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#16833 (160/306) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<grier> you think you're so god damn floorless
<grier> so superior
<XfitzyX> do you mean flawless?
<girer> oh fucken leave me alone
* grier has quit IRC (Exit: i am so alone in this empty world) |
#16826 (19/304) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Abit667> its hard to tell the difference between dick and ass sometimes |
#16822 (148/316) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Packet> my boss just walked by one of the contractors that get canned friday
<Packet> and goes "HEY! I thought I fired you!"
<hmodes> "oh wait, i did.. HAHAHAHAHA!"
<hmodes> i aspire to crush people's souls like that some day |
#16818 (10/236) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Nago> hmm... my coke tastes a bit like flesh... |
#16817 (0/292) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Nago> ... can you transmit aids from your hand to your cock? |
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<Freakazoid> its like putting hotdog skins over dog turds |
#16813 (-1/249) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<B-ob> if (sleep < 0) then talk = null
<Stonefish> oh smeg off |
#16812 (51/199) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Pat877: nice...
OB1Jenobe: w3rd
Pat877: ok stop that
OB1Jenobe: wh4t?
Pat877: i don't under stand that crap.. and u know it
OB1Jenobe: 0 |<
Pat877: dick |
#16808 (149/310) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<[OKW]Buchwald> is it "cheating" on your girlfriend if you invite a couple of girls over to get naked, and you end up jerking off on to their tits, but you never touch them?
<[SS]Corky> NO!
<[SS]Corky> did this happen?
<[OKW]Buchwald> well, gimme a few minutes :) |
#16807 (39/228) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<mptBreak> hyatt, what are you doing?
<hyatt> mpt, sitting here in my underwear talking to you. |
#16806 (165/307) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Zephyrr> Nobody should steal my band's name...not that they'd want it...but if they do, I'll tell my mother and she'll do stuff...
<Zephyrr> So there.
<Undine> Fear Zephs mom.
<Undine> She does stuff. |
#16802 (45/233) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<NobleKale> old friend emails me with 'I have two special consideration exams next week. what do I study for them?'
<NobleKale> my reply: 'RTFM' |
#16800 (0/244) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Bytie> speeding in dk is transcending stupidity
<Bytie> there aren't many roads up to it |
#16798 (180/333) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<+subzero> =)
<@nebula> ;)
<@wickeD> =)
<Guest62972> :D
<@sony> SHUT THE FUCK UP HAPPY BASTARDS ARR |
#16796 (0/228) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Vash> wee-hee... I got two mroe week sof holidays = D
<^bat-sai> soldier of fortune holidays?
<Vash> eh?
<Samin> there the best kind |
#16793 (4/287) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<`bb20> i have some definition, but i want it to be cut
<`Munky> i can cut you if you like let me get my plastic rusty spoon
<`bb20> hold on...let me get my tetanus shot |
#16790 (-1/353) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
·IAM-|speed|· 1v1 || gay butt sex || de_bed
·IAM-|speed|· 1v1 || gay butt sex || de_bed
·jimslim· !rules |
#16789 (201/380) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Daishi> i couldn't connect to irc, so i went out with my gf instead |
#16786 (282/405) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<BloodFromStone> I think my bathroom has the perfect geometry, so that no matter where or how something is dropped, it ends up in the toilet. |
#16781 (131/293) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Edge> i am right when I say there's no other reasonable explanation for anakin and amidala bringing R2D2 to naboo if not to shoot some really nasty homemade holographic porn? |
#16780 (248/430) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Slime> Whenever hot chicks come up to me I always end up, like, vomitting everywhere and somehow my pants fall down, and then someone has a black eye, and everything goes wrong |
#16779 (408/542) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Kevyn> So if black guys like white girls, and white guys like asian girls... what do the asian guys like?
<etoilet> hentai |
#16778 (1/218) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<uno> you don't see us tossing around phrases like "throbbing cock" do you? |
#16776 (134/296) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Pepsi> A Smith and Wesson beats four Aces.
<Tjousk> only if it's loaded |
#16773 (63/299) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<loser> http://www.goatse.cx
<loser> hahaha lol lol lol
<loser> you looked didn't you? HAHAHAHA
<bane> who gave you your name? your mom?
<bane> whoeva gave it to you, congratulate them for me will you?
<bane> it's appropiate |
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