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#19217 (262/533) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
tom: she has such a nice ass
tom: but her best part is the personality
david: well
david: you cant stick your dick in her personality |
#18668 (217/428) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sabrina> she must have been special..
<Matt> well,I thought she was special, but then I realized she was just fuckng with my head and using me, and she didn't deserve to have me care about her
<Sabrina> awww :(
<Sabrina> girls suck, huh? ;)
<Matt> the best ones do... |
#18323 (-24/843) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[17:49] <Ming> SqueekingZebra: you awake yet?
[17:49] <Ming> SqueekingZebra: bleh on you
[17:49] <Ming> SqueekingZebra: wake
[17:49] <Ming> SqueekingZebra: wake
[17:49] <Ming> SqueekingZebra: wake
[17:49] <Ming> SqueekingZebra: up!
[17:49] <Ming> SqueekingZebra: -(
[17:49] <Ming> SqueekingZebra: =( |
#19985 (-1/275) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<thx1138> piss on 10-10-220
<thx1138> i got a whole big ass hershey candy bar for a buck
<nug> you realize that candy bar was shat out by a sugar filled oompa loompa in pennsylvania? |
#19859 (75/267) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jeff> penguin mints will rot your brain.
<MrFalcon> fine works brain my -- about talking you are what? |
#19736 (114/262) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* eMeow-v2 reads ircnews.com and cries
<sjh> what is ircnews.com
<eMeow-v2> sjh: god I am pissing in my pants
<sjh> cause really it sounds like a bigger waste of bandwidth than irc itself
<eMeow-v2> sjh: it is
<eMeow-v2> sjh: credibility of slashdot, looks of microsoft.com, and sanity of geocities
<sjh> you do realise the three sites you just used for that example are interchangable within the example for the same effect
<eMeow-v2> sjh: what I just said is "sucks x3" |
#19693 (178/323) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jliechty> all right, i'm so fucking bored now
<jliechty> this sucks
<bryce> go and get a deer head to mount
<jliechty> sounds like a good idea
<jliechty> where can i find one?
<bryce> on a deer |
#19628 (120/318) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Comrade_Red> DR. MARIO IS NOT A REAL DOCTOR. DON'T LET HIM TOUCH YOU. |
#19506 (169/321) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<jwz> I think the world is full of tattoo artists who did not learn the lesson that spiderman tried to teach us
<jwz> "with great power comes great responsibility" |
#19391 (120/288) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Vulpes> I feel fine.
<Su-chan> Goooooooood.
<Su-chan> *hands Vulpes a cookie*
<Vulpes> Actually, I have a slight tummyache. Too many cummy bears, I think.
<Vulpes> ...
<Vulpes> gummy.
<Vulpes> I'm going to go back to writing now. |
#19317 (269/419) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
MOONKISSED> you know if i had a .25 for everytime you people made no sense i'd be rich
Quasadu> moon: If I had 10 cents for everytime a man in a spacesuit came up behind me, gave me a weggie and said he loved me, i'd have forty cents |
#19316 (158/318) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
Mortaneous> then there's all those damned clones...
EndersShadow> Boba Fetts/Jango Fetts all over da place
ladmoe> what clones? I don't like clones. they're so...cloneish.
Mortaneous> Boba and Jango... sounds like rednecks to me
EndersShadow> who better to be bounty hunters
Mortaneous> true
ladmoe> yesssuh, we dont like no aliens around heah!
EndersShadow> wellllll, lookeeee here. We got ourselves a Wookie!!!!!
ladmoe> you bes' get youhself a haircut, boy!
Mortaneous> hoo-boy, dem's good eats
EndersShadow> You've got a purty tentacle |
#19300 (5/255) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<no-> I love gamesnet and this joyous environment
<[gZ-r]oi> that assrammer makes me feel a little uncomfortable however |
#19298 (3/183) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<melvin> eggdrops are elite tools
<melvin> very easy fizi!
<melvin> in fact, I think you should do it
<melvin> lilo is elite
<FiZi> [ melvin ] Serious?
<melvin> why yes, would I lie to you in hopes that we could laugh at you because you fucked your computer up? |
#19294 (161/308) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Specialst> i wanna talk to this chick... ahhh SHIT... i think someone is shoooting at our hosue.brb |
#19250 (-7/345) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Anthrax_Victim_7> Mark: do me a favor and put on a thong with big targets around your titties and tuck your cock n sac into your legs and shave ur pubes into a V like u have a CUNT then walk into your parents room and 5 in the morning or whenveer theyre deep asleep with vasoline greased all over your body and turn on there lighjt and scream at the top of your lungs and let your bowels spew the HUGEST diahrrea shit |
#19182 (170/321) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(Kyro): lofl
(richindub2): lofl?
(richindub2): did you go for a lol and decide to make it rofl half way through? |
#19112 (122/239) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<websloth> i'm going to invent a "dewey decimal system" for organizing porn
<morganj> my uncle had one.
<morganj> you can't have 23 gigs of jpgs without one. |
#19066 (7/259) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
(eXit) sorry, i dont have the internet, I have a new technology called broadband |
#19035 (96/240) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<xpander> fuck this toolset is the SHIT
<xpander> i could spend weeks playing with this thing
<Scire> that's what I said about my dick when I was about 11
<Scire> turns out, I could spend YEARS playing with it
<xpander> that would be SWEET
<xpander> years upon years of interactive fun |
#18952 (177/361) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<NapkinEater> I had a dream about a game show where parents compete to see who can keep their baby in the freezer the longest. |
#18907 (-2/324) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Aza> im not THAT asian |
#18865 (150/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Demosthenes> one of the members of n'sync is going up in a russian rocket and visiting the space station?
<Demosthenes> if aliens come and find him out there, they'll blow up our planet for sure.
<Captain Scurv> heh
<Captain Scurv> hopefully just the station
<Demosthenes> naw, there would still be 4 nsync members on the surface.
<Demosthenes> they'd have to take out the whole planet to be safe. |
#18842 (154/292) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Ksilebo> Why is it I want to marry SlashChick more and more every day?
<skillio> because you dont actually know she's a man yet |
#18834 (159/314) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
[orb] :-8
[+polar] you're not supposed to have those in your mouth |
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