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*** ItsUselessToTalkToMe (alphaman@chello213047043077.4.graz.surfer.at) has joined #LudicrusFTP
<Sorrow> wtf ?
<@Nikaji> ItsUselessToTalkToMe: Ah well, whatcha gonna do now?
<+NekoChichiri> lol
<Sorrow> ItsUselessToTalkToMe:leave then ? |
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<CaptainCasual> /me thrusts doors open vilolently
<CaptainCasual> FINALY
<NickBlasta> coming out of the closet?
<[H]Pogo> hahaha |
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<|King`Fisherman|> i was feeding my snake, its been a week
<|King`Fisherman|> i was fuckin with it taunting it and teasing it
<Shiv_TXS> is that a metaphor? |
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<zentrandi> i could have racked in those 12 *ahem year olds
<zentrandi> i mean my Hot Boday would pull those little girls in
<zentrandi> i was at the galleria on sunday with a friend of mine
<zentrandi> and i we were making a body count
<Prozzy> Oh yah you know it, those 12 years olds are really sex fiends. Especially the ones who DONT WEAR TRAINING BRAS. |
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<Silversong> Anybody ever wonder what would happen if we were suddenly flung into a weird dimension and we were all physically in a room together?
<Brentai> I'd have to pull my pants up real quick, most likely. |
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<+darkvibe> hmmm, should o go visit my gf tonight? or go visit my ex-gf?
<+darkvibe> decisions
<@[vV]}JokerZ{> how about the one without a penis.
<+darkvibe> ha
<@[vV]}JokerZ{> oh wait they both have penii. |
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<Mike|Sleep> Good morning.
<Mike|Sleep> OMG it's 3PM |
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[E-vangelist] I was walking through the mall today and everywhere there are
posters advertising Britney Spears brand ROLLER SKATES everywhere
[E-vangelist] I wonder which pharmecutical company is anxiously awaiting the announcement that her cherry's been popped so they can start selling Britney Brand Birth Control pills |
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(+Normandy) apparantly, and i was told this on good terms, that girls refer to other "physically challenged" girls as "sparkly"
(+Normandy) when lads would simply say "ugly as fuck" |
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<rastie> Jit Did you know you and me have 5 balls combined
<jitspoe> rastie: you only have 2 balls? |
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<Kid_Vid2> I WOULD BUY NEVERWINTER NIGHTS BUT IF MY COMPUTER EVEN CATCHES SIGHT OF MORE THAN TWELVE POLYGONS IT STARTS WEEPING AND CAUSES AN ELECTRICAL SHORT WITH ITS TEARS |
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<Amy> do you use trillian ryan?
<^iNsAnE^> nah
<^iNsAnE^> cable |
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<[RP]nanoTech> the study of physics will always be safer than biology, for while the hazards of physics drop off as 1/r^2, biological ones grow exponentially. |
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<IQpierce> What is this "real" you speak of? Is it multiplayer? |
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<thx1138> macintosh rackmount servers running bsd?
* thx1138 looks around for flying cars |
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<GnuVince> wanna know my brother's new CS handle?
<Kint> L33t killa Monster dude -=[y0]=- ?
<GnuVince> nope
<GnuVince> SupaAlien King Glenn Groenland |
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<limejuice> i wish mirc was able to sort the userlist according to level of stupidity so that i could just highlight the top 5 or so and click on ignore |
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<humpy> "I was in #paintball on the enterthegame network. Everyone around me screaming in horror at the llamas. It was shrilling, like the kind of shrills you get washing your parents underwear, the kind of shrills that no man should ever hear. This was my hell."
<Fryth> i think your washing machine is b0rked |
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<Work|Calrathan> "there are 237,482 people in line infront of you. Do you wish to wait 525 hours to start your download?" |
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<KuIpo> does anyone know how to burn a dreamcast game?
* [TX]-KnacK hands KuIpo a can of #2 diesel and a lighter - THere ya go! |
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<Brewsky> yeah shit changes quickly
<jitspoe> especially when you flush it |
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<Sad|Wk> :P mine is 45404 words
<Calrathan|Work> Well, send me your big .dic
<Sad|Wk> only my wife gets that |
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<Calrathan> fembot: your thing got cut off |
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<Fembot> Apple is co-branding a cpu line w/ Monty Python. it'll be called the "iFartinyourgeneraldirection" |
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<Ming> SqueekingZebra: you awake yet?
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: bleh on you
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: wake
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: wake
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: wake
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: up!
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: -(
<Ming> SqueekingZebra: =( |
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