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#16657 (136/273) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<@drew> saceist is a kind of person who always has that dumb look on his face.
<@saceist> huh? |
#16655 (70/269) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Crono> hey guys, wanna hear a joke?
<Dogmeat> Daikatana!
<Crono> My punchline, jerk. |
#16654 (18/217) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<FishNetGirl> guess what I haveeee....
<KrackWhores> mountain dew?
<FishNetGirl> mmhm, yup.
<KrackWhores> well guess what I have
<FishNetGirl> mountain dew?
<KrackWhores> no
<KrackWhores> a penis
<FishNetGirl> i know
<FishNetGirl> er... |
#16652 (265/423) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<DmDragon> all my cars are haunted
<DmDragon> i had one car where the glove compartment would keep opening at random times
<DmDragon> so it opened once and i just finally said "fuck you stay open" well the car stalled out the radio turned on and off and the flashlights started flashing while the windshield wipers started
<DmDragon> so i slowly reached over and closed it.. then the car just went back to normal |
#16643 (-2/249) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<himem> I love my cat's tight vagina
<Cows[Pwnage]> :P
<himem> Would you stick out your tongue in real life? No, you wouldn't. Then ":P" is pretty stupid. |
#16637 (0/186) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<agnarth> what'd u do to mort?
<JeSuS> somebody packeted him
<JeSuS> some guy we've never met before
<agnarth> heh
<JeSuS> he floated down, like an angel from the sky, and smited mort with his oc12 ;( |
#16636 (112/251) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Doctor_Rohipnol: bad sex is like bad pizza
neo_crashoverride: it comes back to haunt you doc?
beauty_fades_stupid_ls_forever: avoid the crust, doc?
Doctor_Rohipnol: well ya |
#16635 (27/257) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<^Fizban^> I need an external modem. Anyone have one I can download? |
#16633 (84/264) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<eller> i ate sushi today
<eller> i hoped that it would cure my hangover
<eller> but i just puked it up
<motardo> not good
<eller> raw fish is even more disgusting when it comes out of your mouth...
<eller> it swims in the toilet on its own. |
#16631 (9/301) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<jonathans> this fettucine is so thick i thought for a second i was eating noodles and semen
<jonathans> its not very salty, though |
#16627 (136/276) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<The_Veteran> remember the reason you are an op DaMo
<Damo> coz I gave head
<The_Veteran> yes!
<The_Veteran> he admits it |
#16617 (128/294) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Deke> hrm
<Deke> thats scary
<Deke> that hot korean chic from the world cup
<Deke> was a man
<|WaR|> i knew it!!!!
<|WaR|> i kept telling ppl...the neck dammit |
#16613 (129/282) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Sku||Fuck> her favorite author is irvine welsh and her favorite band is dying fetus.
<Sku||Fuck> i don't know. typically i'm drawn to the type of person that easily accepts the subject matter in that sort of music.
<rdgzt> The subject matter being DEATHSATANDISMEMBERMENTNIHILISMDESTROYKILLEVERYONEDARKNESSENTROPYDEATHEMPTINESS! !!!! you mean?
<rdgzt> And perhaps some violent fucking.
<Sku||Fuck> dude you listed death twice
<rdgzt> Well, there seems to be a lot of it. |
#16611 (86/235) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<countzero> chubbyken: how chubby are you?..
<markanoid> he's not chubby anymore, he's been working out.. havent you read?
<aander> i heard somewhere that his name isnt ken either
<uprightmonkey> i also read that he isnt even gay!
<aander> upright, now dont be silly. do you believe everything you read?
<uprightmonkey> true true, aander. my bad. |
#16610 (-1/223) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
* Kuibi[Minakos-Guardian] gets down on one knee
<Kuibi[Minakos-Guardian]> Minako, will you marry me?
<Minako> umm ahhh well, we should get to know each other more first before that
<Minako> and and and....umm |
#16607 (22/255) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<`Tenshi> ass munch.
<ibutsu> yes, I do on occaision |
#16602 (72/256) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Baledood> fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffftggggtfggggff
<Baledood> oops
<Baledood> sorry, was fishing a crumb from under the F key |
#16601 (162/318) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<Weirdo> Sooty just brought a mouse into my room
<Weirdo> brb
*** Weirdo is now known as Weirdo|F00d |
#16595 (220/400) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Silent4042: What's another name for child molestation?
SocialistNinja: Divine intervention?
Silent4042: What?
SocialistNinja: That's what my priest tells me. |
#16594 (145/297) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
Ps3000: what are you doing tomorrow at 3:45?
SocialistNinja: waking up |
#16592 (11/257) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<RtWh0> garlic ok you and me right here right now
* GaRlic_iv puts up his dukes
* GaRlic_iv ... wait.. i got fuckin no dukes
* RtWh0 pulls out ding dong and swings it around like a whip and cuts Garlics head off
<RtWh0> then some guy yells FATALITY
<RtWh0> in a mean vioce
<GaRlic_iv> RtWh0 pulls out ding dong
<GaRlic_iv> i hope thats not your dogs name dude |
#16590 (149/289) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<setuid_w00t> KT: and you act like you're six
<KT> setuid_w00t: how else is a 21 yr old supposed to act like?!
<setuid_w00t> don't ask me, I'm only 20 |
#16589 (70/230) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<azrael69> <----retarded
<madman`> true---^
<FlipMo> azrael69: pics plz |
#16588 (145/320) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<tipz> just remember kids
<tipz> hippos eat strawberry ice cream
<thadood> I'll keep that in mind next time I visit your mom. |
#16587 (56/286) ↑Funny ↓Not ⚐Flag
<I am Budwin>I found the meaning of life. . . And I can download it too!!!
<Revica4000>. . . . . . . |
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