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#16772 (-1/319) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
{Trevy} Canadians don't hate the U.S. {Ertai} canadians are too simple for such a complex emotion |
#16771 (7/317) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
{ExDeath} If I had a baby like Shiv, I'd shove it back in and put stitches in my wife's vagina ;( |
#16768 (128/306) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<QiCK> Don't I just look ravishing in my father's dress. |
#16767 (11/319) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<cloud_171> u can't learn lots of stuff by reading |
#16766 (12/295) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Grim13> Mariah Carey's cleavage got nominated for "Worst onscreen couple" |
#16765 (0/274) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Demented1> stupid Gonzaga...just unpacked my "Cinderella My Ass" Tshirt |
#16764 (0/282) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* ETP runs away like a one legged trialathete in the special olympics of your mind |
#16763 (-2/330) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* +ETP checks his sweet, sweet ass, for human hands |
#16761 (89/275) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
{KatmanDu} I'm hung like a baby.
{KatmanDu} 15 inches, 8 pounds.
{Midnight} Now that, is an evil picture....
{KatmanDu} "Pardon me while I whip this out."
{Xain} Oh he nick named it to?
{KatmanDu} "Russel the love muscle."
{Midnight} Kat, you are about as subtle as a heart attack |
#16760 (139/378) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<theTrick> Canada volunteered 10 Battleships, 4 Jet Fighters, and 200 Soldiers to the U.S. anti-terrorism cause, after the exchange rate, that came up to 4 canoes, 2 flying squirrels and 3 canadian mounties |
#16758 (225/409) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
{Plag} i liked women at 13
{Plag} even 11
{Pest} i liked woman since third grade
{Beat-Boy} ive liked men since i saw your sister |
#16757 (204/380) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
{Sexican} oh I heard some legends about a world where you could get a gf and stuff.
{[12Lurk} its a place where women put out
{SoCK} url? |
#16756 (123/251) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Genocide7> Happy B-day Ass.
<FT|Vass>Thanks Geno! :)
<FT|Vass> Hey! Wait a sec... |
#16754 (118/282) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@whistler> on the down side i no longer have a phone
<@whistler> on the up side i have a brand new bong |
#16752 (0/210) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@whistler> i just tried to change my pants
<@whistler> and put them on backwards
<@whistler> and didnt realize till i went to take a shit |
#16750 (147/261) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<ExDthGONE> What I really want to see is stuff like "Heart Surgery For Dummies" and "What's With All Those Silly Dials Anyway?: A Cliff Notes Piloting Crash Course" |
#16749 (228/412) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Phillip`> i just had starbucks coffee
<K_Russell> join #someonewhocares :(
<Phillip`> no one is there :( |
#16747 (117/296) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<whistler> I PLANNED IF WE WERE BOMBED BY CANADA
<whistler> I PLANNED IF BIG BIRD TOOK OVER THE WORLD
<whistler> BUT THE ONE THING I NEVER PLAN FOR ALWAYS HAPPENS |
#16745 (11/351) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
{DingoVolf} is that a hermaphroditic swami under your left fender or are you just glad to be a designer of prosthetic foreheads? |
#16744 (1/309) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Joelz> im gonna savet hgis log so I can prove im drunk |
#16740 (59/202) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* DiscoFever ignores all you dicks
<Joelz> Good.
<Joelz> You shouldn't be looking at our penises anyway. |
#16737 (90/240) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Joelz> How good is it, when you've badly gotta take a leak....but you can't be stuffed getting up, but there is an empty coke bottle next to you and....nevermind.
<Bigchris> what happens if you have to chuck a shit?
<Joelz> That's what shoes are for. |
#16734 (44/258) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
ForeverDamnation: Ben wants to chew on some penis.
blx001: you mean snickers
ForeverDamnation: No, I believe I mean penis.
blx001: no you mean snikers
SmiLex05: is that was the gay communty calls it now |
#16730 (266/504) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
*** Pikachu has joined #Distro
<kurai> Gah. Fucken' Pokemon crap - hate it.
<kurai> Some twat in the office thought it would be "cute and friendly" to name all the servers etc after bloody Pokemon characters.
<kurai> The incident that mainly brought about this hatred was the time a particular SQL server fell over (yet again)...
<kurai> So I shout across the (full) office to a colleague "Oi ! Pikachu's just gone down on me again !"
<kurai> Mind you - it was amusing seeing one dumb bint snorting coffee out of her nose she was laughing so hard.
<Pikachu> ? ! I don't go down on pppl !!
<kurai> SO you are small, yellow, annoying *and* don't give head ?
<kurai> What a pointless life - top yourself right now.
*** Pikachu Quit (Ping timeout)
<basto> Wow - you are like some evil mind controlling Guru or somthin' |
#16729 (28/172) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Vill> I think anti-cornform has great meaning to an eleiteist
<Gotterdammerung> Vill: learn how to spell :P
<Vill> Gotterdammerung: I did then I fucked up when I learned to type :( |
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