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#15074 (11/245) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Bryan> I need to find some vanilla cock to drink... |
#15073 (103/251) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Suzuran managed to make KDE change all of the text and error messages (even the ones in shell windows) to Japanese.
<kinzillah> Suzuran: can you read them though?
<Suzuran> kinzillah: Hell no. ^_^ |
#15071 (109/240) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<cardinal> huh, a friend of mine pissed in his girlfriend's typewriter
<cardinal> under similar circumstances
<alayna> :blink:
<cardinal> drunk, needing to pee, didn't want to turn on the light, found
<cardinal> the "bathroom" door, found the "toilet", opened the lid,
<cardinal> pissed, couldn't find the flusher, went back to bed
<cardinal> discovered the next morning he'd opened the wrong door, and
<cardinal> found the typewriter, not the toilet, which explains the lack
<cardinal> of flush lever
<Deke> and the *ding* when he finished
<cardinal> all I could say when he told me the story was "Good thing it
<cardinal> wasn't a Selectric" |
#15070 (150/324) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<[Bryan]> maladono: Make with the showing of the boobies.
<maladono> never
<Venom|WorkProblem> :D|8-<
<Venom|WorkProblem> lol
<Coan_Arcanius> Venom|WorkProblem: you have way too much time on your hands...and i hope thats all you have on your hands...
<[Bryan]> maladono: Why don't you show.
<maladono> im no slut!
<[Bryan]> maladono: well you don't have to be a slut, there are other things you can be. You could be an exhibitionist, or promiscous.... or even just free spirited. |
#15064 (8/244) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<rrrmmm> hi DrtyS0UTH how are ya?
<DrtyS0UTH> pretty good being that the weather is like a sauna here.
<rrrmmm> here its mostly cold and raining
<rrrmmm> maybe we should live somewhere in the middle where its nice or something |
#15059 (0/276) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Shaolin> "HEY GET OFF MY LAWN!!"
*** Quits: KP-Away (Exit: o[>_<]o) |
#15056 (169/360) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
* Joins: dad (dad@h00a0ccd3e0a3.ne.client2.attbi.com)
<@tatpoop> Hi dad.
<@tatpoop> Quit hitting mommy. ;_;
<@tatpoop> OH GOD MEMORIES |
#15055 (0/255) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<mos6581> i made a pornomovie once. though, i had such a small budget that i couldn't afford to hire any actors, so i had to act all alone. I gave the movie a name "hand". |
#15053 (-1/276) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[mos6581] i got komeetta cable modem and it's the worst shit ever
[mos6581] but i'm happy with this connection now, cos i don't play so much anymore. it's enough for me if the porn comes in fast :)
[mos6581] especially lesbian porn |
#15050 (-2/280) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<mos6581> scube, lemme guess.. you got a microsoft optical mouse and it's in your ps2 port
<sCuber> ?:P
<sCuber> playstation ?
<mos6581> no
<sCuber> i got a microsoft optical
<sCuber> playstation2 exists |
#15046 (38/213) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Gazhag> black ice defender is a good defender program, much better than firewall.
<Dzarg> lol :)))
<Dzarg> I could almost make that my quit message.
<Gazhag> oh, what's so funny in that? It's better than firewall, isn't it? |
#15037 (65/254) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<su-Septik`wrk> when the world trade center bombing occurred, the reporters said they could not retrieve the black box. my friend, who was stoned at the time, said "goddamn, ppl must be desperate for a playstation 2" |
#15031 (171/345) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Whoever>So I'm sitting at the lunch table with mostly girls and the conversation wanders about the usual subjects.
<Whoever>Eventually someone say the word "Jizz" And that goody goody girl with the 4.0 GPA and who is very sweet and innocent says, "whats jizz?"
<Whoever>Silence and muffled laughter ensues, one of the girls says "Its something guys do."
<Whoever>So she says "...oh... okay.."
<Whoever>Next period, english class, miss clueless raises her hand.
<Whoever>"Excuse me, can I go to the Lav, I have to Jizz." |
#15029 (0/318) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Anti^C^hrist> dragonite you fucking pokenmon loving piece of shit if you wan tto kill me do it in stylenot with your poes shit electricity gun you fucking faggot |
#15024 (100/247) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<river> actually...i don't think there are many levels of monogamy
<river> it's a boolean thing |
#15009 (82/208) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
ùíù WALLOP lilo: Just for the record, having pr0n spambots is no excuse for responding with evangelical Christian spambots....let's show some self-control, folks 8) |
#15000 (164/306) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
ð Eviepurr has a magic tail and will grant all wishes
<ieatrocks> i wish your tail to catch on fire |
#14989 (7/263) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<MU-Ravage> tuesday night Im going to a funeral home
<MU-Smash> why? |
#14983 (257/409) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<bring> My mom, out of the blue
<bring> asked me if I ever thought of joining the army
<bring> and was like "I don't approve of that, but you might like it" and I was like "approve of what?" so she was like "you know, killing people" |
#14977 (0/255) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<H8Breeder-> when i was 13 i would go over to my brothers house to watch a porno when he wasnt there, then i'd ride my bike back to my house to beat off |
#14973 (163/312) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Nija> hahaha i met some girl off the internet once too
<Nija> boy, was she pissed |
#14971 (73/249) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Erad> homophobics are gay |
#14968 (99/283) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Icereaver> how do i go afk? |
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<[Ht]Fro> Here in canada we have a special program to deal with the homeless...it's called winter |
#14953 (120/263) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<TsB-Thuggish> i hate it when you can't explain what i mean |
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