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#14719 (-1/250) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<nonplused> anal sex is funny
<nonplused> but hey
<nonplused> not that id turn that shit down |
#14718 (76/267) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ChlOrPh> it's rillY frustrating to wanna fuck someone who doesn't exist |
#14716 (8/264) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<eden2> t_r: heh, patrick and i went and saw star wars last night......and i saw the WHOLE thing this time
<eden2> ...the whole movie, that is |
#14714 (11/233) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<hellraiser> dude theres shit more important than grls
<eV-RaVaGeD> dude shes fuckin hot and she wants me :)
<eV-RaVaGeD> and theres more to life than Q1DM Tourneys
<hellraiser> yeah rights its prolly jus some 30yr old fat guy in his basement waitin to meet u somewhere to ass rape u in a public bathroom n video tape it, make copies and sell em on eBay for 9.99 |
#14713 (-3/312) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** CTCP RIMJOB reply from dh-: eating ass rools |
#14712 (-3/315) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<antivert> flah. semen's nasty.
<antivert> except.. on nachos.. |
#14711 (173/329) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Snacktify> what happens if a girl who is in the olympics is going to have her period during competition?
<deltax> then they put off the 100m cunnilingus for a week
<deltax> "this event cancelled due to bad turf" etc |
#14710 (-3/351) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zombie-x> nothing wrong with a little punanny in yer fuckin mouth
<zombie-x> suck that clit like a fuckin tequila worm |
#14709 (13/317) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<deltax> i saw a dog teabag another dog today |
#14707 (0/234) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Tomes> rpenguin is the picture of credibility, you know.
<Tomes> rpenguin is the standard of integrity to whom all others are compared
<Tomes> when i meet a man, i ask, in true socratic method, "is this a greater man, or a lesser man, than rpenguin?" |
#14706 (0/266) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<destruct> 10 isn't teenage!
<Jugernaut> close enough |
#14705 (0/215) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Brujah_> Bubble Gum Cute: (adjective) Conventionally cute, sweet, and lending itself well to being chewed up for a while and then spit out when the user is done with it. eg. "She was OK...not hot, but bubble gum cute." |
#14704 (133/275) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<PTM> when i was ten...
<PTM> (interesting story, no?)
<PTM> i was messing around with a neighbor girl
<PTM> and like
<PTM> it was mostly naked wrestling
<PTM> with penetration
<PTM> but no orgasms.
<Damsel> you fucking fucked at 10?
<PTM> well if that's your definition of fuck, i suppose |
#14703 (0/317) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<blue_> Bullshit I am very smart dl and you fucking no it |
#14702 (0/283) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<th0m> i've had cocaine stuck in my ass since then
<PTM> *snort* |
#14701 (0/362) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<th0m> have you ever had a booger that looked like it was designed by h. r. giger |
#14700 (-1/291) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<b0ing> I listen dark evil jungle and pounding acidy goa, not happy 'i love you, you love me, lets go in the bathroom and fuck because we are fags' music. |
#14698 (0/376) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<TuinServ> *** (GuessServ) Do has joined the party line.
<TuinServ> *** (GuessServ) You has joined the party line.
<TuinServ> *** (GuessServ) Like has joined the party line.
<TuinServ> *** (GuessServ) This has joined the party line.
<TuinServ> *** (GuessServ) Stupid has joined the party line.
<TuinServ> *** (GuessServ) Joke has joined the party line.
<TuinServ> *** (GuessServ) ??? has joined the party line. |
#14697 (156/370) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kRadD3ViL> fUk1n n0n-31337 h4x0rz! t4lk l1k3 n00bZ!!!!
<evildewr> hey, i used to speek like that.. but it don't make you leet with women
<kRadD3ViL> WhY u s4y d4t n00b?
<evildewr> cuz my girlfriend dumped me for using numbers when we communicated
<kRadD3ViL> u h4d a g1rlfr13nd? fuk1ng 31337!!!!! g1rls s0und 1337! |
#14696 (-1/258) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Psychic-A> if i move its vancouver
<Psychic-A> unless i can get in the usa...but its hard no?
<James> are you muslim? |
#14692 (125/295) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<ShoeFlip6058>: I made this screenplay where a serial killer goes to random victims houses, goes into their bedrooms, and screams "DON'T WAKE UP" in their faces while they sleep. The wake up, see him, and they die of fright
<ShoeFlip6058>: I would cast Christopher Walken as the killer
<Claypeople>: Dude, if i saw christopher walken in person I'd die of fright
<Jenova>: He's a scary mofo |
#14690 (252/419) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Zedd: i fucking hate kids.
IronHelix: They won't shut up. Ever.
Zedd: Fucking annoying brats. They serve no practical purpose other than taking up valuable resources.
IronHelix: They scream when they're happy. They scream when they're scared. They scream when you toss them in the garbage disposal. It never ends! |
#14687 (117/259) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<player> oh i lag hard
<geez> lag=?
<player> that means my connection is slow
<geez> oh... i thought you said something dirty.. |
#14686 (152/288) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<pKx> My car was running without the battery installed.. man, the alternator was spilling amps all over my driveway
<pKx> how do you clean that shit up?
<`72`Monte> lol pkx :>
<spazzer> i usually use a dirty sock
<spazzer> oh
<spazzer> wrong topic |
#14685 (178/316) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Abbadaba> man when i kick burn me and toss my ashes on some beach somewhere
<Abbadaba> yes
<Abbadaba> tan girls in thongs lying on me
<Abbadaba> something i could never have in life i get in death
<Abbadaba> amen |
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