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#13735 (150/320) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Adam> C'mon, make me one more!
<God> You're out of ribs
<Adam> Here, take my spleen then! |
#13734 (108/258) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sumez> Adam could just sacrifice another rib for another woman. :P
<Nobuyuki`> sumez: yeah, and two more ribs and he wouldn't need any more women |
#13732 (58/242) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[-FeC-]sKratch> PENISES
<[-FeC-]sKratch> random penis, sorry
<Kwyjimbo> i understand
<Kwyjimbo> i once did that while giving a speech in class...
<Kwyjimbo> i never did do to good in that class after that |
#13731 (112/271) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Otto[half-a-always]> I made AI smarter than George W. Bush with 47 events |
#13730 (0/288) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ShadowCaster> since nobody is doing anything... lets see who can be the FIRST to type the alphabet backwards with their eyes |
#13729 (6/246) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sumez> Echythus is just a weak wizard. He doesn't want to retake the world.
<Sumez> He doesn't even have the power to enslave all humans.
<Twilo> Hitler didn't have magice powers but he took Poland. |
#13728 (52/210) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Darth-Phenom> So Sumez...how was Nadine?
<Sumez> Nice
<Sumez> She liked big cocks
<Sumez> And she did oral
<Yolkhead> Luckily you are a big cock then. |
#13727 (-1/265) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kimmo> I don´t know you
<Kimmo> Are you good at something?
<Otto[NS]> Yes
<Kimmo> What?
<Otto[NS]> Dames
<Otto[NS]> *Games |
#13726 (82/210) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sumez> I must admit having two functional penises must have it advantages
<Darth-Phenom> You could fuck a woman and piss at the same time?
<Yolkhead> Would you really want to pee while having sex?
<Sumez> You miss to see the opportunities |
#13725 (68/246) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<_emma_> I'm just like a Barbie doll, I come with all the accesories
<Mort-Hog> And you have your underwear melted on to you? :)
<_emma_> Barbies in my day had no underwear
<Mort-Hog> What? My barbies all have their plastic underwear molded on to their bodies |
#13724 (-4/287) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<djmax> temptress, But then I started seeing that the left was more interested in handing out fish to the poor, than teaching them how to catch fish themselves.
<Temptress> djmax: You are moron #1 |
#13723 (-2/331) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ChrisD[TK]> Sumez = Super fag0t Fighter 2 turbo champion black belt edition |
#13720 (8/304) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Flirbnic> 26% of final doom has been... bought. |
#13711 (4/238) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<theSonarch> is there a command for turning a number into a string representation of a number?
<Aximili> yes
<Aximili> /msg Aximili (yournickservpassword) |
#13707 (236/352) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
-MemoServ- DALnet would like to recommend that you exercise some standard password security precautions and regularly change your password(s). Please remember that it is your responsibility to remember your password(s).
<Huz> Hey, is that news post DALnet code for "We got hax0red and someone saw everyone's passwords"? :) |
#13687 (278/455) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Darth-Phenom> But the SNES was only good for its games, much like the PSX
<Pedgey> Well what else you gonna use it for? Making toast?!!?! |
#13686 (-1/376) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<geforce2> get voodoo5 6000 |
#13670 (-1/216) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cytoplasm[BLS]> #include <iostream.h>
<Cytoplasm[BLS]> void main(void) { float i = 0; while(true) {cout << i; i+=1; }
<reptile0> umm congrats on your programming accomplishment Cytoplasm[BLS]. John Carmack better watch out! |
#13669 (-3/275) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[23:24] *** Now talking in #nasa
[23:24] *** Topic is 'we get higher than any of you fools.... ;) | i DO NOT give ops in this chan. end of story.'
[23:24] *** Set by rags on Fri Jul 05 16:21:59
[23:24] *** rags sets mode: +o Deth` |
#13664 (153/324) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mack_Salmon> do you ever listen to Meat Loaf?
<Flirbnic> No.
<Mack_Salmon> he's food....
<Mack_Salmon> er!
<Mack_Salmon> he's good
<Mack_Salmon> whoops |
#13655 (281/492) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MrCoulomb> ok, i'm taking out the 3 of spades, and reinsert it into a random point
<MrCoulomb> and i assure you, it is random
<MrCoulomb> I'm now shuffling the cards
<MrCoulomb> and it's a real shuffle too
<MrCoulomb> Now.. I cut the deck.
<MrCoulomb> and there is your card
<MrCoulomb> the 3 of spades
<MrCoulomb> found instantly within a randomly shuffled deck
<Mort-Hog> How did you do that?.. |
#13634 (204/331) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<me tarzan> someone please tell me the name of disk 2 in the curse
<Huz> Tarzan: "Disk 2". You should be able to find it in the CD case you got when you bought the game. It's quite distinct, being the only other CD in there other than "Disk 1", which is also clearly labelled. |
#13631 (0/206) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<The Jim> If only Sarah would tell us what she's looking for, all us throw-coat-on-puddle gentlemen would dash off and find it for her...
<Bloodnose> No I would go somewhere and throw my coat on a puddle personally.
<Bloodnose> In fact I'll go do it right now! |
#13630 (74/285) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Robertuybrush> HELLOW, I'M ROBERTUYBRUSH THREEPWOOD!
<Robertuybrush> I JUST WANT TO BE A PIRATE
<FortKeeper> To become a pirate, turn off CAPS-LOCK |
#13629 (225/403) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Flirbnic> The American dream is to move to Canada. |
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