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#14031 (194/335) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Pepper-> "Dear valued customer, it appears you have attempted to transmit data through your modem. Here at iiNet, it is our policy to stop all outgoing traffic from client's computers, as it encourages rampant misuse of our outragesouly overpriced and underserviced internet accounts. Please refrain from doing this in future, and thank-you for your continued support of our company." |
#14028 (0/314) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Pepper> BEEP BEEP YOU DONT HAVE ANCIENT 640x480 VESA DRIVERS ISNTALLED IM NOT GONNA CONTINUE YOU SUCK BUY AN OLDER PC
<Pepper> BEEP BEEP EXTENDED MEMORY: 2408204282048208420 BYTES INTEGER OVERFLOW DIVIDE BY ZERO CRASH |
#14024 (237/366) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Hayd1488> Any Intelligent Women here?
<grovibtch> yeah
<grovibtch> but they're not dumb enough to msg u |
#14022 (-3/369) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Hempy> i said the funniest thing today
<Hempy> iwas quite impressed by my own wit
<Hempy> my mum was bitching to me about how i smoke to much weed and how i have no motication and i go
<Hempy> "fuck... i have motivation... do you think its easy getting up to go to the tinny house in the morning?~"
<Hempy> thats what i said
<Hempy> and it was funny
<rhythm> guess u had 2 be there
<rhythm> or not. |
#14019 (74/240) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ion-> at least she has correctly proportioned genetalia
<ion-> within two standard deviations from the mean |
#14015 (142/310) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<TimMm> (\_/)
<TimMm> (='.')
<TimMm> (")-(")
<rhythm> shoot it
<rhythm> shoot it now |
#14014 (356/497) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Chelle> I'm gonna get something to eat - brb
<GreenDragon> If they had an eating contest Chelle would win.
<Slerte> Nah, I could eat her under the table any day.
<Slerte> err |
#14012 (-2/342) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
[16:31:14] * flash- is away, back [log:OFF] [page:OFF] |
#14006 (21/225) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<FPT-[away]> crotch fires and you: the untold story. |
#14001 (5/290) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<demagogue> :(){ :|:&};:
<demagogue> type that at a bash prompt
<dg> not recommended
* Antony ssh'es to bacardi
<Antony> [1] 21057
<Antony> what does it do :'(
<ross> er I can't ssh to bacardi
<taz> 1:01pm up 3 days, 20:11, 4 users, load average: 714.55, 670.25, 890.24 |
#13996 (89/258) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<killah667> shit i left my jacket in another channel!!
<madlib> wich one!?
<killah667> #lobby |
#13973 (221/405) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Zack`> I wore my boxers backwards all day yesterday
<shea_> haha
<Zack`> And I didn't realize it until I scratched my ass
<Zack`> And my hand went through the slot and made contact with my crack
<Zack`> And I was like WTF |
#13970 (193/353) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<TrashCanB0B> Oregon
<snowchyld> isnt orgeon a cookie ?
<snowchyld> wait
<snowchyld> thats an oreo |
#13969 (47/279) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<[]qube> Plz, someone tell me where i can download GEFORCE 4, i need it, i got so low fps in cs =( /msg me FAST!!!!!!! |
#13954 (0/272) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<TripleAgent> well i didnt really, but ive poked my cats testicles...theyre are big...for a cat |
#13953 (0/342) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Cow> fuck im good.
<Red_ValdeZ> thats what yo momma said, Cow |
#13952 (-2/249) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<kaMIKazE> your mother is crap in bed
<@Sicarius123> no you are mistaken
<@Sicarius123> that was your mum in your bed
<@Sicarius123> you should open your eyes before such occasions
* Joins: thecowsgomoo (thecowsgom@vw-21242.iinet.net.au)
<kaMIKazE> no ones got a wang bit enuf to fill her
<@Sicarius123> we are talking about your mum kami
<thecowsgomoo> lol
<thecowsgomoo> lol
* kaMIKazE missed a line
<thecowsgomoo> ROFL!
* kaMIKazE slaps himself |
#13947 (114/265) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<KidDynamite> my tribes2 updater is out of date and i need to update my updater |
#13946 (18/226) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<URinsane> i'll restart after i sync my palm
<element> oh fancy pants with a palm
<URinsane> HANDSPRING VISOR EDGE BIZATCH
<element> do you keep your bitchs digits on there
<URinsane> hell yea
<element> do you stylus them in at bars
<URinsane> i whip that shit out
<element> HOLD ON I CANT FIND MY STYLUS
<element> DONT LEAVE
<element> ARE YOU SOBERING UP
<element> ILL BUY YOU ANOTHER
<element> JUST DONT LEAVE
<URinsane> pfft plz when u have as sexy of a pda as me you dont need to buy them drinks
<element> yeah thats just wasted money for them to find out you are a nerd and not sleep with you anyway
<element> now you have a warning device |
#13942 (94/214) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Agent_grey> kei: welcome to the internet, for the unintiated, it is a place of high exageration and fairly little reality, the rest of the net is filled with spam and porn |
#13937 (71/233) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
{TSL}-{Capo>School crams the giant cock of knowledge down your throat. |
#13936 (0/276) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<V|-Nicotine> cog, i think u should go and be eaten in third world countries :P |
#13935 (56/276) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<total> fucking fantastic phone
<total> phone = movie |
#13927 (11/199) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Meke|Sleep> Lates, thanks. I'll tell the people of the world that IRCops aren't big bad ogres who like to hurt innocent pieces of cheese with their claws. |
#13925 (71/228) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@Jamie_M> a log that proves ZXD bought his girlfriend at wal mart
<@Jamie_M> THIS COULD BE FUN |
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