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#14799 (151/348) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TsN|EvilMonkey> hmm
<TsN|EvilMonkey> im having an orgasm
<TsN|EvilMonkey> wtf |
#14794 (111/288) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<blur_> i just got a buncha penises flashed at me :(
<blur_> i somehow setup cuseeme to accept all incoming requests
<blur_> and like
<blur_> theres naked men out there apparently |
#14792 (-1/244) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<collie> Why did irc2-1.netcom.com sets mode: -o collie deop me?
<Temps> cause you wasn't opped first
<collie> I was opped now. Why did netcom deop me.
<collie> I can see some other server deoping me but not my own that I pay every month.
*** collie has left channel #netcom |
#14790 (14/253) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<end> he starts harassing me. and tries to flood
<end> haha
*** Signoff: end (Excess Flood) |
#14788 (6/236) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<s___> nair is scary
<s___> ive always been afraid i would go too near it at the grocery store
<s___> and it would spray me in the crotch or something |
#14787 (72/254) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<colrebel> i hate it when a coworker spots you blowing the contents of your
nostrils into a trash can |
#14782 (-4/360) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<luqin> DO NOT CALL PEARLJAM CANDYASS
<luqin> OR I WILL CHECK YOU INTO THE SMACKDOWN HOTEL
<luqin> ON THE CORNER OF JABRONI DRIVE
<luqin> AND KNOW YOUR ROLE BLVD. |
#14781 (195/311) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<throwback> you mean to say that someone overreacted on irc?
<throwback> when the fuck does that happen? |
#14776 (291/464) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Psinic> windows 98 is like that drunk uncle that thinks he knows everything and always tries to convince you he was a CIA operative, and when you argue, he gets violent and then passes out. |
#14775 (-2/270) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<webba> A movie doesn't have to have 3 gay guys talking about bagels to be good. |
#14761 (148/348) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<deltax> your not to smart
<SofaKing> too smart
<SofaKing> your not that bright yourself |
#14755 (23/235) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<morbid> shh we are sleeping.
<myn> morbid you awake? |
#14753 (64/252) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<morbid> I had this plan
<morbid> i was going to join the band
<morbid> and kill myself, and leave my tuba there.
<morbid> it would explain it all |
#14750 (229/397) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gee-1> we should market heart monitor devices that're like implanted. so if you die, it'll remotely run a program, to like make your computer log in, get on irc, and msg your friends that you're dead |
#14747 (0/236) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* lastgrrl silently chuckles very loud |
#14746 (123/285) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<|dxb|-XeS`006-> i have a nuclear bomb
<Mercury}W{> I bet its in your pants too.
<ONP-Trugoy> great now this channel is being monitored by the gov't |
#14745 (131/290) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ninrh> like shes cool, but seems like maybe the kind of person who goes back to their high school and blows it up kinda thing |
#14743 (0/242) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<GoDMoNi> it's like if someone asked what i liked about myself
<GoDMoNi> i'd have to say, "cause i give good head" |
#14741 (126/292) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[KoF]Pyramus> you wound me, sir
<EdgeCrusher> sorry
<EdgeCrusher> ill hit harder |
#14738 (1/309) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tortoise> what should i name my turtles?
<archon> name one kurt, and one courtney, and blow one's head off with a shotgun |
#14733 (119/271) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<tortoise> this channel is only big enough for one slut.....and i aint' leaving |
#14729 (104/244) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Sin> there must be a better way to get money then to actulyl get a job |
#14728 (-1/4011) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<adolf> [2:15 pm] [face:faceme@ix.netcom.com] thats all your bitch ass can do is throw a nigga from the channel.. bring your punk ass to PA and we will see who throws who to the floor.... and if your punk ass is on the ground... you will and i mean will die.... wiith a tech to the head... red neck whitebread mutherfucker |
#14727 (98/240) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DistORt> is anyone here actually an op
<DistORt> or are you all just clever lines of script |
#14722 (-1/289) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<meatpie> Cuz I'm a mean nasty cruel asshole who wants to make the entire world eat a loaf of his shit while he stands on high and has his schlong adored by a bunch of really hot red heads with bald snatch!!!!!!!!!!!
<dorqus> meatpie: you sound like marilyn manson |
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