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#14946 (138/316) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Dane-lo_brown[DJedi]> I got in trouble in school cause my Espanol teacher asked what architecture we learned from the latinos and i said cardboard boxes |
#14944 (62/271) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<erkdrvn666> I will one day overthrow Microsoft, I am a better programmer than that faggot bill gates...
<shadowylight> really... THATS COOL...
<erkdrvn666> Hold on a sec, someones at door
<shadowylight> wutever
::: .signoff@8.53p> erkdrvn66(miyagi@tnt01dla202.winnipeg.escape.ca);
<shadowylight> erik?!
<shadowylight> brb kalling erik
<weezelpunk> sure thing buddy
<shadowylight> weird his phone is disconnected...... |
#14939 (-1/411) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<abdooooooooo> there is deffeclt ststes we have to talk about it whan the you face it (speaciel when you are strenger in other land).(ÇøÍ íÇ Òãä ÇáÚÌÇíÈ ÇáÐí ÇÐÇ ÝÊÍÊ Ýãß ÞÇáæÇ ãÏÑí ãÇáß)i want to talk about man that was in his way with peasce and with succece and suddnly people(who isnt know who are them untel now)want to (may be)made defamation or not .(he doesnt know ).the important thing he is trying to uncover them.he doesnt know what is round to him and they d |
#14936 (-1/307) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<LILGUYGATO> are one handed people offended when cops say put your hands up |
#14933 (9/340) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<mevrick6> buti dont like verbal sex, cos it creat me problem' |
#14925 (152/308) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<SS|Away|Dreaming|> RUSSIAN ROULETTE - Take your chances. 2:1 odds. Type @pull to see if you win or lose - If you loose you get kicked.
<SPiN|> @pull
<Hsu> @pull
<Deverz> @pull
<Deverz> @pull
<Hsu> @pull
<SPiN|> @pull
<Hsu> @pull
<Deverz> @pull
<Hsu> @pull
Quits: SS|Away|Dreaming| (SierraSoni@AC829966.ipt.aol.com) (Excess Flood) |
#14908 (89/321) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
@(SikLogik) this one time... at computer camp... I shoved a linux cd in my windows computer |
#14905 (-3/334) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** christina19 has joined #teens
<christina19> chatting is gay |
#14904 (4/246) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<drunker> whats's the microsoft.com site |
#14902 (-2/406) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<SEXY_TEEN_GUY> aN¥ MeLß GiRLS 12-16 WaNNa CHaT To Gu¥ WHo iS SiCK oF SPeaKiNG To GiRLS THaT LoVe THeMSLeVeS, GiVe ouT FaKe NuMßeRS aNÐ aRe ÐiSHoNeST iF THaTS NoT THeN MSG Me NoW We CaN MeeT uP aNÐ Go SHoPPiNG 2MoRooW |
#14901 (0/295) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<drunker> i own 3 vacuums pirates
<drunker> one that cleans the rugs, the other 2 is wife n kid
<[Piratez]> dang watcha been sucking
<drunker> my wallet |
#14888 (220/389) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<TRiP]> so you got a bf?
<wersa666> yeah, you have a gf?
<TRiP]> nope.. still stuck with this crappy TNT2.. i'm planning on buying a GF3 next week though
<wersa666> ok... |
#14886 (220/389) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<karhu> hey, I want to analyse my mail logs with a shell script.
<Slayer99> Okay, you have our permission to do so. |
#14862 (5/287) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<_Peachy> i soooo need a t0mp00ter
<theraven> a what?
<_Peachy> a t0mp00ter sirry!
<theraven> i get you now |
#14860 (95/285) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[01:03am] ·ct· last night
[01:03am] ·ct· my girlfriend walks out of the room to goto the bathroom
[01:03am] ·ct· and she walks back in
[01:03am] ·ct· and i start feeling her tits
[01:03am] ·ct· and she turns on the light
[01:03am] ·ct· and its not even her, its my mom
[01:03am] •Necro• ... |
#14854 (24/264) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<egypt> how do you spell it.. caffiene or caffeine?
<Nighthawk> Caffeine
<StarThorn> I spell it: L - I - F - E. ;-)
<Nighthawk> C8H10N4O2 :) |
#14850 (212/365) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(@HS): yes, i was around a very powerfull political figure, and all i could think about was banging his daughter |
#14843 (122/286) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Azadre> Computers kick ass
<Western_Chee> my gaydar totally wasnt functioning today
<Azadre> My ass hurts
<Western_Chee> i was about to buy shit from express for men
*** Western_Chee was kicked by Puedlfor (Puedlfor)
*** Azadre was kicked by Puedlfor (Puedlfor)
<RunninRaven> Pued, you are a saint
<Puedlfor> I do what I can |
#14838 (140/296) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<IllusionX> Windows 2000 Professional, Service Pack 2 (5.0 - 2195) CPU: 1-Intel Pentium II, 497MHz, 512KB L2 cache Vcore: v Uptime: 2w 1d 1h 16m 53s Resolution: 800x600 32bit 200Hz RAM: Usage: 49/128MB (38.28%) Temps: Time: 00:44:35 Date: 09/07/16502
<abcbooze> whats it like in the year 16502?
<IllusionX> exactly the same as i was just running downstairs and come back..
<abcbooze> apparently they don't speak good english in the future. |
#14833 (130/292) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
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<khalek> you seem to be a little mixed up
<khalek> this is not #perl |
#14827 (160/360) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(ltb): how many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
(ltb): none, let them cry in the dark. |
#14826 (238/376) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<^Matt^> I didn't win the lotto btw
<^Matt^> :/
<Windogg> doh
<^Matt^> yeah I really thought I had a chance this time
<^Matt^> like this was the one
<^Matt^> :)
<Windogg> Kinda like the time I felt this one girl was "the one" I got a tight queasy feeling in my stomach, my heart started beating faster, my breath quickened, I started sweating, and I got all weak
<Windogg> Turned out to be undercooked hamburgers |
#14817 (210/352) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Ziggy> anyone know where i can download ICQ?
<Assmann> ziggy get on icq ill send it to u
<Ziggy> dude are you a fucking moron? |
#14809 (3/292) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Einstein> What does A.B.C.D.E.F. stand for?
<Einstein> Time's up!
<Einstein> The answer is American Boys Club for the Defense of Errol Flynn |
#14804 (130/320) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<filo> edwardo asked me if "i did any virgins" tonight
<filo> what an upstanding individual |
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