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#18827 (126/300) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<FrostyGunna> i took a 0 second dump
<Fozzie|TeamUSA> me too
<Fozzie|TeamUSA> one time i had to poo real bad, sat down, and sneezed
<Fozzie|TeamUSA> and it just like... rocketed out.
<Fozzie|TeamUSA> like fast like speed
<FrostyGunna> i got splash back
<Fozzie|TeamUSA> dude, it was like orbital reentry
<Fozzie|TeamUSA> you have nothing on me |
#18809 (117/289) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Kapplar> Ben, are you on a Static IP?
<Sticky Perez> Heh
<Sticky Perez> Maybe
<Sticky Perez> ;)
<Sticky Perez> I can be Static or Dynamic
<Sticky Perez> Depends which box I check
<Kapplar> Oh baby
<Kapplar> Dual IP'age turns me on
<Kapplar> Talk dirty to me more |
#18779 (164/323) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<mnk0> i dont even smoke that much weed anymore
<mnk0> i just smoked yesterday
<mnk0> cuz i got my A+ certificcaiont
<madvirii> you did NOT get that
<madvirii> you cant even spell that |
#18763 (180/334) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<drunkers> how do i know its you WILL? how many fingers am i holding up?
<WiLLWorKN> 4 drunker.. not including the one in your a$$
<drunkers> its will |
#18733 (25/222) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
ShidouK: That was about as funny as putting myself through a woodchipper.
Rann XXV: Depends on why you put yourself through the woodchipper. |
#18717 (115/262) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Twinge> Laziness + Apathy = me sleeping in my clothes. |
#18704 (129/279) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<rawrbaby> it turned out it was just a rash from not going to the bathroom for so long
<rawrbaby> shit.. wrong window |
#18660 (198/367) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Callero> I managed to pour a glass of champagne and orange juice in my girlfriends alarm clock
<Raider> That's the most random thing I've heard all day |
#18642 (40/264) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Frostbite> i used to be ashamed of my 4 inch wang. until i found out girls liked it that wide |
#18574 (18/261) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<OlDirtyB> thats why i fuck sheep next to cliffs
<OlDirtyB> they push back |
#18527 (141/287) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Midian> ah yes
<Midian> for every poor animal i slaughter in this game
<Midian> i find gold on them
<Midian> because i know, bears love gold
<Midian> the young bear i killed must have eaten a fat sack of gold before i found him |
#18452 (5/217) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fembot> weight is like a Mississippi marriage -- purely relative.
<Fembot> mass is constant |
#18450 (111/252) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<carcoal> what's a good car?
<carcoal> truck or sub
<jitspoe> sumbarines are usually good cars, carcoal |
#18447 (66/205) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<wishy> i saw gi jane and she was rockin the one armed push ups
<wishy> so i wanna do them
<Zimbu> "When I grow up, I want to be like GI Jane!" |
#18417 (-1/275) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Malcolm was kicked by Sad|Wk (Moo to you too)
*** mal was kicked by Fembot (COW-a-bunga!)
*** mal was kicked by Fembot (I'm gonna milk this 'cow' thing....)
*** mal was kicked by Sad|Wk (Mooo ve over, ya Cow)
*** MooKckPlz was kicked by Fembot (I'm lactose intolerant) |
#18413 (84/311) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** mick700 was kicked by ChanServ (People like you should be hung from metal hooks and shot every three minutes with a handgun.) |
#18398 (72/259) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jitspoe> my hard drive is clicking
<jitspoe> it's the one that fell on my foot and freaked me out :)
<jitspoe> all of a sudden something somewhat large and warm landed on my foot
<jitspoe> ... and i had my pants on |
#18392 (168/306) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<XtremeBain> you know you're a hich when
<Fembot> ya can't spell "hick" |
#18387 (131/295) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Phil> that chick was cute
<Phil> but then she turned into a guy
<Phil> and that was fairly disturbing |
#18386 (96/256) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Nate`> i am a l33t script0r
<DaveMan|l33t> you do realize that autorejoin is a checkbox in mirc, right?
<Nate`> its is
<Nate`> damnit all |
#18382 (260/449) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Fembot> smoking is how hardcore procrastonators commit suicide |
#18377 (8/206) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<jitspoe> birds don't have a penis
<Zim|DP> jit: but they have a pecker =) |
#18346 (222/501) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
*** Joins: YourNick (YourNick@149.99.97.000)
<YourNick> anyone here know where i can download games for kids to play
<Xama> no idea
<Dave|sleep> try www.goatse.cx
<Dave|sleep> they have a wide variety of childrens' games
<Harbish> stop doing that to people!
<YourNick> why are you so evil
<YourNick> my kids were standing right here when that page opened
<YourNick> are you happy
<YourNick> asshole
<Dave|sleep> Incredibly.
<Dave|sleep> you mean "gaping asshole", right?
*** Parts: YourNick (YourNick@149.99.97.000)
<Josh> LOL!
<Dave|sleep> I AM WIN!
<Harbish> comedy |
#18333 (160/272) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
Larry: I'm to go eat. People get hungry sometimes.
Juan: I hope you put clothes on b4 you went
<30 mins later>
Larry: fuck
Larry: that's why they were looking at me funny |
#18325 (-2/222) ↑Good ↓Awful ⚐Flag
<Roshi> Counter Strike sucks cock!
<Toymachine> If so, cock tastes good |
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