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#14460 (71/233) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[oQp]> anyone ever used Delta Airlines here?
<alec_eso> i have
<[oQp]> how is it?
<carlsb3rg> They always come down |
#14459 (0/246) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(In regards to the new proposed Ebay + paypal merger/acquisition):
<Ionizer> This is going to suck. So when they merge, will the new name be "PayEbay" cuz that's what it's going to end up doing! |
#14456 (161/325) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<cix> they're outside aren't they?
<s> what is "outside"?
<cix> it's that place they show on "Discover"
<cix> I think it's near Montana. |
#14454 (243/398) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gweeds> wow
<gweeds> i am now completely out of credit card debt
<gweeds> time to dive back in |
#14453 (140/288) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<griffin> im disappointed in my mom
<pagan> me too
<pagan> she did a bad job |
#14449 (197/357) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@harb> Sith are like the script kiddies of Force users.
<@harb> They all have silly handles.
<@harb> "Darth Maul", "Darth Sidious", "Darth Tyranous".
<@harb> "d00d ur most l33t l3tz g0 own sum j3di lol"
< mdxi> <ObiWan> Do not turn ot the Dark Side, Anakin
< mdxi> <an4k1n> STFU F4G
<@harb> <tyr4nous> d00d j0in m3 w3 c4n pwn 2gether!!
<@harb> <ObiWan> I'll never join you, Dooku.
<@harb> <tyr4nous> suk |
#14448 (76/223) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@harb> Andy: 01:16 < Danelope> http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=30319
<@kitten> JESUS FUCK
<@kitten> THERE ARE NOW SEVEN FUCKING POPUP WINDOWS
<@harb> Oh yeah.
<@harb> Andy uses IE.
<@harb> Sorry about that.
< Danelope> Hahaha.
< Danelope> IE is for cocksksksk.
<@harb> <cypher> I don't even see the popups anymore.
<@harb> <cypher> Just blonde. Brunette. Redhead.
< Danelope> <cypher> Just viagra, penis enlargement, 581% more cum. |
#14444 (67/218) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tokage> im a pathetic fanboy when it comes to king
<tokage> I'd read tampon labels if someone told me he wrote them |
#14443 (93/263) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ria> Type in the search word,
<Ria> apply pressure to button,
<Ria> then read the results.
<Ria> it's a haiku! |
#14442 (120/264) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<harb> I wanna sleep. Forever.
<Danelope> Yeah.
<Danelope> Where is cryogenics when you need it?
<Danelope> "Wake me up in 50 years. Everyone I know will be dead."
<harb> There's this CryoLife company here that was hiring a sysadmin.
<harb> But they didn't email me back.
<Danelope> Hahah.
<harb> I was hoping that'd be part of the benefits package...
<Danelope> <harb> I was grabbing the latest debian pkg when something hung.
<Danelope> <harb> And now all of the coolant systems are down. And the pods are starting to melt.
<Danelope> <harb> ...
<Danelope> <harb> Fux0r.
<harb> hahaha
<Danelope> * harb runs away. |
#14441 (42/234) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Meeko has joined #Animorphs
<Meeko> ennnik!
<Meeko> I've been pantsed while commando!
<Meeko> "What an interesting turn of events." "THEY'RE FLESH COLORED UNDERWEAR." "God, I wish."
<Meeko> So now I'm holed up inside for the rest of today, nurturing my wounded pride. |
#14439 (5/304) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AmaroK> LoL, this quote thing is probly the best bed time reading matterial since the bible
<AmaroK> Infact, im some satisfied i might even have a ciggarette now |
#14431 (114/248) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<antix> im bored
<antix> i think i might go mod my toilet
<Shady> what are you going to do? :S
<antix> i think i might add some little flashin lights so i can read the paper in the dark... |
#14429 (4/244) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DownstairsVex> we need mirc for unix
<PrincessLeia2> i think mirc for unix would be a sin %)
<DownstairsVex> but i'd rather laugh with the sinners then cry wit the saints |
#14426 (198/399) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PrincessLeia2> yeah we wrote linux install directions for Unreal Tournament, and I made the cuteyist UT Tux image for it on my webpage!
<PrincessLeia2> ...
<PrincessLeia2> wow, i just managed to be totally geeky and very girly in the same sentance O_O |
#14425 (0/308) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(united_as_one): what would happen if i installed linux on windows |
#14419 (0/230) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<flier> woah 528 babe pics dled in 14 days
<bon> you collect pics of the pig? |
#14418 (-1/263) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ZoNeSeeK> *twists arms around, crouches on knees* GUESS WHAT ?!?
<ZoNeSeeK> aha ! ive morphed into crouching-person from standing-person |
#14417 (123/278) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Titu§ Crow> does that upset you tsukiyo?
<Titu§ Crow> §)
<Tsukiyo> no
<Tsukiyo> do whatever floats your boat
<Tsukiyo> unless it has to do with me
<Titu§ Crow> I don't have a boat.
<Tsukiyo> swim then
<Titu§ Crow> What the hell are you talking about? |
#14414 (0/314) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[s-fury]> windows .net is the plot to take over the world.
<KittyBoy> the computer world?
<[s-fury]> no, the WORLD! |
#14411 (31/192) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<PrincessLeia2> crow, i think you would be a happier person if you had a fireplace... i feel so much better after we burn junkmail
<Titu§ Crow> i would much rather burn junkppl |
#14409 (161/319) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* Mephisto is impressed of PrincessLeia2's knowledge of the Faustian religion
<PrincessLeia2> actually.... I just play Diablo 2 |
#14408 (243/383) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<brak> hey bro, heard you were...cooking
<Time> fire engines gave it away? |
#14407 (0/242) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Syntopicon> see, thats Ash's problem
<Syntopicon> she was trying to swallow the snortable
<Syntopicon> prolly snorts the swallowable |
#14405 (144/299) ↑Funny ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Thrawn> i want to die and go to a place where i can screw tons of chicks.
<Thrawn> actually
<Thrawn> fuck dying
<Thrawn> i just wan tto go to a place where i can screw tons of chicks. |
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