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#15469 (0/249) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<mota> I WAS RIGHT
<mota> they have her bent over the tennis net
<mota> and are shoving rackets up her cunt
<mota> and tennis balls up her ass |
#15467 (163/321) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<rogue> I like how matt took the time to tell us he was vomiting
<rogue> it's that kind of detail that really makes this channel work, I think |
#15466 (0/215) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ZenAmako> Because time really flies, and before you know it, 6, 7 months have passed...
<rogueWIRC> zen: paternity suit? |
#15464 (92/266) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Nozomu> ted: and no one has ever crashed a movie theater into the pentagon
<rogue> noz: they might. we should be careful. |
#15460 (44/234) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ll|||ll||> I meant to say to ant.. "Use themeat from the fridge so we don't have to defrost stuff for dinner".. but I said.. [16:49.43] <ll|||ll||> "Use the meat from the fridge so we don't have to download stuff for dinner" |
#15457 (273/485) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<na-dragon> Who would win in a fight? A Z-Fighter from dragon ball z, or a jedi master?
<jonblake> Well, thats a good question, there are alot of things that need to be factored in
<jonblake> Z fighters can fly, shoot big balls of energy, go really fast, and releport etc
<na-dragon> Yes but a jedi master can see all of that happen before he does it, and he has a light saber..
<jonblake> I guess this is one of those things in life we will never really know
<Vyse> GOD DAMNIT, Has either one of you ever even SEEN what a pussy looks like? |
#15454 (125/291) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
[Shinji] my pants are pretty disturbed too!
[Shinji] then again, you'd be pretty disturbed if you spent your life this close to my crotch. |
#15451 (173/344) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Kolar> For the record, I want to get a copy of that one video of JFK getting shot, so I can dub in the Unreal Tournament 'HEADSHOT!' sound clip.
<Kolar> Lee_Harvey_Oswald is on a KILLING SPREE.
<Domarcet> So what does that make the film of Ruby shooting Oswald?
<Kolar> Lee_Harvey_Oswald's Killing Spree has been ended by Jack_Ruby.
<Kolar> Jack_Ruby was looking good until he died of cancer in prison!
<Kolar> And then the chat window could come up and say "JFKennedy: OMG camper fagz" |
#15450 (134/289) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<merl> in the UK things are generally pretty wet
<merl> we've adapted
<merl> webbed feet n shit |
#15448 (7/232) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<[mac]> whats virii?
<[mac]> the linux txt editor? |
#15445 (56/228) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<BillDcat^> bah, i find most 'religion' to be big business, if i wanna support that, i go to Mcdonalds, where i can at least eat
<[y]> early morning theology
<[y]> film at 11
<BillDcat^> lol
<BillDcat^> ya
<generator> so you worship ronald mcdonald and all his value meals?
<[y]> i know i do
<BillDcat^> pretty much, that way i can have my scripture & eat it 2
<BillDcat^> it's easy to believe in , if you can afford it |
#15444 (38/217) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Mug> ncencence
<Deke> i think you mean unceunceunceunce
<Deke> if you're going to be an unce'ing wanker, at least do it right
<Hiroechan> unce?
<Hiroechan> unf?
<Hiroechan> you aussies have got all sorts of weird noise sounds
<^WaR^Zzz> wtf is unce :)
<Deke> unce is the noise a wog's car makes as it drives past
<Deke> the techno bass beat
<Deke> "unceunceunceunce"
<Deke> nothing like unf
<Hiroechan> heh
<Hiroechan> i was going to suggest: Universal Noise of Cock Eating
<Deke> lmao |
#15443 (15/280) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ZondrZout> "you"
<teig> you what?
<Karyon> Euhm? just "you"
<ZondrZout> Yes, you
<teig> I'd what you?
<teig> I'd wad you... is that a good thing?
<Karyon> Yes, wadding is our special treat
<ZondrZout> Not many people get wadded by us
<Karyon> nobody yet, actually
<ZondrZout> No, we've never done it before now I think of it
<Karyon> in fact i havent even created tha alias yet...
<Karyon> Cuz we only just invented it
<ZondrZout> I've actually never ever heard of it before ! |
#15438 (143/313) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<teddyg> any1 here like fred dursts lyrics
<teddyg> i can really connect w/ him when i read/listen to his lyrics
<brakums> are you 12? |
#15437 (109/262) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<WarBuddha> can someone explain to me why i have another cd-rom drive all of a sudden
<WarBuddha> sigh
<WarBuddha> my computer hates me
*** Quits: WarBuddha (Quit: Connection reset by peer) |
#15436 (99/253) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Godfather> white people dont go to jail, look at OJ
<Inferno> he's black u fag
<Godfather> oh |
#15435 (221/388) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<Setups> is it a forest fire?
<Setups> I CAN SEE THE SMOKE FROM MY HOUSE
<SneakyPete> wtf going on setups? what state?
<Setups> its in alberta
<Setups> canada
<Raider|FIRE> must be forest fire
<travelyan> they have fire in canada?
<Setups> fuck you
<Setups> eh |
#15434 (120/326) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<juji> but i'd have to learn japanese to play half of its games :)
<z2-Fool> you don't speak japanese?
<z2-Fool> and you're a slope?
<z2-Fool> :)
<juji> :(
<juji> i'd cry
<juji> but i cant fit tears through my chinky eyeslits |
#15433 (1/272) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<EmSea> anyone here live in cincinnati?
<|TIA|PoP> nope
<|TIA|PoP> not i
<EmSea> was i talking to you |
#15432 (18/240) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<^CHH>Stormer> brought some bitch home from the bar last night, had to leave her here this morning when I went to work, I come home and the bitch is gone and stole my damn cat
<^CHH>Stormer> that dumb bitch.....
<^CHH>Stormer> she wouldn't even swallow |
#15430 (0/304) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<CWV>Incubus> im pretty shure that im the quintessences of punkness
<Ebola_> If i knew what quintessences ment, i would know what u just said heheh
<[DCM]MsLil'Bear> hahahaH its SOO damn funny ebola
<=Xerxes=> quintessences is not a word which can be applied to an individual, heh
<=Xerxes=> anyway, your argument is illogical because you aren't the quintessence of punkness anyhow
<CWV>Incubus> that doesnt matter with me b/c i dont beleive in god |
#15428 (0/312) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<cosyc> i dont drunk much either |
#15425 (5/300) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<+PlasticLSD> shes talking about they time they tried anal beads on her
<@oddduck> i was like... 4 yrs old |
#15424 (136/286) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<ZondrZout> You sloppy ASP coders!
<Xtreee> ZondrZout, I am @ the stage where I am happy when my code works :)
<ZondrZout> My boss is at the stage where he's happy when I work |
#15422 (5/205) ↑Funny ↓Unfunny ⚐Flag
<loud_as_it_getz> yea well
<@KittenAssassin> .........
<loud_as_it_getz> does n e 1 actually chat on mirc??
<@KittenAssassin> no
<Simwolf> nope
<@KittenAssassin> we chat on IRC
<Simwolf> no one at all
<@KittenAssassin> you must be in the wrong place
<Simwolf> absolutely not a FUCKING soul
<loud_as_it_getz> wich is?
<@KittenAssassin> just type /s IRC
<@KittenAssassin> and you will be re directed to IRC
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