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#13446 (72/273) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Demanicus> Well if this is how a period feels I have a whole new respect for women |
#13444 (217/388) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Shadowbuilder> haha have you ever seen that commercial
<@Shadowbuilder> theres kid talking on a chat room
<@NwG|Canucks> no explain
<@Shadowbuilder> hes cybering with some girl, and he says "moan, moan for me as load as possible"
<@Shadowbuilder> then you hear thing sound come from the corner of his house, soudns like moaning
<@Shadowbuilder> and the kid says "mom?????"
<@NwG|Canucks> lol |
#13443 (86/281) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[d]-kCmCg-> at least your computer didnt lock up like a nervous virgin on prom night.... |
#13440 (-1/346) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[TpL]Luke> Really? the nurse who did me was so fat, ugly and sweaty, she was cooking burgers under her armpits for lunch
<[TpL]Luke> u should have seen her cooking hot dogs! |
#13439 (-3/313) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(alan_the_gerbil) damn, ebay don't have a penis section |
#13426 (273/406) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Glasses> Quebec is on fire?
<Glasses> I'm sure the rest of Cananda won't be too upset...
<Paul> Upset? THey started it. |
#13424 (10/294) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<diranged> silly ghost bear
<diranged> where's no sense there's no feeling
<diranged> so pointing pistol at my head is rather useless |
#13419 (0/246) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<|Rayden|> Chapter 15 - Making Your Web Sites Accessible to Impaired and International Users <----does this mean drunk people? |
#13417 (7/211) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Eric> still talking 'bout chickens? =)
<splorpo> no, the chickens talk thru us
<splorpo> we channel chickens
<splorpo> everyone in france doesit |
#13414 (87/264) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CheesyPoofs> cheese is good
<CheesyPoofs> I mean "cheese is gouda"
<CheesyPoofs> actually that's not quite true - gouda is cheese
<CheesyPoofs> money is good
<CheesyPoofs> therefore, money is cheese
<CheesyPoofs> which is why it's so good
<sabia> okay whatever you say
<CheesyPoofs> I'm leaving out the technical details |
#13413 (-1/277) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<splorpo> chickens are bits of chickens put together
<splorpo> into a clump
<splorpo> like a shrub |
#13412 (-2/296) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<renster> you
<renster> YOU
<renster> i blame YOU
* Kosh` blames him too
<Lenin> I blame your mother
<renster> i embalm my mother
<renster> and keep her in a barrel
<renster> like pickled fish |
#13409 (163/304) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Chow-BBL> fuck, i just realized how much i dislike eating pussy
<rtav> ChOwShAdY, I have to ask why you're trying to pleasure a woman...
<rtav> you need to tell her that were she meant to be pleasured, she'd be a man
<Spamalope> keep in mind how often rtav gets ass before you heed his advice pertaining to ladies.
<rtav> Spamalope, My advice is untainted by experience. |
#13408 (0/282) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<matrix> FUCKING PSYCHO IRC CHICKS
<matrix> EVERYWHERE |
#13407 (248/421) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@durin> wanting to work for redhat is like wanting herpies
<@KrON> theres no i in herpes
<@KrON> that sounds like a personal motto |
#13406 (233/381) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@AJ-> [-amp-]: My girl might be, erm, uh, you know
<@[-amp-]> a man? |
#13405 (212/373) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Synikal> i do lawns
<mikeyjone> plz no sexual preferences
<Synikal> i do like 2 every day almost
<mikeyjone> one day you'll answer the door and a small blade of grass will be there saying "daddy?"
<Synikal> lol |
#13404 (194/369) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@rtav> CaptainX, It is considered outdated and sexist to refer to your barbecue with "her"
<@rtav> CaptainX, Unless it is an erotic barbecue with the erotic feature set of a woman.
<@rtav> Then I propose that you are confusing a hooker with a barbecue.
<@rtav> To determine once and for all whether you are dealing with a barecue or a hooker, simply light it on fire.
<@rtav> If it runs, you are dealing with a hooker.
<@rtav> If it does not, you are either dealing with a barbecue or a dead hooker. |
#13403 (48/205) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(KrON^) *yawn*
(GoofNOff) *yawn*
(GoofNOff) stop that
ÄÄÄ ..[join/#php] hepcat_(~knight@PPP-159.dentech.net)
(cwc) No, YOU! Who the hell ever caught a yawn off of the internet?
(GoofNOff) I did... just now
ÄÄÄ cwc did too. How embarrassing. |
#13401 (81/243) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(tarmac) FUCKFDUCKFUCKFUCUFKC
(tarmac) OMG
(tarmac) PAIN
(tarmac) my nipples are chaffed
(tarmac) from running
(tarmac) with a wet shirt
(tarmac) and
(tarmac) i sprayed colonge on
(tarmac) WOW |
#13399 (309/476) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(jeek) Jesus Christ.
(jeek) How the hell am I supposed to swallow two alka-seltzer pills.
(jeek) ?
(seawolf_) put them in water first
(jeek) But then they'll dissolve
(jeek) Oh, I get it
(jeek) n/m |
#13398 (39/226) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(drifter) I broke my rioport player
(jafo) how?
(drifter) but I'm just gonna take it back to the store and get it replaced
(jafo) trying to upload mpegs to it?
(drifter) plugged in the power source to the earphone jack.
(drifter) cos the power source looks like it goes there. |
#13395 (41/240) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(akerom) anyone gota picture of a fat naked stomach?
(akerom) or a fat naked girl
(akerom) im making a comic of last night |
#13393 (7/262) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<argol> Argh... There are a cuople of CD's i cant find
<[HaT]Mhor> Go look for em?
<argol> They are in another room
<[HaT]Mhor> Well.. look for em in there?
<argol> erh.. the whole room is filled with cd's litterally. you cant go into the back of the room without some climbing. and i suspect the cds are in the back. =( |
#13386 (86/295) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<J-Zilla> ma$e became a preacher
<DarkSerge> wtf does he preach
<d> you idiot ds
<d> "I'M A PLUMBER"
<d> ds: "WHAT DO U PLUMB?" |
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