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#13923 (250/406) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<djamok> wb justin
<JFlex> wb yourself, mother fucker.
<JFlex> Oh, welcome back, I get it. |
#13922 (-4/274) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[Goonigoogoo] So Neuro, what have you been up to?
[tate] How's Alaska?
[Goonigoogoo] really?
[Goonigoogoo] you don't say [tate] Wow.
[tate] I never knew that.
[Goonigoogoo] yeah, those bears will do that
[tate] Sorry about your grandmother, though.
[Goonigoogoo] no, no. It's statuatory rape when they're underage |
#13921 (0/262) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<kineticupid> asian + mullet = cant get better |
#13920 (0/354) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@icEFusioN> heheh i might have to masturbate while thinking about the pizza :~( |
#13916 (172/328) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** tate|work is now known as tate
<chaoticset_Perling> Hey tate
<tate> yo, chaotic
<tate> I just did two of the dumbest things possible
<chaoticset_Perling> ...first?
<tate> the first was staying up all night as part of a plan to attempt to reset my internal clock
<chaoticset_Perling> ...and the second?
<tate> the second was laying down in bed two hours before work thinking I could catch just one hour of sleep
<chaoticset_Perling> LOL! |
#13900 (157/312) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Elfhelm> ya can never have to much coffee.
<Elfhelm> the stuff is great for the soul
<Spriggan|UT> just like heroin .... i mean church |
#13894 (-1/295) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<sat985> u know how to overlock the chip defcon?
<Bouyo> Put your processor into mineral oil and you can overclock a 300 Mhz to 1.5 Ghz ( This has been done ) |
#13887 (65/245) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<BlackNovember> Yesterday when I woke up I found my missing Borknagar CD under my pillow.
<WinterDemon> Yeah, that's the "Cum residue on your hand fairy"s way of repaying you for the left over man juice on your hand after you finished beating off and passed out with your hand under the pillow.
<BlackNovember> Whoa, so if i jerk off tonight and put my hand under my pillow, I'll wake up with a Rotting Christ album under it?
<WinterDemon> Yes, but not the album with a bonus disc, that would be too greedy |
#13883 (113/241) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Nall> I'm so confused everytime I come in here. Either stop changing your names, or like, start cybering with me, so I fucking remember you. |
#13876 (435/593) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Beramode> nall?
<+Nall> Huh?
<@Beramode> are you outside my apartment?
<@Beramode> it sounds like someone's raping a duck out there, but i don't wanna look, so i had to ask.
<+Nall> ...Are you room 7F?
<@Beramode> maybe..
<@Beramode> are you raping a duck?
<+Nall> maybe.. |
#13874 (6/268) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Nall> ...you know what's funny? I was expecting to hit my rock bottom a few minutes ago
<Nall> And yet... here I am, talking about scribbling vaginas on my chest in order to spooge on myself |
#13872 (49/278) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
TX Luder : dude, i made "still fly" my ringtone, i am now officially the coolest person
BeHeMoTh101 : reality check
BeHeMoTh101 : what color are you |
#13868 (0/248) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<bpb> let's all play a game shall we?
<bpb> ok, everybody who has a line that is probably tapped raise your hand
* bpb raises his hand
<bpb> now, raise your hand if you think iip is completely secure ;) |
#13866 (-1/282) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* El_Stapler has joined #sa
<El_Stapler> WCOTC is like hilarity had a snowball fight and everybody came.
<wangzang> all over urmom |
#13857 (120/267) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<colins> Anyone got $50 to lend me, I'm thinking of taking over WorldCom
<fallous> not anymore. I just bought xerox for $27.95
<colins> you got ripped
<fallous> it included a new toner cartridge for my photocopier |
#13853 (0/302) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ken-ichijouji> This IQ test has too many questions, and one third of it is repeats.
<Sushimon> ken ... the longer you go the lower your score gets
<Sushimon> it's just repeating the same ones
<ken-ichijouji> Figures.
<bliP> i took that 1 b4 |
#13851 (149/307) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Shounen> The expression "smooth as a baby's bottom" is socially acceptable.
<Shounen> But saying something is "tight as a baby's bottom" gets you all kind of weird looks.
<ssai> you shoulda seen the looks i got when i said i had a breast feeding fetish |
#13850 (22/250) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<LeanaAnne> Oooh, I guess lacrosse builds up the ol' ass muscles ^___^
<Seiya> Ha, so does being gay. :x |
#13841 (191/386) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<yrlnry> When was 'O Canada' introduced? Must have been
pretty recently---maybe in the 1960's?
<ignatz> "A Canada" through "N Canada" were failures. Then
MacKenzie MacKenzie, a defrocked Mountie from Lard Heights,
Alberta, had a flash of inspiration one day while drinking
maple syrup.
<ignatz> The rest is history. |
#13821 (206/383) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Jonathan> Hey you know what's hard? Trying to move your toes individually!
<Jonathan> I've been practicing though. My left foot's toes are almost completely independent.
<Sumez> gee, Jon, what awaste of time
<Sumez> At least spend your time pulling your penis so it gets longer or something else that's useful
<Jonathan> I have people who do that for me. |
#13813 (287/463) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Leo-chan> I have a large warehouse full of large weapons of mass destruction
<webrunner> Destroying mass is against the laws of thermodynamics!
<Leo-chan> screw the laws of thermodynamics!
* Leo-chan pulls out a perpetual motion machine
* webrunner stops the machine
* webrunner holds out a "Thermodynamics Police" badge |
#13753 (309/447) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Flirbnic> I have a time machine.
<Twilo> That's your fridge
<Flirbnic> Then explain how I can put perishable food items in there and take them out several days later STILL FRESH? |
#13746 (78/211) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Blondebeard> Sumez: Why are you always confusing me with Blood? :)
<Sumez> Blondebeard: Nick completer
<Ben Whatsisname> Blondebeard486 It's called typing "blo" and hitting [tab]
<Ben Whatsisname> Sumez just isn't watching who he's "blo"ing. :) |
#13745 (52/220) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Bone Man> anyone know how to setup a streming thingie for a webcam
<RonWeasley> www.surveyorcorp.com get webcam32 and go crazy
<InsomniFox> bone- have you got a bible handy?
<Mort-Hog> Yes. The Bible tells you how to set up your webcam. |
#13739 (0/268) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Sumez> Did you fight Ozma?
<Darth-Phenom> Maybe...who's Ozma?
<Sumez> The bad-ass optional big boss
<Darth-Phenom> Where is he?
<Gaffa> Right behind you! |
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