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#15417 (121/245) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<andyd> No, I'm not being difficult
<andyd> but it is ACTUALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO BUY LICENSES FOR SOFTWARE WHEN THE LICENSES HAVE BEEN WITHDRAWN FROM SALE,
<gardron> lol
<gardron> client?
<andyd> I can't tell. For a moment I thought that it was a brick wall. |
#15415 (6/221) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Helios> Guess what I've got in my hand RIGHT NOW
<niff|n> "his penis"
* anavrinny blinks
<anavrinny> tetris? :P
<Helios> and my penis
<Helios> I am rubbing it against the tetris
<niff|n> lucky you rin!
<curious> He won't say whether he's a four-square long man or a _|_ shaped one.
<Helios> ____| |
#15361 (112/272) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<@dR¦> gn
<@AN¦FunG> nn
<@dR¦> nn ?
<@AN¦FunG> night night
<@dR¦> my granny used to say that
<@dR¦> are u 86 with blue hair ?
<@dR¦> :P
<@AN¦FunG> well, you are what you eat |
#15360 (131/299) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<FunG> i dunno how anyone thats smart could put up with your opinionated and pretentious ass. if i were locked in a room with you for 10 minutes id stab myself in the face. id have to before your personality oozed all over me and make me second in command of the idiot ship. |
#15358 (0/296) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<dR i l l 6 2> if it wasn't for the patience developed from windows, |
#15353 (432/593) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Hvatti> MY CAPS-LOCK IS ON AND I DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE IT OFF.. CAN ANYONE HELP ME???
<[DoD]Xiao> typ capslock button :P
<aegis> Hvatti: hold down shift while writing instead...^^
<Hvatti> hey that shift-thing works thx!!!
<Hvatti> but it*s pretty difficult to write while holding a shift:::
<Lilly-> omg
<Lilly-> Hvatti find "caps lock" key and press it once
<Lilly-> number 3 from bottom left
<Hvatti> where can i find it
<Tiger> hehe :D
<aegis> at the left of your keyboard
<Hvatti> ok thanx::
<Hvatti> YES IT WORKED!!!
<Lilly-> aamm
<aegis> apparently it didn't
<Lilly-> lol
<Hvatti> CAN I NOW RELEASE THE SHIFT?
<aegis> yes
<aegis> you have to release the shift.
<Lilly-> omg how sweet !!
<Hvatti> like this?
* Lilly- faints
<aegis> yep, just like that |
#15319 (47/359) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Hack4Kix> There were three explorers, hiking through what is now known as Canada.
<Hack4Kix> "You know," said one of the explorers, "we should name this place we're hiking through."
<Hack4Kix> "I know," said the second explorer. "We'll each pick a letter and then make a name out of that."
<Hack4Kix> "Okay," said the third, "I'll go first. C, eh."
<Hack4Kix> "N, eh."
<Hack4Kix> "D, eh." And that's how they named Canada...
<Shao> g-eh |
#15312 (169/319) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
úùú Quits: JESUS (adam@rootdown.net): Ping timeout
<Cyph3r> jesus died from my syn's |
#15224 (78/256) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Reiko> girl who sit on judges lap, get honorable discharge |
#15213 (3/272) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
|MallBrat[essay]| :"I remember the first time I jacked off. I thought I invented it. I looked down at my handful of junk and thought, 'I'm gonna be rich.'' |
#15193 (226/432) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<jenn> canada is ned flanders to usa's homer simpson.
<slurpee> hahahahahahahah
<slurpee> so true
<slurpee> "hidely-hodely, neighborino!" "shut up, canada." |
#15192 (156/317) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Kallahar> use telnet
<Nygis> i cant find the answer in telnet
<Kallahar> well, try harder. maybe you aren't pushing the keys in all the way.
<Nygis> but im pushin as hard as i can |
#15191 (80/345) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<fahrvergnugen> wow
<fahrvergnugen> I've totally avoided being in geekissues qdb.
<fahrvergnugen> neat.
<fahrvergnugen> ....
<fahrvergnugen> as it now dawns on me, at this moment, that saying that on an irc channel is REALLY DUMB. |
#15188 (331/463) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<rbeattie> If you were MEANT to understand it, we wouldn't have called it 'code' |
#15186 (-2/204) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<drdink> 1. what the fuck is an 'arsehole'
<Anagon> drdink, you're not supposed to use "fuck" and "arsehole" in the same sentence |
#15185 (24/244) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<temujin> Linux == brotherhood of the dateless? |
#15184 (110/249) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
(Pulse): did u know it was part of dayly life in egypt to wank
(cypheh): its part of my daily life too
(Pulse): aye
(senn): same |
#15183 (211/397) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<deimos> someone asked me some ungodly complex question in an interview once
<deimos> it took him 5 minutes to explain it
<rwhom> did you get it right?
<deimos> and then they looked at me
<deimos> and wanted a single part answer
<deimos> so i thought for a second
<cj_> <deimos> and i said, "potatoe". i didn't get the job. |
#15181 (138/305) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<red> just because something makes you briefly nauseous doesn't mean it's wrong
<mute> red, that's what i tell my woman |
#15177 (25/183) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[Mills] these new headphones of mie with a lead nearly got me in the shit last night, was watching some porn at about 3 am at pretty high volume and I got up and walked away, the speaker crashed down on the floor but thankfully the headphone jack didnt come out :) |
#15176 (194/373) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[Swifty] its unfortunate because whenever she's explaining trigonometry or whatever, im usually trying to hide my brute of an erection |
#15166 (135/257) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[][ceman] I get mine from the fact that for the first 2 weeks of playing CS I didnt; know you could buy rifles
[][ceman] I thought they were scattered on the ground and that people kept picking them up before me |
#15163 (53/211) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
*** WiLD`stripped is now known as WiLD2`dummphuck
<Swarthy_Foreskin> wild, how was the stripping
<WiLD2`dummphuck> didn't get to it
<WiLD2`dummphuck> Nicole called
<Swarthy_Foreskin> bah
<Swarthy_Foreskin> damn women
<Swarthy_Foreskin> keep getting in the way of you getting your pants off
<Catalyst88> and theirs
<Swarthy_Foreskin> yeah |
#15125 (64/234) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Andre> short girls with glasses and flannel jammies are cute.
<The_Frymaster> You just described Jonathan Lipnicki in Jerry Maguire.
<The_Frymaster> You pervert. |
#15099 (-1/253) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<DumbNewbi> I have conversations with god
<DumbNewbi> it's a little bit like talking with a sleeping Calvin Coolidge though |
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