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<Rubicant> one day Im going to have a real woman over |
#14403 (155/295) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PrincessLeia2> i woke up this morning all dressed, and in bed with my keyboard |
#14402 (0/320) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Tsukiyo buys a cake for TC but instead of some woman popping out...some old man does |
#14399 (60/264) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<radii> i'm unRARing, listening to an MP3, AOLing, useing FlashFXP, Serv-U, AIM, mIRC and going to that wepage
<baloo_> aoling = molesting 13 year-old girls online?
<pagan> baloo: no it means your messaging them to come over and get molested
<radii> yeah, duh! |
#14389 (60/218) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PrincessLeia2> caffine is much less deadly tho'
<MykBev> not if you smoke it! |
#14388 (0/221) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Shyster> pikachan, hentai scared me =(
<@PikaChan> well uhh
<@PikaChan> what am i supposed to do about that? :/
<@PikaChan> oh btw shy remind me to kill you later
<Shyster> k
<@PikaChan> thanks |
#14382 (170/328) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kharn> D'ya think colouring my eye ball with a permanent marker will hurt? |
#14375 (-1/328) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Che`work has joined #sh
<Che`work> who's alive?
<lord_kro> about 12 million towelheads in the pakistan india area...but for how long WHO CAN SAY |
#14374 (8/274) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@jaffy> how the fuck does my moniter get so dirty, its like some cunt eats his meals off it while im asleep |
#14373 (48/252) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Despot> I just had a dream about cheese and eating it
<Despot> the cheese had eyes and kept looking at me
<Despot> thats all go back to work |
#14369 (264/436) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<_aa_> ebay just bought paypal
<tezzO> they did?!
<tardmac> what was their winning bid? |
#14367 (39/217) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Krogzar> !8ball may i kick you?
<SDs8ball> Krogzar : YES IN DUE TIME
*** SDs8ball was kicked by P ((Krogzar) ta time is due) |
#14366 (154/312) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<^_-> oftentimes i'll be looking at porn and feel the urge for movies
<^_-> so i'll go on random filesharing programs and start downloading some
<^_-> but by the time i orgasm the movies still aren't done
<^_-> and i delete all of the movies.
<Funk> That happens to me too
<Funk> You want to know what's worse?
<Funk> I have a 2Meg/sec LAN connection. |
#14361 (0/203) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@Xit) a mad script would be: "you have been caught mastubating 6 times today by your webcam, this makes an average of 3 times per day." |
#14359 (-3/263) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<^_-> DICK SMELLS LIKE PICKLES.
<^_-> PARTIALLY BECAUSE OF THE DRIED SEMEN.
<Funk> My dried semen doesn't smell like pickles
<Funk> :/
<Funk> It smells like bleach
<^_-> THAT'S WHAT MINE SMELLS LIKE WHEN IT'S WET
<^_-> IT'S LIKE BLEACHY-CHLORINE
<Funk> That was my excuse for jacking off in the swimming pool
<Funk> "But I thought it would make the pool cleaner :( :( :("
<wildkarrdex> THAT WAS YOUR COURT DEFENCE?
<wildkarrdex> YOU COULD HAVE CLAIMED IT WAS AN INVOLUNTARY SPASM
<Funk> An involuntary spasm that made me hold a 6 year old underneath me for the duration? |
#14357 (7/192) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Farnarcle> why are you helping her to knock you?
<GruMM[GruMM[Away[GruMM]]]> coz if it is going to be done, it should be done right' |
#14355 (120/289) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Shelstra> :((
<Shelstra> my poor fishie
<|KazzA|> :o what happened
<Shelstra> nothing but...
<Shelstra> one of his eyes is black
<Shelstra> i think he might be blind :(
<|KazzA|> aww
<Shelstra> we only just noticed it
<Mousey> like it cares anyway
<Mousey> theres not much to see
<staticx> every three seconds it will say 'holyfuck, i can only see out of one eye...' |
#14352 (195/363) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SophiesCat> my room is making ominous popping sounds.
<malcolm> ghost popcorn |
#14351 (117/257) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<malcolm> I would appreciate it more if I didn't have to set JAVA_HOME and ANT_HOME and HILL_DEPTH and AVERAGE_LIFESPAN_OF_INSECT and NUMBER_OF_LEGS and DIRECTION_OF_PREVAILING_WIND and BIRTHDAY |
#14350 (-1/241) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<malcolm> c pointers work just like laser pointers |
#14348 (61/271) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Malcolm: I think I'll start my own TV show.
Malcolm: By mixing various bits of Junkyard Wars, Crocodile Hunter, Iron Chef, Elimidate, and The Chair
SlashChick: hehe
SlashChick: what will it be called?
Malcolm: Titanium Crocodile Date Chef Chair |
#14347 (-1/252) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Numloxx> why is it that when i saw the book troubleshooting winXP, i immediately had a vision of somebody with a sniper rifle trying to shoot through the whole in the middle of a winXP cd...
<Nick> because you're an idiot
<sion> Or special
<sion> "special" |
#14346 (138/334) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Lyme> UNDERPANTS!
* Lyme raises her fist to the sky triumphantly. |
#14343 (102/256) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Paveourroads> in a multiplayer game, you can be all, "Look, I have cooler shit than you." in a singleplayer game, you're like, "OK, my stuff is cool." and you show people who come over to your house and they're like, "You're a loser." so you cry and die. >:( |
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justRed-dammit> i wish i had the ability to go back in time and make sure that what was to become of brittney spears ran down her daddy's leg! |
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