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#13198 (75/221) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[01:05] <Hiyaz> I have my Windows 95 dick from my old Desk top
[01:05] <Elysian`> hmm
[01:05] <Elysian`> win95 dick
[01:05] <magtec> some may call me desperate, but i really don't think i'd want one of those.
[01:07] <MrSparkle> magtec: you never know what kinda virus you could get from a Win95 d....
[01:07] <Elysian`> a STD
[01:07] <Elysian`> Setup Transmitted Disease |
#13195 (216/373) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<adam1> my gf supposedly has "issues" with me
<Hiroe> Heh, my ex didn't have just a few issues, she had a fuckin *Subscription* |
#13193 (257/395) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<XwinGs> can i find any mensa iq test on the net ?
<Ntruder> part of the test is finding the test. good luck.
<XwinGs> oic |
#13158 (-13/723) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<eihm> sing with me, sing with me!
* eihm sings
* fuck you
<fuck> shut the fuck up
<fuck> god damnit you fucking annoying piece of shit
<fuck> fucking boy band loving hermaphrodite
<fuck> I swear somebody needs to beat your ass to Israel |
#13151 (263/393) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[ @niffie ] I have no inhabitions right now
[ @aphr0 ] would you finger my asshole?
[ @niffie ] no
[ @aphr0 ] then you have inhibitions |
#13148 (41/267) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[aphr0] do hospitals let you keep the umbilical cord?
[aphr0] I'ma have my kid's cord made into a die
[aphr0] tie
[aphr0] or freeze it and tan it and make it into a cane
[aphr0] give it to my kid when he learns to walk so he can walk around and pimp bitches with his umbilical cord |
#13133 (151/322) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<OneiWilly> ah crap i accidently downloaded winzip again instead of winamp |
#13131 (10/205) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Adamus> I wouldn't care about the bot if you didn't deny me access to the
channel I that I have been using for this past year
<M[]rgue> meh
<M[]rgue> wasted youth is no concern of mine |
#13121 (7/334) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<i_am_pi> (pvah) i wonder how funny airport security would think it would be if you walked into an airport with a cardboard box that said "BOMB" on it
<i_am_pi> i love QDB./
<i_am_pi> www.geekissues.org/quotes/
<pedXing> i_am_pi: I believe it's a 2 year minimum sentence, but I'm sure they'd be laughing.
<Kthulu> i doubt they'd find it funny |
#13111 (3/222) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<neia_doll> Im 5 foot 11 and 116 lbs..i lost 3 on accident..
<k-rad-bob> accident?
<neia_doll> so Im pretty skinny
<k-rad-bob> you got an abortion? |
#13110 (1/214) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<OreoTZA> ./ignore #k-rad
<OreoTZA> whoa, i wonder if you can actually do that
<OreoTZA> holdon, I'm gonna try
<OreoTZA> ok, hello?
<OreoTZA> HELLo????
<OreoTZA> anyone seen this?
<OreoTZA> LOL!!!!!! IT FUCKING WORKED
<OreoTZA> holy shit
<Dawgyman> josh
<OreoTZA> SHIT I SEE DAWG, it didn't work |
#13107 (-2/341) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dr_Pain_> i need help here about a cble modem to nuke theres a girl who has take my nick and put it on a child porn chan and im unable to nuke that bitch shes on cable im in winshit |
#13097 (147/319) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Beedub> How the fuck do I get into IRC?
<Swigh> You dumb fuck |
#13094 (220/393) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SexcBlnde> I want a creamy chicken pizza
<Bart> yeah same! but I want meatlovers
<SexcBlnde> Hmm
<Bart> we could get half and half!
<SexcBlnde> ?? LOL like who will buy the other 2 halves?? ?;)
<Bart> you are joking right?
<SexcBlnde> ??whatttt?? |
#13077 (470/597) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
corner (19:08:21): how tall is a standard guillotine?
Andrick (19:08:33): This still concerns you?
corner (19:08:39): yeah, I really want to build one
corner (19:08:47): I have short ceilings
corner (19:08:51): I wanna make sure I can keep it in my apt
Andrick (19:09:00): I have to admit that I never have committed that number to memory.
Andrick (19:09:06): But I can tell you they are *tall*.
corner (19:09:15): maybe I can make a kid's version?
Andrick (19:09:30): That is probably a wonderfully poor choice of words. |
#13068 (204/387) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rjx> hmm.....goatse.cx is a better link
<ganonboy> what section of the site are the ROMS in?
<ganonboy> ? is it http://www.goatse.cx
<ganonboy> ??
<Rjx> yup
<ganonboy> I dont see any N64 roms?
<Rjx> what do you see?
<ganonboy> A sick picture...
<Rjx> click on it
<Rjx> it's an imagemap
<Rjx> click on his ass
<ganonboy> you are lying
<Rjx> did you try it?
<ganonboy> yes
<ganonboy> and nothing happens |
#13065 (176/327) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Rice_Boy> look at the sys requirements for interdev: www.free-trial-sex.com
<Rice_Boy> er... http://msdn.microsoft.com/vinterdev/prodinfo/sysreq.asp
<iheartsql> HAHAHAHAHA
<iheartsql> HAHAHAHAHA
<iheartsql> PRON HEAD
<Rice_Boy> my bad
<Rice_Boy> damn |
#13063 (202/353) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<hawker> just grab a gun then...
<hawker> end ur misery...
<TomServo> shooting my boss?
<TomServo> good idea |
#13033 (80/279) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<LilGCube740> are you from a dif country
<|STeReOtYpE|> portugal
<LilGCube740> u speak poor english
<LilGCube740> i speak poor spanish so its all good |
#13018 (204/370) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Effyis> oh crap...
<Effyis> i just dropped the dip on the floor
<gleep> Oh, well. Someone help KarbonCopy back up.
<KarbonCopy> me back up?
<KarbonCopy> what?
<KarbonCopy> HEY! |
#12978 (125/259) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mosh76> TO ANYONE WHO KNOWS, HOW DO YOU STOP PEOPLE FROM SENDING YOU UNWANTED CHAT MESSAGES PROMOTING THERE PORN SITES?
<Mosh76> Can someone tell me, or atleast tell me where to look?
<eller> turn off your computer. |
#12949 (54/235) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<boarsai> funnily enough it took me a few minutes to realise my pen didn't have "alt + z" capabilities... |
#12944 (-1/312) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<assmongrel> my dick is covered in zits
<xar0> ew...
<assmongrel> no it's a good thing
<assmongrel> i'm ribbed for her pleasure |
#12941 (35/232) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Twitch`> i almost got into a fight at futureshop last night
<@Twitch`> these two guys were talking about NWN, and i said before they played that they should go on 'thine quest to wash thy hair'
<@Twitch`> they had long stringy gross oily hair, it almost made me sick to my stomach
<@Twitch`> they said 'fuck you'
<@Twitch`> then i said 'fuck you'
<@Twitch`> then this store guy asked me to go look at stuff somewhere else
<@Path`> haha |
#12940 (24/217) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SkoL> mofo must be drunk
<Tweedle> |OUF|mofo: you getting AMD?
<|OUF|mofo> no
<Tweedle> yeah he's drunk |
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