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#16727 (4/230) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
wil1184: <azmaveth> man u know that is funny as shit 127.0.0.1 is my school ip
wil1184: explain that to me
Eyes of Prisms: no clue
wil1184: fucking geeks |
#16725 (0/234) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@assman> api
<@assman> who'd you go to senior prom with
<@icmp> ;/
<@icmp> my hand
<@icmp> :[ |
#16722 (80/233) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<abashta> I agree with you, bombing afghanistan to eradicate terrorists is like bombing the ghetto to get rid of the drug dealers |
#16719 (99/257) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<eugenics/#help> hi, i was going to search for how to cook an omlette online.. but i dont know how to spell it |
#16718 (-2/286) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<[sPaG]> I USED TO LISTEN TO NSYNC WHEN THEY WERE UNDERGROUND |
#16715 (234/400) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Omega> why do your parents hate you
<Rai> they dont like it that I never come home... I've become somewhat of a drifter of late, till I work things out with airlines/bus
<Rai> I travel to friends houses on my bike, up and down the highway and sleep where I can
<Rai> its fun
<Omega> lol
<Omega> so your a hobo
<Rai> we prefer to be called "domestically challenged" |
#16714 (-1/303) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Lyme> you know, sometimes, I ponder underwear. |
#16713 (-1/220) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Valenthios> When we RPed that little convo with her and Gygus, I said "She seems to be quite beautiful, even though she's human." He says "Bitches is bitches."
<Gygus> Heeheeheeheee..... |
#16712 (337/458) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Deke> living with a Tobin is odd
<Deke> so Cass started cleaning up, since she found out that people're
<Deke> coming over
<Deke> and found 2 20GB drives in the couch
<Deke> most people find coins
<Deke> we find disk drives |
#16708 (70/284) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Vile-> i need to take a shit
<Vile-> im going to go in my cats litter box
<Vile-> and my mom will go up stairs
<Vile-> and see a huge long shit in the litter box
<Vile-> and be like wtf |
#16707 (103/237) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** Quits: nanm (Quit: Unable to join #real_life (You're banned)) |
#16702 (7/266) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<azrael69> wtf did i really start typing Oasis lyrics AGAIN?! i gotta cut back on the intoxicants |
#16698 (112/316) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** marily-manson was kicked by Satan (amature) |
#16694 (149/332) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
«FivePee»: brb gotta piss and get a cock
«FivePee»: omg
«FivePee»: get a coke
«Electronut»: rofl |
#16693 (-1/263) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
beauty_fades_stupid_ls_forever: holy crap, my mom is online!!
citygirl30_56308: lmao
cherbare36: lol
beauty_fades_stupid_ls_forever: ok...she didnt say hi to me..
beauty_fades_stupid_ls_forever: poor mom, she gets so lost when you hand her a keyboard and a mouse
soooopafox: LoL my grammy is so adorable with the puter.
beauty_fades_stupid_ls_forever: now when you hand my mom a remote, a phone and a credit card, she goes to town...
soooopafox: LoL @ QVC |
#16692 (70/251) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<JCDenton> i wasn't flooding............
<JCDenton> i was sharing |
#16689 (-1/243) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<destiny> storeobject(mydick,"madbombers\\ass");
<Woohoo> :)
<madbomber> w00t |
#16683 (69/249) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* MrTwix snacks Hekler around with a loose cannon
<h3kl3r> Hey, stop playing with my winkie like that !!!
<MrTwix> but its so tiny and cute
<h3kl3r> heh yeah...thats the same reason all the wimminz like it "awwwww! So small, and adorable. Can I pet it?" :P
<sunrpc> HAHAHAHA |
#16682 (273/429) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** UndErX has joined #help
<UndErX> sup lamer newbies
<UndErX> answer this if u r not newbiez:
<FiEsTy-> well, ask
<UndErX> no newbie lamer
<UndErX> lamerz
<FiEsTy-> hey please dont type /quit fiesty- because it makes me quit IRC.. please
*** Quits: UndErX (Quit: fiesty-) |
#16681 (204/389) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<packrat> HELP
<defected> Looks like it.
<packrat> stfu ur just a lamerz newbie i m an expert................
* defected waits for the lame question.
<packrat> k now how do i make hacker toolz wih irc
<packrat> plz |
#16678 (120/294) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<extrasupreme> This one time, i scored this chick at the pub...in the TOILETS !
<dunnakin> no you didnt you lying fuckhead
<extrasupreme> ok, i made it up
<extrasupreme> damn. |
#16676 (287/472) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Stinkysteven67: I love married with children. Its a great show.
Lucy17: It's ok, One thing that bugs me about that show,
In the pilot series they had Al bundy sounding like he was from Brooklyn
or something when they are supposed to be from Chicago.
Stinkysteven67: Where do you think brooklyn is dork?
Lucky17: Its in new york goofball, chicago is in illinios.
Stinkysteven67: Oh sorry, I've never been good at geometry.
Lucy17: Umm yea.. |
#16665 (188/345) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@drew> my uterus is bleeding
<@cognac> drew, you don't have a uterus
<@drew> oh |
#16664 (0/209) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Puck> Damnit, I'm tired.
<DeathCrow> You just woke up.
<Puck> I only had an hour nap!
<DeathCrow> No, I'm saying that's why you're tired.
<Puck> Well, that explains it. |
#16661 (-3/318) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<KaiN`> Are you trying to tell me somethig?
<KaiN`> THING
<KaiN`> BLAST YOU N BUTTON FROM HELL |
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