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#16510 (-1/274) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mb> everytime i've seen Iron Chef they always use sweet fish
<yesyouam> what's sweet fish?
<mb> the meat is supposed to be really sweet
<mb> and the guts are supposed to be bitter
<yesyouam> like ma wimminz |
#16509 (133/286) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<yesyouam> marijuana and unix permissions don't mix |
#16508 (49/235) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<yesyouam> Never let drugs stand in the way of alcohol |
#16504 (211/371) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Clitlover> I am not into that.
<Clitlover> How about roleplay?
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> ok
<Nikki21[woaHOTTY]> i'll be the dungeon master |
#16489 (87/316) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<zamros> WHEN I WAS LIKE SEVEN I SAW A CAR GET RUN OVER BY A CAR
<zamros> MY FIRST CAR ACCIDENT WITNESSING
<zamros> AND/OR MONSTER TRUCK RALLY |
#16488 (47/217) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@SpamapS> he was just a complete asshole to me last night... and then was talking shit about it after I left
<@Redb3ard> dude, i didnt see it haappen
<@SpamapS> I was arguing with him that ReiserFS was better for directory lookups, because it used b-trees to store meta data...
<@SpamapS> so he's like .. "Do you even know what a b-tree is?" ... I told him to kiss my ass...
<@SpamapS> He says "I have my algorithms and data structures book here... so tell me what a b-tree is"...
<@Redb3ard> um
<@Redb3ard> you do realize, that this finalizes your geekhood
<@SpamapS> At which point, I told him I didn't need this crap anymore and went to bed...
<@Redb3ard> there is no turning back, its irreversible, ta this late stage |
#16481 (224/378) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Johnny-5> i just measured my dick and i was like 'yay ten inches' then i realised i was looking at centimeters. life can be so hard sometimes. |
#16480 (25/235) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Aatakinty> afk, im supposed to be sleeping, and i hear my mom walkin around |
#16475 (250/402) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Logan> I have to say that sex ruined pornography for me. I discovered that women don't scream, "Fuck me you big-cocked cowboy!" when you touch their elbow. |
#16472 (177/315) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<AkumaUsagi> because every scoobie doo episode could have been 1 minute long if only someone would have eventually bought a gun. |
#16464 (51/197) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* C|sur hates being a genius.
<Lindy^> yeah, i'd think your modesty would hamper you. |
#16461 (87/235) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Devan> I got a 75 dollar check today for no reason!
<Devan> What can I buy with 75 dollars?!
<Devan> Guys?
<Vesp> A shitty blowjob or a fantastic handjob |
#16449 (152/263) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Big_Daddy changes topic to '(@ALbino) i sucked nwar, but not like i had a choice :)'
(Big_Daddy) that is in fact NOT taken out of context btw :)
(nwar) nor is it edited in anyway
(ALbino) bd always takes my stuff out of context
(ALbino) what he's not telling you is that nwar was bitten by a poisonous snake and in order to save nwar's life i had to suck the poison out. so, in fact, i am not a raging homosexual with dong-swallowing tendancies, but rather, a hero. someone to be looked up to and respected :)
(Big_Daddy) who eats the cock :)
(ALbino) besides the point :)
(ALbino) surely you aren't suggesting that just because a guy likes to gargle a little cock every now and then that he can't be a hero to the masses :)
(Big_Daddy) now you're saying nwar has a little cock? |
#16438 (112/265) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<^bat-sai> i once went to lismore
<^bat-sai> for a baseball competition
<^bat-sai> when i was 13
<^bat-sai> i was mocked
<^bat-sai> because i was the only one who thought we were there to play baseball on the snes |
#16431 (221/393) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Danelope> "Nine people in total have had gene therapy at the Necker Hospital, and seven of them are doing well."
<Danelope> The other two transformed into hideous demon-beasts and began slaying the hospital staff.
<Danelope> And eating their brains. |
#16428 (114/269) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<WeaselBoy> livejournal is nothing but thousands of people all saying "Does this make my ass look big?" at the same time |
#16417 (130/288) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
* nSu`bNr`t has joined #asp
<nSu`bNr`t> is that a channel for active server page ?
<Karyon> no
<Karyon> its the Asp, Snake and Serpent discussion group
<Karyon> We're snaketrainers
<Karyon> you interested in becoming one?
<ZondrZout> Karyon! I just tought my snake a new trick!!
<Karyon> really?
<ZondrZout> Yeah, I tought it how to find an entrance
<Karyon> You dont have a snake, idiath
<ZondrZout> I don't?
<Karyon> no
<Karyon> thas your dick
<ZondrZout> Dick, go search for an entrance on Karyon! |
#16409 (171/317) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Never> Okay, I'm not really going to be a novelist, it just sounds a lot better than "autistic retard constantly lost in own fantasy world" |
#16408 (121/298) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Hexboy>I have a good idea.
*Hexboy Stares at the wall |
#16406 (196/357) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Anecdotist> I never watched the Power Rangers. So I guess I just figured that they were like forest rangers, but more powerful. Maybe even as powerful as me. I know that I am pretty powerful when it comes to forest stuff, because Smokey the Bear is all, "Only you can prevent forest fires." If I'm the only one, I must be pretty powerful. |
#16401 (185/349) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<stutz> I hear you call your dick Godzilla
<mltj> yeah.
<stutz> Is that because its green and smells of fish?
<jamey> no, it's because it doesn't really exist |
#16400 (-1/219) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Ebyan: Dude, Yahoo! Monopoly would be the absolute shit
HolyViper7: Yahoo! Bukkake would be the absolute shit. |
#16398 (222/383) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<bix> it was like the flintstones
<mltj> but without the cars.
<mltj> or dinosaurs.
<mltj> or flintstones.
<bix> exactly. |
#16396 (189/335) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<sev0> remember in school?
<sev0> remember the kids upside down stuffed into the garbage can?
<sev0> 20 years later, ircops.
<sev0> do the math |
#16393 (-1/241) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kimo> tylenol + advil + a half a shot of JD == an episode of seinfeld, all characters played by your truly |
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