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#14530 (216/354) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Darth-Phenom is now known as Guest38697
*** Sopabuena is now known as Guest21415
*** TheRealMatt is now known as Guest60273
*** Whitney is now known as Guest15303
<Flirbnic> Hey, cool. The sum of all the Guest numbers that just occurred in here, divided by 8, equals 16961.
<Flirbnic> $calc((15303+60273+38697+21415)/8)
<Flirbnic> ...
<Flirbnic> I have no life.
<TheRealMatt> no... no you don't |
#14528 (173/315) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AutistiCat> I'm forgetful.
<AutistiCat> Yet I can remember 50 digits of pi...
<Arcman> That's why, see. That took up all your brain space. |
#14526 (233/419) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<oneo|SUMMER> the US has some of the best schools in the nation |
#14524 (171/313) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Taze> "LEGOLAS PANTS AS HE FILLS YOUR SHAKING LOVE TUNNEL WITH HIS LONG ELVEN ROD"
* Scibert blinks.
<Scibert> "Love tunnel?"
<arenotelicon> yes Sci.
<arenotelicon> this is why porn stories scare me.
<Scibert> Since when did the human body turn into an amusement park ride?
<arenotelicon> we're not sure.
<arenotelicon> sometime after porn was invented. |
#14521 (1/227) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<B|ack> I hate stupid people
<B|ack> god im so stupid..... |
#14519 (88/281) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Craig> craig's penis - 8===========================D O: - spooky
<Spooky> Your "penis" is less that 3 inches long. |
#14518 (0/220) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Craig thinks what it would be like if he had a 20" peins...
<Spooky> You'd have to wear a kilt
<Villager> you'd need to buy more bin liners
<Craig> would I collapse if I got an erection?
<Spooky> And you could never ride a motorcycle |
#14515 (123/303) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<m0bi_work> what is the "care for the comfort of a dying person" called
<hydro-> euthanasia |
#14513 (119/279) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Stay99>but anyway, back to me. I want to be the ruler of the world. Sometimes-I play ruler of the world in my basement when noone else is home |
#14511 (170/350) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@CitizenC): I'd pay $100 US to shoot a cow with a rocket launcher. |
#14510 (13/231) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nightfal> diffused: Runtime().exec() is just a shortcut to
((Satan)System.getPropety("SATAN")).burnMyFaceOff(). Don't do it |
#14509 (240/374) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Joe> Who invented l33t-speak?
<Evil_Lawn_Gnome> Joe, I did.
<milencho880> i invented it
<Joe> Really? Good. I always wanted to meet the world's biggest fucking idiots. |
#14504 (0/205) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jonatwork> i love it when nicki comes to the doorway to say something completely irrelevant to whoever is standing there
<jonatwork> and then just gaze in here at me
<clay> go to work nude tomorrow
<clay> and say oops
<clay> and look down
<jonatwork> and pop a six foot boner
<jonatwork> except she gets in an hour after i do
<jonatwork> and all the guys are in when i walk in |
#14502 (16/228) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Asaki|MotS> You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page, perhaps because you do not have a registered Something Awful Forums account. Here are the instructions detailing how to get your own SA Forums account:
<Friction> Asaki|MotS: you aren't missing much though. just some sexually explict drawings and a rotaing anus with blinking text. |
#14500 (158/298) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
@(F|uid) candlelight dinners suck
@(F|uid) i cant see my food |
#14492 (95/306) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PinkShirt> jt has a handicapped plate, because his penis is so small.
<PinkShirt> it's classed as a "sever disability"
<jtstocker> ha ya
<jtstocker> HEY! i dont have a fucking car
<jtstocker> asshole |
#14490 (-3/295) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<TeamXtrem> i must suck
<Ly> TeamXtrem, you would know how it works :) |
#14486 (0/256) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<infra> yeah I got it now, thanks.
<EarthWork> infra: Don't thank us. Thank lil' baby Jesus.
<FilthyM> I keep baby Jesus in my shoe.
ominous watches a lightning bolt energize above infra's house.... |
#14485 (193/364) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jodaro> hmm, my mom just invited me over for dinner
<jodaro> mm, free food
<stu> you mean your mum doesn't charge for dinner?
<jodaro> no
<stu> damn |
#14484 (0/320) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<clay> if i had a picture of jesus i'd put one in there
<jonatwork> haha
<jonatwork> if you did
<jonatwork> you'd have to put lipstick on
<jonatwork> and kiss the picture
<clay> all i have are bibles
<jonatwork> call it something to do with ryan
<clay> i need like
<clay> i wish my mom was a jesus freak like ryans |
#14482 (0/170) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<clay> i heard joey submitted the first rfc for irc
<clay> something along the lines of D00D WE NEED WAREZ TRADING 2 ORGANIZE N SHIT |
#14475 (95/235) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[Nothingface] fuck, I can't type
[@PMV] its easy
[@PMV] step 1: bang head on keyboard
[@PMV] step 2: repeat |
#14471 (125/309) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<marlais> for i am no longer a stranger in the ways of the woman :P
<SoulSteal> marlais: you finally killed one, eh? |
#14466 (160/301) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Amante> Do you guys know how many 24hr porno shops they have going down 75?
<@Breathe> 138.
<@Breathe> And you don't want to know how I know that.
<Amante> I thought I recognized your picture :) |
#14462 (76/224) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Breathe> I hurt my back last week, and it is still hurting. >:(
<SirPrux> Maybe you sprained a muscle
<SirPrux> I sprained a cucumber once
<@Breathe> ...
<SirPrux> man did it hurt
<@Breathe> you sprained a cucumber?
<huzyrdadi> I think he means he sprained his asshole /using/ a cucumber |
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