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#18810 (182/343) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<brainbox> damn, I've been at uni 2 years now
<brainbox> where DOES the time go?
<NecroMort> alcohol....sleep.....poker.....food.......sword fighting with sticks........D&D..........House LAN.........SKY tv...... |
#18423 (190/354) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<BeRsErK> omfg
<BeRsErK> this sucks
<PROXI> what now BeRsErK
<jitspoe> BeRsErK found a vacuum cleaner :) |
#25057 (1/301) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<[Shinji]> alot of the models are 24-24-24Comment: #geekissues
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#19756 (13/203) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<vicomte> he's being shunted by a freight train
<vicomte> its the latest thing
<random> ahh of course
* random is missing all the latest crazes
<vicomte> the other one is for women to parade around in front of me giving me lap dances
<vicomte> I think they should all get in on that
<vicomte> oh
<vicomte> except for my mum, my grandma and immediate family
<vicomte> and women over the age of 30, and or weigh more then say a light truck |
#25056 (219/373) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<gee`> actually... my parents told me if i didnt lose 40 pounds by summer, they would stop feeding me |
#25054 (205/377) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<drunkers> some thief tried to break into my apt :(, so i swung an xbox controller at him and he took off |
#25052 (57/297) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<wtm1> what about ziploc bagging a fart and opening it in someone's face? |
#25051 (371/549) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<AleX> i guess this channel must be a center of activity; when i not rarondn an;sc;ln vialmnv,ma v,xznm f dlJFSMSMMMSMMSM:HHHFRRF
<DerianX> Yes.
<AleX> sorry, i stopped caring halfway through that sentnece |
#25049 (109/281) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[TearsofPearl] AUGH WHY IS CALLISTA FLOCKHART DATING HARRISON FORD?! NOOOOOO!!
[Q] ....uh.
[Q] Because he likes having a woman he can hide in his suit bag?
[TearsofPearl] *LOL* cheaper air fair.
[Q] She's my carry on. *L* |
#25048 (114/264) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
dsfsdf: I need a job
bumlube: you can just whore your sweet ass to the highest bidder.
bumlube: you chicks have it so easy.
dsfsdf: Will you be one of them?
bumlube: fuck no. i'm saving my money for a bitch without syphillis. |
#25047 (208/408) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jko> When david was hit by a stone and knocked off his donkey we dont say "He was stoned off his ass" |
#18622 (38/222) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<InterPhantom> Man... I was gonna make a crack about some wierd venirial disease.... but that'd prolly be in poor taste... ;P
<InterPhantom> venereal? Good god... could they make a more complicated word???
<InterPhantom> venerial?
<InterPhantom> Oh screw it. Oh wait... nevermind... don't do that... it'll start this vicious cycle over again |
#19385 (237/408) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Dragon_Goddess> i scanned a piece of toast
<Zack`> and you must be proud. |
#20155 (317/482) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@kitten> oh
<@kitten> mmy
<@kitten> god
<@harb> ?
<@kitten> quarter-sized
<@kitten> spider
<@kitten> it's dead
<@harb> Good for you.
<@harb> You're one step closer to not being a fucking pussy.
<@kitten> I hosed it down with the Pine Sol, and shot it with the BB gun.
<@harb> Nevermind. |
#18663 (267/455) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@boohiss> YOU AREN'T MY REAL FATHER
<@boohiss> I HATE YOU
<@boohiss> YOU NEVER WENT TO MY BASEBALL GAMES
<+DuoMaxwell> you never played baseball, you signed up for ballet you fuckin fag
<@boohiss> oh yeah... |
#18621 (157/320) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Pryde> okay I gotta go rescue a cow - bbl later
* Peptis imagines pryde running along to the baywatch movie and pulling the cow out of the dam |
#18619 (4/192) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@FiveNine> sailor moon is hot
<@FiveNine> they should just make that series a porno
<@kmad> yea for like 15 yearold
<@FiveNine> yeah
<@kmad> i wouldn't do her though
<@kmad> id get papercuts all over my dick |
#18612 (215/381) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dragondyne> Everdraed: lets play some tetris motherfucker
<`Frieza> DD what version of tetris motherfucker do you have? |
#18589 (-1/233) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<mbks|AfRoPuFf-Nt-> see more h4x action..thatz what the public wants..thatz what afro givez
<Cosa|Daner> why do u talk gay?
<|101st|-DeadlySniper> the public wants you to shut the fuck up, but u certainly aint giving us that |
#19000 (152/348) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* harb goes to do something totally wild and out of his head.
<harb> See you at the diner.
*** harb has quit IRC (Quit: michief. mayhem. soap.)
<Danelope> Eating lunch is "totally wild"? Jesus Christ, that boy needs to get out more often.
<Danelope> New from the producers of "Girls Gone Wild" and "Girls Gone Wild: Spring Break", it's "Bryan Allen Goes Wild!"
<Danelope> Watch as Bryan goes crazy and...eats chicken!
<Danelope> YOU WON'T BELIEVE YOUR EYES! |
#18519 (54/276) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
BeHeMoTh101 : my mom walks in and asks what are all the yellow stains doing in my carpet beside the chair that is in front of my computer
BeHeMoTh101 : she'll never know
TX Luder : hahahahaha gross
TX Luder : i at least put some newspaper down first |
#18515 (186/341) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<silvershine> Pigs have corkscrew penises. ._.
<Keeju> @,i
<Keeju> they also have 30+ minute orgasms
<silvershine> Yes ._.
<silvershine> And grooved vaginas ._.
<GoldenWing> o.o;;;
<Chaz-> Half an hour orgasms o.O
<Chaz-> Good god o.O
<AnnieCn> lol where the hell did that come from
<Chaz-> I dunno but I'm never gonna look at bacon the same way again... |
#20073 (258/438) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Calculus> Ah...a dark room, approximately 25 computers, Debian ISOs for six platforms, and two hundred and four CD-Rs. It's going to be a wiiiild night.
<DamienRoc> Only you would consider that a wild night, Calc.
<Mechalink> Not only Calc.
<Calculus> DR: You'd be *amazed* at what happens if you grind up TDK CD-Rs and sniff them.
<DamienRoc> You get fiberglass in your lungs and lose 10 years to your life?
<Calculus> Well, that too... |
#18453 (225/411) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Penguin> My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. |
#19954 (375/569) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Will> There was a 120 car pile-up on the TV.
<Acidsmoke> Is the TV ok? |
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