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#15665 (124/304) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
SomeNick: if you tell a girl to never call you again and that she annoys you.... haven't spoke to her in over a month and she's msg'd you a few times on aim but you didn't reply... do you think calling her and telling her it was all a big joke is believable? |
#15663 (193/324) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<WintrHawk> you know... 100hz is the resonance freq of a chicken head
<WintrHawk> a power company found that out the hard way |
#15659 (-1/251) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<toonz> mae-west1#sh access-lists 1
<toonz> mae-west1#oh shit
<toonz> ^
<toonz> % Invalid input detected at '^' marker. |
#15655 (116/310) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Mystery> singapore is nice
<_eight> pussy is so cheap there.
<Mystery> there aren't any hookers in singapore
<Mystery> you have to cross the border to malaysia for htat
<_eight> mystery, you just been hanging out in the wrong singaporean cemeteries. |
#15654 (234/375) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dead_Poets_Society> Phuser has this talent to point out the obvious
<Phuser> Dead_Poets_Society is receiving oral sex from a hamster |
#15647 (136/244) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<CaMR0N> why does everyone call me cumron?
<drunkers> probably and honest mistake
<CaMR0N> but everyone?
<drunkers> did you tell them you were gay?
<CaMR0N> yes cause im honest with everyone
<drunkers> maybe its not an honest mistake |
#15641 (2367/5292) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<superwoman> I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
<GrandCow> HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
<superwoman> DANNY?!?!?!
<GrandCow> MOM?!?!?!?! |
#15636 (86/260) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<KB8> im sick of you crazypale
<crazypale> im sick of you to
<KB8> no im sick of you crazypale
<crazypale> no ,im sick of you to
<KB8> you gte on my damn nerves
<crazypale> you make my stomache turn asswipe
<KB8> i gotta go ill pm you later
<crazypale> ok l8r |
#15634 (73/271) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<drunkers> do you know who i am?
<vinnieT> nope
<drunkers> i could rip your eyes out and stick them in your knee and make your knee read a book
<vinnieT> i dont read |
#15625 (85/245) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<GaRlic_Iv> wanna hear a joke
<drunkers> hold on let me get my headphones |
#15624 (101/250) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<rtwh0> why are you upset?
<sugadon> who the hell says i was god damn upset? huh?
<rtwh0> umm never mind
<sugadon> i hate people who spread god damn rumors, muther fucker , god damn |
#15618 (136/297) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Icaby> i think im like 5'1 260 <Paul_Bunyan> Cool, a human sphere |
#15615 (0/214) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+GoodScrat> wyatt: how's bounce?
<+Wyatt> GoodScrat: decent
<+Wyatt> makin a little money off of it
<+GoodScrat> how much have you made off of it total to date?
<+Wyatt> hmm... maybe 4K
<+GoodScrat> over how many years?
<+Wyatt> 1
<+GoodScrat> 4k a year, thats not bad profit, when does your company go public? |
#15614 (186/378) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<GaRlic> how you like my new name?
<drunkers> it stinks |
#15612 (182/344) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<drunkers> hey what name am i under?
<[Piratez]> drunkers
<drunkers> what?
<[Piratez]> huh?
<drunkers> i asked what name am i under?
<[Piratez]> drunkers you fool
<drunkers> never mind ill ask someone else |
#15610 (60/222) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<r00> man making photoshop swap out on a 512MB system is like hitting cervix with a 2" penis
<r00> forget i said that |
#15603 (91/235) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
*** treker has joined #ircop
<treker> what is this channel for?
<_zenon> sex channel treker
<treker> AH, I see...
<treker> well then by all means, go ahead, have fun...i'll just go run some errands. |
#15594 (90/219) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Nani-chan> hey folks, can we keep it semi clean right now? my parents might be watching and i dont wanna get in trouble
<Nani-chan> crack: 14 y.o girl, you dumbass cockless bitch
<RikisuuDelta> quite hypocritical if you ask me |
#15593 (73/218) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
? jimmy/#hadm ----- jimmy's work productivity rating as of 2:21PM --------
? jimmy/#hadm 0% | --------------------------- | 100%
? jimmy/#hadm *- 0.01% (checked email) |
#15591 (13/242) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ayashi> computer knowlegde... YUCK! >_<
<sig> hrm, maybe your moto should be: knowledge=yuck |
#15584 (102/290) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<synnex> AND I'M LIKE "THE BROADWAY PRODUCTION I JUST WROTE ENTITLED 'HITLER ON ICE'... IT'S LIKE CATS BUT WITH LESS CATS AND MORE HITLER... AND IT'S ALL ON ICE!!" |
#15579 (152/324) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<enJoy> just the other day
<enJoy> I told Chris "So I hear your girl is pregnant"
<enJoy> he goes "Ya and when I find the dude I'm gonna strangle him"
<[zT]Lunchie> =-0 |
#15574 (262/397) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[Join] n0t_4cc3pt4bl3 (hurry-now@ip121.cleveland4.oh.pub-ip.psi.net)
<WD_40> your nick is not acceptable.
<n0t_4cc3pt4bl3> indeed |
#15572 (90/234) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@:s4t4n> #christian can't join channel (channel is full)
<@:s4t4n> guess no one else is gettin into heaven! |
#15571 (0/214) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<quarterz> "if you email me, i will kill all your processes. if you telephone me, i will kill all your processes and delete all your files. if you stop by to see me, i will kill all your processes, delete all your files, and remove your account." |
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