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#13370 (124/328) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<HuStLe> Today I was was flirting with this hot girl in the halls after school but once again my computer screwed me over
<Netminder> How so?
<HuStLe> Well I was gettin far with her, then she me a secret about her and her ex, I went to laugh, but guess what came out.
<HuStLe> Me - "Laugh out Loud", I actually said laugh out loud. :( |
#13367 (8/305) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Blaxthos> find / -name "*base*" -user your -print |xargs 'chown us' |
#13362 (90/242) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kitster17m> i don't quote meaningless blabs
<RainDown> <Kitster17m> " You are a stupid bitch ,
<RainDown> <Kitster17m> and i hate you "
<RainDown> thanks for being oh-so-meaningful
<Kitster17m> that's not meaningless, that's very deep
<Kitster17m> it's an introspective criticism concerning one's relations with another, and the social awareness of the prostitution institute
<RainDown> Screw you |
#13359 (234/398) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TrivBot> Question 3. A man's beard grows fastest when he ______?
<_Cozmo_> shaves it
<emul8or__> shaves
<RatAway> jacks off
<TrivBot> Here's a hint: antici
<Rjx> anticipates sex
<TrivBot> Rjx got the answer: anticipates sex. In: 5.7secs.
<Rjx> wtf? |
#13358 (0/297) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MarZi^> what are you doing on Quakenet if you dont play Counterstrike? |
#13355 (35/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[chromex]> A paleontologist is a type of dinosaur |
#13351 (-3/318) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<MASTERR_4_SLUT_GIRLZ> i need a slut girl as my sex slave as i have pics of scenes i have in mind. apply on ur kneels with atleast ur topless pic. |
#13350 (170/323) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sam_> yesterday i saw MIB2 and mr. deeds.
<P|CK|E> i saw mib6-4 like, 6-4 weeks ago
<P|CK|E> my two key doesnt work. |
#13340 (-1/229) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ludwig> thats amazing, how a company can charge you extra for what you shoulda gotten originally
<Ludwig> its like buying a hamburger, getting the buns only, then having to pay more for the meat
<@Gaile[diinet]> Ludwig, you're wrong, clear and simple
<Ludwig> only thing clear and simple is getting through your panties
*** Ludwig was kicked by Gaile[diinet] (Gaile[diinet]) |
#13339 (0/291) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<zRz> Hello a question... that I have to make to be able to write in color in the devil?? |
#13331 (213/353) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BlazinIndo> you can call me mentally retarded, but i feel good right about now
<Ludwig> thats cus you're too stupid to know you're mentally retarded
<Ludwig> its a catch 22
<BlazinIndo> i dont see what your getting at.... |
#13325 (6/250) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Apocalypse23x> dids you noitiuce hitting yourself ehwne drunk dont hurt |
#13322 (0/265) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ALegitOne> cls
<ALegitOne> oops.
<ALegitOne> lol this isn't linux or dos |
#13315 (136/302) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Joins: Tallpaul
*** Semper is now known as Smallpaul
*** Smallpaul is now known as Semper
*** Tallpaul is now known as Semper_is_gay
*** Semper is now known as Tallpaul
*** Semper_is_gay is now known as Semper
*** Quits: Semper (Kill by NickServ (RECOVER command used by Tallpaul))
*** Tallpaul is now known as Semper
<Semper> I'm a dick
<Semper> :D |
#13309 (0/340) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Moled> the only female people I have spoken to are in my family or teachers at school |
#13295 (7/325) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ntruder> someone peed in the dating pool here |
#13282 (48/250) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ferney> WTF??? benchmarks for a fuggin VIBRATOR? |
#13272 (-1/289) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Hell`> russ where do u live ?
<russ> delaware
<Hell`> ill come and pick ya up
<Hell`> if its on the way
<Hell`> where the fuck it that
<Hell`> i need a state !
<Hell`> i need a state !
<Hell`> i need a state !
<Hell`> not a city
<Hell`> lol |
#13267 (106/284) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mithrandir> http://www.geekissues.org/quotes/?12572
- did you know that it is anatomically impossible to lick your elbow...and 75% of the people who hear that actually try to lick their elbow?
<SirPrux> already read that
<SirPrux> it's not funny
<Mithrandir> did you try?
<SirPrux> Yeah |
#13266 (0/252) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(zeki): whats a badger?
(ThinG): hes from wind in the willows |
#13254 (3/253) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Arno> i got kicked off a cray at school for running "pine" |
#13250 (242/379) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+phunk> i have to send 8 photos of myself in
<@fraggle> one for each angle
<@fraggle> they're going to make you into a doom monster |
#13246 (210/389) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
ùíù You're now known as
<@> wtf
<@> what nick am I |
#13211 (145/323) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PJ> Ok
<PJ> let me get this straight...
<PJ> Your pregnant wife shoved speed down your throat during sex?
<Covert22-UNS> Yup pretty much |
#13200 (140/318) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<erisynne> he has a ctcp version fetish
<erisynne> he did it to me 7 times
<GreenMtn> did you lose your versionity? |
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