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#21286 (328/467) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Charles> Well, Smith is a virus now.
<Charles> (Whee irony regarding his 'humans are a virus' thing in the first movie)
<Charles> So I think he wouldn't so much upgrade as mutate, like when he developed the ability to infect people.
<Zereth> I've heard him comapred to a pop-up ad.
<Zereth> Kill one and another dozen show up.
<Zereth> "Mister Anderson, click here for HOT TEEN BUTTFUCKING." |
#21185 (145/301) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<DarkFox> Dude, I need to cast growth on...things
<Mel> Fox, like food to help feed starving nations?
<DarkFox> I was thinking more along the lines of my penis, but yeah, that would work, too. |
#21042 (263/441) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jbroome> i will be assilimated
<YanceySlide> Or something.
<jbroome> spelled correctly
<YanceySlide> Being assilimated sounds like something that happens in prison.
<jbroome> that would be assmutilated
<YanceySlide> Point. |
#20972 (75/237) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Heythere> i've always wanted you
<Heythere> every night, i dream of us in a prison cell
<CommanderStab> That's understandable
<CommanderStab> I've always wanted me too |
#20781 (53/301) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<psytek> i'm a bash.org virgin
<fook> you've just been penetrated. |
#20553 (279/459) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<SACS|Maul555> download 5t5ha55t
<SaintDuriel> jeeze whats with your 5 man... if you hit a key close to it does it do a five?
<SACS|Maul555> ive5 been leaving m5y lap5top on 24/7... 5think 5t5ha5ts bad 5fo5r a lap5top?
<Gorin> yes, now fix the your five button
<SACS|Maul555> i 5cant5 i glu5d i5t, bu5t 5th5e glue 5cam5e o5f5f5
<SACS|Maul555> 5yo5u5 don5t unde5rs5tan5d 5the 5 bu5t5ton is missin5g... ho5w i5t 5came ou5t is wha5ts 5causin5g 5the 5p5roblem
<Gorin> uh huh
<SACS|Maul555> 5the sp5r5ing und5e5rne5a5th is b5roken... so 5th5e li5t5tl5e me55chanism k5ee5ps 5tou5chin5g 5the pad
<Gorin> i think you're lying.
<SACS|Maul555> 5can i 5type 5this 5fas5t5 an5d pu5t in5e55r5ro5rs on5 pu5rpos5e?
<SACS|Maul555> pff5t |
#19806 (-3/250) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
-!- Assasins [Assassin@HSE-London-ppp3509865.sympatico.ca] has joined #linux
<Assasins> when i reboot linux
<Assasins> it tells me to enter password and login
<Assasins> how can i enter graphic linux?
Shadur> Assasins: ....... Congratulations. I'm pasting this log and saving it to a webpage for all my friends to laugh at hysterically.
<Assasins> Shadur: yes yes you stupid nerd go suck a dick and hack into ppl
-!- Assasins was kicked from #linux by Shadur [Bye now.] |
#25087 (56/224) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kineticupid> doot doot dildonuts
<abbiegoodman> lol
<capnfluffy> oh my
<kineticupid> that would be a sweet company name
<kineticupid> dont know which i'd sell though
<capnfluffy> lol
<capnfluffy> dildos
<capnfluffy> definitely dildos |
#25086 (-2/400) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
03:20 * irc_bob lols.
03:20 < iddqd> hahahahaha, you said the l wordComment: #monoxide on irc.freenode.net
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#23077 (170/325) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kevyn> Woohoo, girls college softball on ESPN2.
<Kevyn> I think it's college. There's NCAA logos everywhere, but these girls look fourteen. Score!
<Pedro> Is that Jennie Finch girl pitching?
<Kevyn> I don't know. I have it on mute. |
#20195 (113/287) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<merk> never make a comment to your friend that a mentally challenged person in a wheelchair is getting more action than him |
#18748 (1/307) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sniper_12> Hey, Can You Download Memory for your Video Card? |
#19170 (52/242) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<QorpsE> the best was the guy who died from too much CS
<QorpsE> now THERE is one motherfucker who fully deserves what he got |
#19993 (15/275) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Leimy> damn
<Leimy> holy SCHMIDT
<RangerRick> eh?
<Leimy> grep -r goto * | wc -l == 29612
* Leimy vomits in terror |
#19972 (11/203) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
HolyViper7: do i go outside and run, despite the fact it is 100 degrees fahrenheit and sweat my fucking balls off.....
HolyViper7: or do i sit inside and look at porn?
HolyViper7: toughie...
Lotach: tough decision
Lotach: either way you get sweaty |
#18754 (349/495) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Tac0> FiZi
<Tac0> are u connected to the internet?
<FiZi2> What the fuck do you think |
#18600 (165/360) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Makes> that was real cute, asshole
<Fansy> Thank you!
<Makes> welcome to ignore
<Fansy> one time a friend ignored me for 2 days
<Fansy> it was some serious cold-shouldering
<Fansy> I was so bothered by it, whenever I called his house and he hung up I would just keep talking prteending he was there
<Fansy> until the BEEP BEEP BEEP sound anyway
<Fansy> You know Makes, I feel like I could tell you anything
*** Makes sets mode: +m |
#18507 (-2/296) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Turbovec> SCREW THE ATOMIC BOMB, I WANT THE FUCKING ATOMIC BONG! |
#18429 (6/206) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<hadeZ> you live on your own right?
...
<hadeZ> but basically you pay with yourself
<hadeZ> for yourself rather
<Fembot> you said PAY, right? |
#19210 (251/403) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<kow> I went to laser quest today
<kow> and some kid goes
<kow> how do you turn the auto aim on? |
#18628 (-1/443) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<aday> one day, im gonna make it into geekissues.org/quotes one day |
#18586 (131/275) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(@juslooken) you do realise sweetyungthang... that the only girls who are going to cyber with you are ALSO guys pretending to be bi chicks |
#18505 (145/329) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jwz> "Anti-Spam Legislation Opposed by Powerful Penis-Enlargement Lobby"
<ogw> the NRA? |
#18465 (159/324) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jitspoe> friends, heh! Social interaction! Heh, a game programmer craves not these things! |
#18464 (45/208) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Zimbu> Listening to WvSoulja's raps is like masturbating with a cheese grater-- sorta amusing, but mostly painful. |
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