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#15570 (143/271) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<piglet3> [info] #gaysm 5 Don't f*&% with the topic PIG
<piglet3> They are into homosexual sadomasochism, but they can't bring themselves to spell out `fuck'. |
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Bezoar of all the liver disorders one could get, hep A is pretty good. you get it, you feel like shit for a little while, it goes away, and you're immune for life.
eval sounds like religion |
#15566 (176/313) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Leftist i like songs where they count or spell things, to fill space.
Eeyore so you're a big fan of sesame street songs, leftist? |
#15565 (1/251) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
pinkboy so, like, how the FUCK do you let your wife get to 1200lbs?
ScottM <pinkboy> so, like, how the FUCK do you fuck your 1200lb wife?
pinkboy I can't imagine that it would be too difficult, unless of course you're picky about finding the real vagina. |
#15562 (120/275) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tobal> looks like the UK is working to make pot a non-arestable offence
<ssrit> I'd move there.
<ssrit> Where is that? |
#15561 (26/228) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** WD_40 is now known as Memory_Leak
<Memory_Leak> hmm... I could become a faulty breast augmentation and change to Mamory_Leak |
#15557 (90/270) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ismell> drove like 2.5 hrs
<travolta> 15 year olds can drive?
<ismell> permit
<MattDC> shit smelly, where do you live
<ismell> colorado
<travolta> they let kids do anything in colorado, like have guns and trench coats |
#15553 (4/251) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** Now Talking in #TavernOfGor
*** Eskimo has joined #TavernOfGor
*Eskimo* just play along. These guys are freaky
<LordMar> Welcome to my Tavern.
<elsa{Mar}> May I bring you a drink Master Cruentus?
<Cruentus> a Ka la na will be fine, thank you.
*Eskimo* It's a drink I think lol
<elsa{Mar}> Master Eskimo, may I serve you as well?
<Eskimo> Sure I'll just have a beer
*** LordMar sets mode: +b *!*@*.acl.mr.au
*** LordMar has kicked Eskimo from #TavernOfGor (LordMar) |
#15550 (120/246) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<\\broken\> eye kant teyep
<JackArse> sure you can
<JackArse> you just can't spell |
#15528 (5/224) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<`Stevie> missed a great weekend fire
<firemoo> i coudln't possibly have had a better weekend
<`Stevie> get laid?
<firemoo> even better!
<firemoo> irc :] |
#15519 (160/321) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ouija> He likes to hit on girls
<ouija> and then go like
<ouija> HAHA HA!!! I'm QUEER! |
#15517 (-1/267) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RadAghazt> Two British guys in a plane from the UK to the US set off terrorist alarms by their strange behaviour.
<RadAghazt> They were smoking crack and locked themselves into the bathroom to have sex several times during the flight. |
#15514 (127/294) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ouija> I asked for extra death peppers
<treaps> my chinese place puts about a ratio of one pepper per chunk of meat
<treaps> \m/
<ouija> Thats a good ratio
<treaps> general tso is pussy though
<ouija> Mine is like "You crazy American! You no handle Chinese doom peppers!"
<treaps> WHAT U TINK?
<treaps> U WAN FUCKING DIE? |
#15511 (78/256) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<sex_e_chick> where do you work??
<Predddan> at work |
#15510 (11/173) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<nickh> Last time I was there, I got a laught out of seeing a warehouse drone help a customer load stuff into their car.
<nickh> Not one, but *two* fuck swings. I guess you need to have a spare handy.
<kylev> well, you have the good one, and the one you use.
<kylev> you put up the good one when company is coming over
<nickh> Sort of like the "kids" table for those big family dinners. |
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<fff> back when my ancestors were apes, they were better than your ancestor apes
<fff> my ape ancestors had richer culture than your ape ancestors
<fff> although when our ancestors were amoeba, i'll concede your amoeba ancestors were smarter than mine |
#15507 (121/265) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<treaps> i've always wanted to try taking diezepam and trying to do math or program computers
<rdgzt> What's diezepam?
<treaps> muscle relaxer/antianxiety drug
<treaps> it's a class IV drug on this chart
<rdgzt> It makes you shit your pants and not worry about it? |
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[ +nique ] the way you smile the way you smell it drives me wild
[ +prence ] why thank you, i never knew my :) turned you on so much |
#15493 (139/375) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<tak> if i move to canada ill be so rich
<tak> cause your money sucks
<disco-stu> yep
<disco-stu> but at least our country doesnt!
<tak> haha
<Ped> haha
<vivid> haha
<aj> haha
<blakangel> haha |
#15491 (144/286) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[vr]bLaZe|wErK> i finally registered for me fall classes
<[zT]Lunchie> i hope english is one of them |
#15485 (39/227) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SmugLynnPlums> with all this quote shit going on, everyone on IRC is going to witty as fuck or make an ass out of themself doing so. |
#15482 (0/295) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ZioB> I hate clipping my nails, its hard to pick my nos |
#15476 (3/264) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<RyanRony> [Mpeg Player | 15-green day - good riddance (time of your life)
(live st paul mn 06-17-01)-svcd-ryanrony-apv.m2p | Size:58.1mb]
<hyp3r> i would like a regular vcd of that one =)
RyanRony> are u 56k
<hyp3r> yeah =)
<RyanRony> eek, heh
<RyanRony> if people fxp to 56k does it still go fast
<hyp3r> no
<RyanRony> oh |
#15475 (44/184) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mnementh4> There are many things in this world that shouldn't be shewed upon...
<Mnementh4> and one of them just happens to be dark blue pens
<Mnementh4> Teh worst thing is, I bit my lip a little while ago,
<Mnementh4> so I think I just gave myself a tattoo... |
#15470 (101/253) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Milphey> everytime i think pyee can't get any gayer he opens his mouth and manage to put another cock in it |
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