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<Sumez> there's no way a girl could ever imagine the pain of being hurt in the testicles
<Mort-Hog> emma: The pain oozes up, and your ahems swell up to the size of pomigranits, your voice goes high and squeky, and your eye lids flicker.
<MrCoulomb> I thought that's what happened when you get possesed by mickey mouse... |
#13621 (6/323) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mort-Hog> Is 'clenches' spelt right?
<Flirbnic> No, it's 'headphones'. |
#13618 (-3/278) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<spinner2019> i've got an error msg no such file 'file.mp3'
<Mutt-Away> Spinner: That's because the tidal winds in Africa are continental. |
#13617 (128/285) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ashe> I'm really busty this summer, with School and the trip to Colorado.
<Ashe> busy
* Dingy feels busty this spring |
#13608 (109/265) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<]Darkstar[> Everyone hit ctrl+v
* MMK[TP] hits ctrl+v... ctrl+v runs away
<MMK[TP]> Now I lost these two keys! |
#13607 (170/343) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<NintendoGuru> Yoda of Borg am I! Assimilated shall you be! Futile resistance is, hmm? |
#13605 (113/265) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SarahS> With my large internal capacity to hold water, and your creative igeniuty, we can rule the world! |
#13603 (68/235) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sumez> how hard can it be to change two words in my legend?
<Fuujin> Extremely. You see, he can only do it during a sunspot minimum or maximum, and those only happen once every eight years. Also, it has to be a blue moon and a summer equinox at the same time. Plus, the year must be a prime number. The sum of the day of the week (Sunday = 1, Monday = 2, etc), the date, and the month must also be divisible by three. |
#13600 (140/341) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Mort-Hog> How do u spell Encylop(a)edia?
<Flirbnic> Insyklepudier |
#13599 (268/390) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sumez> Jar: I can't believe you don't know what a Skoda is
<Aximili> Sumez: I can't believe you don't know what a Hasemalphaginnojinglanaporphomism is
<Sumez> Axi: I do, oh I do
<Aximili> What is it, then?
<Sumez> Axi: a reversed contradicting metamorph phrased as an anagram
<Aximili> Sumez: Damn.. you did know.. |
#13594 (39/239) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Darth-Phenom tries not to laugh...
<SarahS> Never supress a laugh, or it ends up the other end. |
#13592 (139/303) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* Thirty-nothingster will kick the next person who spoils
<Pong64> Darth Vader is Luke's father. =D |
#13588 (101/246) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ChanPerv> #rpgfan-teensex000!!! is a restricted channel and may not be viewed by minors or residents of Alaska. If you are over 18, please type /msg ChanPerv <your credit-card number> |
#13583 (120/329) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SinclairC> Anyone been to Taco Bell lately?
<Piccolo> No. I hate mexican. :]
<SinclairC> Taco Bell isn't Mexican, it's Taco Bell
<Piccolo> No. I hate Taco Bell. :]
<SinclairC> Taco Bell isn't Taco Bell, it's hamburgers
<Piccolo> No. I hate Hamburgers. :] Cheeseburgers are a different matter.
<SinclairC> Taco Bell isn't hamburgers, it's Dragonball Z
<Piccolo> Damm you |
#13578 (0/277) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<RanmaChan> SUPER HAPPY MAGIC ARROW!!!
<BlitzSpectre> isnt that the thing cecil uses in the begging of ff2? |
#13576 (79/244) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Darth-Phenom> I've just realised something which you'll find quite remarkable
<Darth-Phenom> This place sucks |
#13570 (177/329) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* oWildKard waters the o at the beginning of his name... maybe in time it will grow to a beautiful @ |
#13567 (44/245) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SarahS> You can remove testicles?
<Phenom6996> Yep
<Phenom6996> and breasts
<Phenom6996> It requires special tools
<ajplus1> yeah....a knife |
#13553 (332/499) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Phen-Away> I just figured out what scroll lock does
<AutistiCat> What does it do?
<Phen-Away> You see that light by caps lock? Well, it turns on when you press scroll lock |
#13549 (95/302) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sumez> so, what's happened over the last week?
<RafaMan> |
#13545 (77/290) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<graeme123> i dont understand
<graeme123> be more pacific |
#13541 (97/270) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MartinBr> LOOK AT MY IDLE!!!
<MartinBr> Uh.... d'oh! |
#13537 (195/356) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Ajplus1> My plan is to make a steel ball, put my video games and chips in there, then roll myself into the ocean, where I'll be safe
<zardolf> how will you get out?
<Ajplus1> I don't think that far |
#13531 (0/376) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Alx-C> damn nickserv, op me why doncha? |
#13529 (0/328) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MrMonkey> an aura is the spirit that surrounds all of bodies
<MrMonkey> healers use it
<MrMonkey> they claim they can see how strong or weak one's aura is
<BlurNM> thought it was something like that (if it wasn't the northern lights) |
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