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#14249 (280/396) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<andjusticeforall> I've figured it out. If you ever get mugged by someone, just say, "Take it easy man, all I got is a $16 bill", then knee him in the nuts when he tries to figure out what the fuck you just said. |
#14239 (62/248) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** Quits: cuebal (Most parents would hope that that their offspring yearn to become doctors, lawyers, or even a journalist, but these days all kids want to be is Pikachu..) |
#14237 (47/268) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Armiatge> When I was 5
<Armiatge> I got a penny stuck in my nose
<Armiatge> Man.... good times...good times.. |
#14235 (-2/229) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
! Jacob likes normal guys too
[@Jacob] girls I mean
[@Jacob] shit
[@ErroR|51] BUSTED!
[@ErroR|51] LOLOLOL
[LRHK] lmao
! Jacob was sleeping
[@Jacob] fuck
[@ErroR|51] 05:01 ! Jacob likes normal guys too
[@ErroR|51] 05:01 ! Jacob likes normal guys too
[innrwrld] eww Jaco
[innrwrld] shit
[@ErroR|51] ^^ BUSTED!!
[@Jacob] omfg
! ErroR|51 logged it
[@ErroR|51] its LOGGED
! Jacob kicks himself |
#14232 (120/292) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<sWampy> he should have had anikin walk in on jarjar doing portman, and that be the reason that anikin turned so dark, and jarjar being luke and leia's father would explain a lot about why they were so dippy to have such a strong father.
<clemmy> but why would darthvader tell luke he's his father then?
<sWampy> just to confuse him so he could cut off his hand, plus he's in denial that his wife would cheat on him with jarjar.
<clemmy> I guess luke would be more shocked to find out jarjar is his father
<Harekiet> darth vader still had some good in him so he didn't want luke to know |
#14229 (-1/245) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<lid> so what did i miss
<dustyX> oh, the secret of life, nothing big.
<lid> did ya decide what it is
<lid> im kinda curious
<dustyX> doncha know, the secret of life is 42?
<lid> lid fixes a beer and clam, and passes it to tasha:)
<lid> well im 50 so i missed that secret:) |
#14228 (-3/280) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Compn> i have an acoustic guitar or whatever the non electic ones are called |
#14223 (49/249) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<madz> sbs, would you choose: Linux, or Windows?
<sbs> I would choose: Oral Sex. |
#14222 (79/227) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Sierro> I don't need music to get a shag
<mal> well no
<mal> music and miracle, but the musics a start |
#14221 (120/304) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Sierro> I took her out for lunch...
<Sierro> to McDonalds
<Sierro> I feel like a 15 year old
<phantom> hehe, where ya gonna get one at 4am? |
#14220 (149/310) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Pi|Mu|Rho> I'm sure that somewhere out there is the
right girl for you . Unfortunately, I think "out there" is measured in
light years. |
#14217 (331/443) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<FL|Work> feck, forgot to pay my stupid tax
<Pi|Mu|Rho> you get taxed on stupid? That's going to be one hefty bill.
<marek> he could fund 3 new hospitals all by himself |
#14215 (205/354) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<gaz> i don't think terrorists would be stupid enough to do anything on independence day anyway
<gaz> not after the aliens did it |
#14214 (250/456) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Ryan> my mom was killed by mobile phones
<mal> she has only herself to blame
<Ryan> no really, she was using it in a storm
<mal> and?
<Ryan> lightening
<mal> then what?
<Ryan> mobile phone truck ran her over |
#14210 (94/271) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<scud> shadap i was referring to SKYLAB
<CCCP_Lord_Soth> scud has a learning center similar to skylab only its in his basement instead of space..also its a meth lab not a skylab |
#14207 (399/541) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<h|tler> HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING????????????????????????????????????????????????????? |
#14206 (166/318) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<tague> i want to start a new movement, lets replace God with Allah in
<tague> the pledge and see how long it lasts
<Deke> i wanna replace with it with spam
<Deke> let companies bid on the phrase and raise some cash
<tague> there's an idea
<Deke> "One nation, under < For Rent > " |
#14205 (203/403) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<hoche> heredocs, theredocs, everwhereadocsdocs
<geo> old macdonald had a server farm
<geo> He eyed the I/O |
#14203 (77/216) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<stormin> what's asl?
<Xiautau> age/sex/location
<Xiautau> teen channels have that shit
<Xiautau> not that i go to teen channels |
#14202 (172/345) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<flee> fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to
<flee> suffering, suffering leads to ice cream.
<mrg> mmmm, ice cream
<6> ice cream leads to fat, fat leads to jazzercise, jazzercise
<6> leads to SUFFERING
<mrg> yay the cycle of ice cream is complete! |
#14201 (34/201) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
slightlypissed : I once got hit on by an old man when I was leaving a cicuit city :(
sourgirldaisey : hahahah
sourgirldaisey : did you get his number?
sourgirldaisey : :)
slightlypissed : no, I kinda just walked faster |
#14198 (157/386) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
(Horny-Net-Geek): Hi, I just got my computer yesterday morning took all day to set up and I stayed up half the night to download mirc from a web sight in Turkey. My questions is (1) how do I get ops (2) how do you send messages. (3) all women here a/s/l/? |
#14195 (0/304) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<fsck> sorry, my penis confused me
<tika> s'ok.. we're used to it |
#14194 (0/288) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<fsck> or maybe yanush gummed up the works with his seminal fluid
<vicodin> no that wasnt yanush that was me
<vicodin> sry |
#14190 (193/374) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<joey`> what was that url again langdon
<joey`> ircnews
<sharkbyte> http://www.ircnews.com/lamers.html
<joey`> langdon...tell people to stop answering questions for you
<sharkbyte> langdon says no problem
<joey`> good |
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