) what does it do?
( +Webmaster ) and how do i use it
( +jeremy ) it turns everyone bright white
#13461 (158/342) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Zok> who here has an ip address?
<Mortimer> me
<Zok> i didnt ask you
#13458 (81/264) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<psychicbug> I'm gonna find some third world country, and punch a store owner in the face
<psychicbug> he's gonna start swearing at me in some fucked up language
<psychicbug> and if I like any of the words I hear, I'll make it my new nick since this one sucks
#13457 (68/300) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bugg> hrm
<bugg> $280 million jackpot
<bugg> that's enough to give every man, woman, and child in the nation one million dollars
#13449 (5/250) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Blue^_> xach
<Blue^_> wanna bw later?><
<Ershin> OK
<Date`Kyosuke> That almost sounds indecent. :o
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