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<fm> i've had three girls today IM me and tell me that they like me.
<fm> then they said april fools and signed off. |
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<Dayv> Eric, you wouldn't know bad taste if it came up behind you and licked your asshole with your mother's severed tongue. |
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<Merrick> Elizabethian: To be or not to be, that is the question, whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, or to take up arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them. Ebonics: I be fixin to hang in the hood. |
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<DireWolf> My life'd be a whole lot cooler if Vikings invaded every once in a while. |
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<Carter> How did you guys used to think babies were made?
<Carter> I thought it was about urine!
<Carter> I thought you had to mix urine, so I peed in this bucket and I tried to get my brother to do the same so that I could have a baby in the bucket |
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<JallakWriting> "mammario-fetishistic" is a memorably stupid sounding phrase. How about "tit-happy"? |
#12889 (297/469) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Koushiro> ... you know your computer's screwed up when IE freezes and then displays an error message: "Error. Unable to access error.dll". |
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<Red_Green> Dar wants me.
<Daroneasa> to die. |
#12865 (162/321) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Jallak went to Hebrew school at this one temple for years...there was no rabbi, the head of the temple was the Cantor. He had long hair and he sang a lot. He would always give us long sermons about judiasm and goodness and all that, getting very very very passionate, his voice rising, tears nearly coming to his eyes as he spoke of God aa a "Great cosmic teddy bear"...
<Jallak> It's been years since I went to Hebrew school...today I found out the Cantor had been arrested...for running a prostitution ring |
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<usagi> "As for religion and science, I'm placing a restraining order, Religion must stay 500 feet from Science at all times." |
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<Jammer> Bad things happen in threes, don't they?
<Fake_Plastic_Tree> like Hanson. |
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<Jallak> Now, see, what you've done is just given me this mental image of this prepubescent girl dressed as a boy on stage, addressing the audience and telling them "Tinkerbell thinks she might become well again if little children believed in sex" |
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<teknoho> im not drinking hard liquor for a lil while. i gave it up for lent.
<mmmichael> what does lent do to you?
<mmmichael> does it fuck you up? |
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<NCHRIST> advice - while putting ascreen in a pipe do not stab yourself in the
fucking finger and cut it and then flail your hand around with the
screen still stuck in it, losing the screen |
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<Farnarcle> I think the last place I would like to be beamed is 'Up scotty'. |
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<sneak> amazon.com are such pieces of shit
<hellgrrl> what is amazon?
<hellgrrl> travel? |
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<Wilke> LEMME SHOW YOU MY FORECAST
<Wilke> COLD WITH LOTS OF FUCKING SNOW AND LIGHTNING
<Wilke> LOW OF REALLY FUCKING COLD
<Wilke> HIGH OF REALLY NOT QUITE AS FUCKING COLD |
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<eltawater> anyone know the name of a (mathematical) function which calculates how many times a number M fits into a number N?
<eltawater> i.e. 20,4 = 5
<eltawater> ?
<Biddle> Division?
<AlleyCat> divisor
<eltawater> er
<eltawater> *smacks head into desk* |
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<JohnnyCat> the phantasm movies are good too. along the same thread of weird electronic
horror movie shit, a movie called cube is awesome
<JohnnyCat> http://us.imdb.com/Title?0123755
<JohnnyCat> very unique
<Somni> is that the one with the new Dax from DS9, and the robot cop from that Tek show
(by William Shatner)?
<JohnnyCat> i'm not sure.. i don't think so. it's about these people that get stuck in
the middle of this maze of cubes with doors on each face of the cube. they
have to figure out whether it's safe to move from cube to cube, or they get
diced up
<Somni> yep, that's the one
<q[Simon]> That sounds like my office. |
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<sneak> do you use gnutella?
<satman> no i use mirc |
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<ArtyMorty> we kill all the jehovah's witnesses once and for all, either we get some
peace and quiet or we get hit by lightning from a clear sky |
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<tress> black people don't bother me so long as they are in jail |
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<Mr_Saturn> im surprised you won the race with 3 million other sperm <VenDi> i never raced in anythin dumbass |
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(01/21/02) 11:41PM<MrDev-> christ, they should put a nice warning when you log into a solaris box that killall on linux and solaris are entirely different commands |
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(Kawmun_Sentz): Tip of the day: Your daily fudgesicles intake should be less than 7 |
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