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#14185 (-1/299) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Jon> The Force is very much like making love to a beautiful woman...
<Atob> Jon: BEEN SAID
<Luke> YEAH JON
<Krista> Jon... someone used that one already
<Atob> Krista: BEEN SAID |
#14178 (17/281) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** Emo has joined #GDProject
<Emo> hwat kind of emo do u like emo?
<Emo> oh shit
<Emo> thats me
<Emo> lol
<Emo> boy do i look like a dumbass
<Emo> forgot i switched comps |
#14175 (7/258) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Adiemus> what country is .mk
<B|1nD> mexiko |
#14166 (-1/226) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Doser> ill kick the shit out of him in an email if i dont get it in 5days |
#14162 (-2/283) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Doser> put a little red bull in a saucer for the FUCKING 12 yr old divorcees outside |
#14139 (95/230) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Choc> CARDIFF: Twelve people have been taken to hospital after Spanish world title contender Carlos Sainz's Ford left the road and hit spectators at the British rally here.
<morty> they were obviously cheering for another driver |
#14137 (117/271) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Miff`NickHunting> Have tragically nasty news
<Miff`NickHunting> Bath Bird, for those who dont know the people directly below me built a bathroom on the outside of their house and have a skylight allowing v. clear view of their bathroom antics, has changed
<Miff`NickHunting> Shes gone from being slightly ok to this new person
<Miff`NickHunting> Who I can only describe as..large |
#14130 (103/263) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* fuzzy-lumpkinz was kicked by Soul|Reaver (Soul|Reaver)
<eX|remix-> soul why u ban fuzzy?
<eX|remix-> he has a hot sister |
#14121 (-2/234) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Agent_grey> i bought that starwars one, and im pretty sure theres a guy in a room somewhere i must have done something nasty to in another life, knowing full well i have no idea what these books say or mean, counting my money while smiling and saying "well heres a big 'fuck you' towards you william" |
#14103 (297/464) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<xxx> I think I'm having some problems with my sexlife...
<phunqe> oh? :/
<xxx> Yeah, yesterday my girlfriend and I wanted to have sex, but I had a... hmm.. well you know.. problem..
<phunqe> Ah, no ping reply? |
#14102 (253/421) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<dphead> I think my cat is sick :(
<phunqe> Why?
<dphead> It's all twitchy and stuff...
<phunqe> I'm sure it's just lagged.
<phunqe> Check its fps. |
#14100 (165/285) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<mommiebear44> so max....how long have you stopped smoking for?
<|non_smoking_max|> let me see ....... about 1 hour 30 min ... |
#14098 (201/351) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<phunqe> As I was walking home from work the other day, I saw a funny ad in the subway. Instead of laughing quietly for myself I actually said "lol" quite loud. The high voltage tracks seemed very inviting at that point. |
#14093 (94/248) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Shandz> i just got an electric shock off the phone
<Quicksilver> static or live?
<Shandz> I dunno, think live
<Shandz> cos when i stuck my hand in again it shocked me again
*** Shandz is now known as Shandz|phone |
#14086 (215/409) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<dudeforev> hehe
<dudeforev> my mom said what r u wathing
<dudeforev> i said pohrn
<dudeforev> she said well dont make a mess
<dudeforev> hehe
<[0sec]Hero_Man> hahahahaa
<[0sec]Hero_Man> your mom sounds cool |
#14084 (67/264) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Ixnorp> saber has a job?
<Zanok> yeah
<ducks> YES I HAVE HAD THIS JOB FOR ABOUT FOUR YEARS NOW
<Zanok> he manually masturbates animals for artificial insemination |
#14083 (171/322) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Entwife> I sometimes think we have one collective mind here that we just pass around occasionally
<Entwife> when we aren't using it as a coaster or something |
#14079 (151/363) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Mantis> Sorry guys, I've got to go and spend some time with the gf
<Mantis> brb |
#14076 (159/321) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Jester-> *rapes Eevee a lot*
<Red_Sky> It's not rape if he enjoys it.
<Jester-> .... he? |
#14072 (84/236) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<geekster> i'm thoroughly tempted to put mandrake on this lappy
<geekster> think dad migh go ape when he boots it up at work next
<drochaid> LOL
<durnik> geekster - LOL
<geekster> it'll interface with the netware servers no problem
<geekster> but won't interface with my dad atall |
#14061 (154/326) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
|bardamu| y'know, sometimes i'm tempted to start a site at www.christianitykills.org detailing stories of christians who went on murderous rampages or killed themselves after praying and stuff
|bardamu| i'd get real controversial and get hundreds of thousands of hits
|bardamu| and then one day i'd pull the plug and replace it with an homage site to myself
|bardamu| surely that would be a good way to get lots of attention |
#14059 (11/223) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
|foomanchoo| i have a crush on this lady with a mullet at school, i think she has a 4 year old kid too
|Teargarden| a mullet?
|foomanchoo| yeah she looks terrible
|foomanchoo| maybe i feel sorry for her |
#14055 (409/544) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<foobar> the FUNNIEST tech glitch ive ever heard of happened at my workplace
<foobar> ok.. so we run an internet storage service right? and one of our clients is a large photo site that allows people to upload pics and view them online
<foobar> well.. our software had a little bug in it .. sometimes if a file is uploaded and not cached properly by the system, the system will deliver the same file for hundreds or thousands of different files
<foobar> so what happened is someone uploaded some bestiality pictures, and those got caught in the cache, so everbody uploading their 4th of july pics got them ALL replaced by the same picture of a girl jerking off a horse
<foobar> 50,000 times |
#14045 (160/330) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Rosipam> (is glad she has AOL now)
<Rosipam> ^_^
...
<Zack`> Rosipam?
<Rosipam> Hello.
<Zack`> When did you get AOL?
<Rosipam> A few weeks ago.
<Zack`> What did you have before that?
<Rosipam> Microsoft Internet Explorer.
<Zack`> Ah
<Zack`> What do you like about AOL?
<Rosipam> It's faster.
<Zack`> Wow.
<Zack`> What was your old Internet connection?
*** Rosipam (quickchat@=RWNRPD119P.ipt.aol.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer) |
#14032 (190/343) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Arky> im a repeat stupid
<Arky> haha funnily enough..i didn't mean to type stupid :/ i meant to type student...i guess we can see why im repeating now can't we.... |
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