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#14683 (0/246) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[:: The_Brain] --> ppp9-2.aquanet.co.il
[:: riksta] --> leet dialup
[:: riksta] --> i feer u
[:: The_Brain] --> its a vhost that makes you *think* its a dialup
[:: The_Brain] --> its actually an oc-48
[:: riksta] --> oc48 in isreal dont make me laugh
[:: riksta] --> u barely got electricity |
#14674 (242/421) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Normandy> I told my sis to go to hotmail to set up her own email account, and she went to www.hotmale.com and now she thinks I'm gay ;( |
#14669 (228/390) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@Aureal> Wow, free web space for only $15. |
#14668 (202/406) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
toAzron1:Did you ever notice, when you are sitting at a red light, that when the person in front of you pulls up a couple of inches, you are compelled to move up too? Do we really think we are making progress toward our destination? "Whew, I thought we would be late, but now that I am nine inches closer, I can stop for coffee and a danish!" |
#14666 (97/229) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
[02:17:43] • +wysiwyg sings "your no good for me i dont need nobody, dont need no one thats no good for me"
[+wysiwyg] and if ne1 points out it should be "you're" ill kill em
[@Miz] i'll
+wysiwyg slaps Mr Pedantic with a flacid kipper
[Sarcho] flaccid?
[+wysiwyg] oh fuck off |
#14664 (83/252) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Dejocko> I lose 50 IQ points when i talk to girls, no fair
<GIJosh> you had 50? |
#14662 (247/406) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Funk> I need money fast.
<wildkarrdex> ok I have an idea
<Funk> What?
<wildkarrdex> well you send me £100 by cheque
<Funk> And then?
<wildkarrdex> and then what? |
#14658 (-1/235) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Funk> Apparently Lisa Left-Eye Lopez would have survived that crash, only the hospital heard about her strict "no scrubs" rule. |
#14652 (271/419) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> Ah man
<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> can u believe rthat/
<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> i was walking out of the bathroom
<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> like really fast
<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> and my belt loop got caught on the door
<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> I swung around and smacked into the wall
<[Waste-TkO-Sc-`nnG]-a> Damn that hurt |
#14651 (0/262) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<foop> what the fuck is stealing all my megahurtz |
#14648 (14/232) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pandz>the computer guy at the store told me to flash my bios...i says to him flash this... |
#14647 (42/266) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zed> I wonder what kind of look my dad would give me if I said "dpkg dash
dash purge coca dash cola" as I chucked an empty coke bottle into
the recycling bin. |
#14638 (273/429) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Noctornus-> you know what they say about a guy with small hands......
<+Anton> "He doesn't have big hands"? |
#14632 (158/314) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Adie> I could see pinching pain but fire pain?
<Adie> owwwie
<Cel|Work> its quick
<HeiWork> you just need to moisten the breast a little so the vaporizing liquid absorbs the heat instead of the breast
<HeiWork> really, there's hard scientific reasons for why i need to lick your titties |
#14631 (160/332) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ne|l> hmm, think i was supposed to get married today
<pilt> i know, she just told me from under the desk. |
#14629 (0/263) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@Drizzt): being fat = broken
(@Drizzt): it got me off army for obesity :D |
#14627 (3/213) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Lachlann was kicked by Gromph (omg , are u illeterate?) |
#14625 (2/222) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@Cloud7): CACK OR HOTDOG
(@Cloud7): THAT IS THE QUESTION
(@RaiNiNG): hotdog tastes better
(@Cloud7): i doubt it |
#14624 (67/230) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(WoHo): im as pure as a virgin :D
(Lachlann): take out the 2nd, 3rd and 4th word from woho's sentence and it's true |
#14623 (80/320) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(_3TS|ZaW): ahh yes...i recall when i first lit my nuts ablaze...it was in chemistry...it said "light the burner." and when i was lighting it, my pants slipped off and my penis flopped over the bunson burner...darndest thing... |
#14622 (271/369) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JessiA> Listed as a previous job on a resume: Domestic Goddess <- Me
<Wilik> so you were a house wife?
<JessiA> No
<JessiA> But I take care of my house a lot
<Wilik> so you were a house wife minus the wife part
<JessiA> basically
<Courtland> lol
<Courtland> so you are a house?
<Wilik> I guess that makes you a house |
#14621 (38/279) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@Grantfly): i'm actually rubbing my balls right now
(@Grantfly): i wonder if my parents' keyboard is gonna smell like my balls
(@Grantfly): they might not like that |
#14619 (-1/293) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(@Kensey): what's a cack
(@TheNoid): kensey: PENIS
(@Kensey): cool i have a cack |
#14618 (118/265) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SpeedSk8X> 21 is too fucking old :( :( :(
<type[s]> bah
<type[s]> i'm 22
<type[s]> i think
<type[s]> yeah, 22 |
#14609 (0/278) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[ryan]> there have been many times that i popped a boner on accident and i was like
<[ryan]> in a cold sweat
<[ryan]> trying to get that mother down |
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