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#16586 (183/337) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<shagman> and here I go rollerblading in black jeans and a dark blue t-shirt
<shagman> it must be 40 out
<SourKey> your nuts
<shagman> yeah, they're hot too |
#16579 (-1/321) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<kel> she's not great looking
<kel> has looked better
<kel> but has a funny nose
<kel> thin and wear tight clothes
<kel> hrm
<kel> I'm talking about 17 year old girl
<kel> I'm gonna stop |
#16575 (152/290) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<oreth> ever thing to yourself "Hey, it might be fun to go fuck a turkey?"
<AshPlississkin> no
<oreth> yeah. me neither. |
#16574 (62/185) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<McManus-wrk> how 'bout a pr0n site? you'd get tons of hits :)
<manual_overide> McManus-wrk: LOL
<McManus-wrk> :D
<KT> when the page loads up the page should say "kiddie pr0n is uncool! you should be ashamed of yourself! your IP has been logged and sent to the nearest law enforcement agency"
<McManus-wrk> and then CLICK HERE for kiddie pr0n... |
#16572 (0/254) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[RCS]MrBojangles-nub> well if i wanted an 8" black penis in my ass id commit a felony |
#16568 (14/352) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<clubransom> I want my isp to block this 900 number stuff. |
#16566 (155/319) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jenn> BUKKAKE!
<DogBoy> ouch
<Asmodean> bukkake? isn't that the japanese rope tying fetish?
<DogBoy> no
<prefect> you're so young and innocent, asmodean
<DogBoy> lol
<Asmodean> young.. maybe.. innocent.. no :)
<DogBoy> hmm
<DogBoy> I can't even spell that
<DogBoy> I'm gonna ask my mom what it means
<Asmodean> bukkake?
<Asmodean> oh my
<Asmodean> hitting "i am feeling lucky" in google for bukkake was umm.. *sooo* not work friendly |
#16564 (403/554) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<billyblacktop> yo yo yo, sup my niggas?
<jimmy2toes> your not black
<billyblacktop> how do you know that?
<jimmy2toes> I hacked your webcam, and now I can see you
<billyblacktop> yeah right you cant do that
<jimmy2toes> I can and I did.
<billyblacktop> ok then what color hair do I have
<jimmy2toes> Hmmm, let me zoom in a bit. Blonde, and you are white, about 6' 2", your room has an emenim poster and your bedspread is yellow and blue.
<billyblacktop> holy fuck man im telling the cops
Quits: {billyblacktop} (billyb@235.253.473.232) (Quit:)
<jimmy2toes> LMAO, that was a friend of mine, I just set up his comp today, and showed him mirc, he doesnt know my nick, what a fat tool!!!
<nellcarterlookalike> A fat tool indeed. |
#16563 (6/260) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Molochai> i wish my g/fwould take a notion and get horny...:P |
#16557 (14/292) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Roberto> My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window. |
#16555 (98/320) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<@E-vangelist> are asian masturbation jokes shorter? |
#16545 (58/274) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
ywedig: so what do you have planned this weekend?
GnaaaGnaa: I am going to kill your mother, rape your father, cut off his penis and put it in your dead mother's mouth
GnaaaGnaa: then I'm going to see Spiderman |
#16544 (13/289) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Cole`> I think there might have been a guy at my ptq who crapped his pants. During round 5 I had a bunch of people watching my match and all of a sudden I caught the scent of crap. I yelled out "Who in God's name shit their pants?!" A few people laughed, but I didn't catch the shitter. So round 6 I am playing this guy and he smelled...like shit. I did in fact recall him saying he wanted to go home and take a bath. I felt really horrible for this. |
#16543 (135/379) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Pest> i was talking to a gurl at school
<Pest> her name was nicole
<Koen> heh :)
<Pest> she was like how are you doing today
<Pest> i went
<Pest> well im alright..but id be better if someone named nicole was slobbing my knob
<Koen> rofl
<Koen> :(
<Pest> she smacked me
<Pest> :/ |
#16541 (94/270) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
** Moses is now known as Cain....
<Cain> oh no I killed my bro ....
<KeeperS> ....
<KeeperS> what a stirring rendition of the bible ....
* KeeperS is moved to tears |
#16536 (121/269) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<MercyBeat04> linux command prompts are like dos on acid with a credit card out on the town. You can do anything. |
#16534 (13/298) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<gh5046> Witness the amazing power of and ice-cold lemon lime soda as I pour it on my crotch and become sexually aroused! |
#16529 (275/414) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<t_h_e_o-> why do u use a period at the end of every sentence?
<dager> ROFL
<dager> BECAUSE
<dager> ITS A FUCKING SENTENCE |
#16527 (333/454) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<CraNKGod> YOU KNOW WHAT'LL BE NEAT ABOUT LIVING ON MY OWN
<Funk> Being able to run up and down the hallway naked but for a sock on your erect penis?
<CraNKGod> BEING ABLE TO DRINK STRAIGHT OUT OF THE MILK JUG
<Funk> Oh.
<Funk> Man, you need a better imagination. |
#16524 (134/301) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<[0FXTCJ|U> are you excited now?!?!?!
<[0FX|nw> yeah
<[0FXTCJ|U> do you have an erection?!
<[0FX|nw> no
<[0FX|nw> hmm
<[0FX|nw> ¨cant say this in english
<[0FX|nw> i tooked my hand on my cock and drew forwards and backwards
<[0FX|nw> what do u call it?
<[0FXTCJ|U> jacking off?
<[0FX|nw> oh
<[0FX|nw> in sweden we call it runka |
#16523 (28/250) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<WoHo> jacob I have the highest grades in english in mah class :[
<WoHo> my only prob is that I facken write in class like I write on irc
<WoHo> my teachers comes up to me and asks
<Nold> rofl
<WoHo> wats ppl ?
<WoHo> wats r ?
<Nold> lol
<WoHo> wats mah ?
<WoHo> dude
<Nold> lolu
<WoHo> its bad :[ |
#16521 (62/252) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<NoahSoft> wizdom: Where?
<wizdom> UK :p
<NoahSoft> Is that in australia? |
#16518 (19/264) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<davester> alright, in a month when i'm building this computer, everything will have changed, so i'm not going to bother now
<davester> they'll have gforce9's and p5's and terrabit hdd's
<davester> all for cheap
<Deathblend> and 256bit athlons
<davester> word
<davester> WORD
<Deathblend> you mean dword |
#16512 (61/247) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<KagoniKnight>: You know how sometimes a dog humps your leg?
<Pong-Chan>: .....
<KagoniKnight>: Well, sometimes, why not hump back and show who's boss!! |
#16511 (149/288) ↑Funny ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<noah> no I need a way to come to terms with the fact that I wasted
<noah> my horny years whacking off to porn instead of bagging college
<noah> tail
<dr.adam> might i suggest bourbon |
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