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#16389 (-3/302) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bigs-:#rap> what is a good website? im trying to find a picture with someone who has platinum or gold teeth |
#16387 (2/235) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@MousePad> Mainframes never forget ;) |
#16379 (211/404) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<outcaste> ROTFBMALFO!
<outcaste> Rolling On The Floor Because My Artificial Limbs Fell Off |
#16378 (199/328) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kaleido> when i was at e*trade i went to a dept dinner thing and everyone was drinking 20 year old wines and shit, and i ordered a bud light
<kaleido> everyone looked at me like i called their mother a cunt |
#16377 (54/242) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<HobophobE> most chicks have a maternal instinct
<HobophobE> which means they want to have this watermellon pop outta their vagina
<HobophobE> its a simple matter of masochism |
#16376 (100/228) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BabyDuck> i fucked my wrists playing a pinball game on my PC
<BabyDuck> but I played like 400 games, which would cost $100 at the arcade. I bought the game for $15, so I have saved $85 so far |
#16374 (227/366) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
(debaser) i bought a mouse today
(debaser) and it didnt have a ball in it
(debaser) i got a neutered mouse. |
#16373 (-1/295) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<JtHM> if I had a child I'd do it naturally
<sacarna> out your penix?
<JtHM> it's big enough to handle it I reckon |
#16372 (486/608) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cyberllam> I want to get a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you think I am doing an excellant job driving." Then I can cut people off and they won't know what to do. |
#16371 (172/322) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Quits: SkAtEcHiC (Life is the most precious thing u can loose)
<Stuff> the other day I lost 5 bucks, so I'll have to disagree |
#16369 (155/311) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<esokitty> FUCKING A
<kitten> fuck a B it has more holes |
#16368 (14/254) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MaXiMUz> so linux and ftp r the same thing rite?
<MaXiMUz> Fuck hacking itz too complicated, i can't ftp and shit |
#16367 (54/231) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<cYner> you know, some times, I get all head fuct and then I type something and forget to hit enter, then after about 5 min it's not even part of the conversation anymore, then I just clear the line and all is well. |
#16366 (-1/285) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<eriq> ins should be like 'yoink' and throw elian's little communist cuban ass on de plane. |
#16365 (125/273) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sacarna> i think willingly putting your child in a porno comes under the catergory of unfit parent |
#16364 (-1/409) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<IGNORANT> why do allways the amarican punk rocker go out whit the bullshit new wave hokker girls i dont like it here in norway punkrocers go out whit punkrock girl ore tellephone hokkers ore les they go out whit them self and do homosexual aktivitis!!!!!!!!!! |
#16363 (89/263) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Paulo> What KOF babe has the sexiest navel?
<Angelblade> Is the navel where your thing-thing is supposed to go?
<K9999> YOUR THING-THING CAN'T GO INTO A NAVEL! Although it might be an intriguing experience...
<MilleniumWEAPON> Your... thing-thing??? Though it does not go into the navel too well, I could recommend some "educational" sites as to where you put your thing-thing, but I'd get banned... |
#16362 (-1/283) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<SaraMarie> the houston texans
<SaraMarie> how original
<toast_> do they have an open container as a mascot? |
#16361 (4323/5108) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Jake> so I got dissed by this girl i was talking to online
<Jake> we were getting along really well and she wanted to meet
<Jake> but she wanted a picture
<Jake> so I sent her one (got one of hers, she was fine)
<Jake> she said "I'm really looking for some one more 'athletic'"
<Jake> bummer
<Jake> so i say
<Jake> well im trying hard, ever since i have been able to afford the full time trainer and chef I've lost over 200 lbs
<Jake> she says you can afford a trainer/chef
<Jake> i say yeah
<Jake> she changes her mind about meeting
<Jake> i tell her to go fuck herself |
#16359 (234/402) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<knox> i used to use zippers but my foreskin got stick in it
<knox> i went to velcro and had some pubic hair problems
<knox> now i just wear dresses |
#16302 (24/256) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DaveMan> nerds dont dance
<DaveMan> and DDR proves it again and again |
#16300 (1/274) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<BoZZ> my thing don't work...
<[TX]-KnacK_WerK> well at least ur not married... |
#16298 (309/442) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<DaveMan> if a cop ever shoots, he/she means to kill
<DaveMan> standard practice is two at the torso, then try to put one in the head
<jitspoe> getting shot twice in the torso would suck
<Fryth> getting one would be a breeze, though
<jitspoe> Fryth: that only drops me to 60 health |
#16296 (-2/262) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sage> Its like my card is a big fat breast and the asus support is a bra...my boob be flapin in the breeze over here. |
#16295 (220/395) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* jitspoe attempts to go back to his paper
<DaveMan> BWAHAHAHA
<DaveMan> ALL YOUR CONCENTRATION ARE BELONG TO IRC
<DaveMan> YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO PASS MAKE YOUR BURGER FLIPPING |
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