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#18400 (1/233) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<k1|-mOoF> don't you just hate those ridiculous acronyms - omfgroflmao
<k1|-quick> stfuufimak
<k1|-quick> shut the fuck up u fuckin idiot monkey ass kid
<k1|-quick> haha
<k1|-quick> im just kiddin tho
<k1|-mOoF> =( |
#20023 (191/401) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<crakfjsdklnjkfdbnjkdfhjwerhljk> SHE SKIPPED TWO GRADES AND SHE'S WASTING IT ON ENGLISH AND PHILOSOPHY MAJORING
<zamros> HAHAHAH PHILOSOPHY MAJOR TELL HER THAT SHE CAN BE A WAITRESS WITH THAT UNDER HER BELT
<Stiltzkin> NOW, DID YOU CHOOSE THE PANCAKES WITH BACON, OR WAS IT FATE?!?! |
#19872 (220/370) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<raz> i'd have to take off the valves, replace the fuel pump
<raz> flush the engine out, take the heads off, order the new lines
<raz> the spring pressure is going to be hard to handle in my garage
<raz> i'm not sure which new fuses i would need, so i'd have to look that up
<raz> besides that, i haven't used a blow torch in a while and not sure which ends to taper off
<guyen> dude it's a fuckin' oil change |
#20007 (138/305) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* +Dejiko_nyo modded his toaster
<+Vassago> you can play burned pop tarts on it now? |
#19983 (182/364) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<@Son_Gohan> you are lame, and pwnz is such a fucking gay word
<@Son_Gohan> its even worse then w00t
<Zeph> woot pwnz |
#19894 (236/420) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Surfdog> dood
<Surfdog> my dad was just like "you know its ok to be gay"
<Surfdog> but couldn't keep a straight face |
#19798 (111/268) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<D3adlode> http://decoy.iamod.com/badday.jpg
<D3adlode> ...
<Taylor> thanks for that D3adlode
<D3adlode> you're welcome
<MaDCoW[sleep]> ;s
<FaQz0r[zof]> hahah
<Taylor> no really, thanks for showing me the picture of a FUCKING PENIS, while my mum walks in with a drink YOU COMPLETE SHITHEAD, at least provide a damn warning |
#19976 (194/367) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Technogeek> I've had to akick Bruce five times now.
<Technogeek> I feel like I'm playing whack-a-mole over IRC. |
#20063 (183/358) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Konami> huge mofo assignment due friday
<Konami> that i haven't started
<silique> oh....
<silique> that's in two days....
<silique> is it big?
<Konami> yes
<Konami> yes, it is
* silique shakes his head
<silique> why...
<silique> didn't you do it earlier?
<Konami> umm
<Konami> because
<Konami> it was more fun and easier to not do it |
#19791 (43/283) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Vyse`work> FUCK SNAKE
<Vyse`work> thats nice as FUCK!
<Vyse`work> dude
<Vyse`work> ill show my boss ASAP
<Vyse`work> when he comes in
<Vyse`work> DUDE SNAKE
<Vyse`work> fucking move here for a job =)
<Vyse`work> my boss would so fucking fire the chick who does it now
<Vyse`work> and hire you
<Vyse`work> look at the website she is working on
<Vyse`work> dude
<Vyse`work> snake isn't here
<Vyse`work> im talking to no one
<Vyse`work> FUCK |
#19790 (1/253) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* jesus (datax@traff.jesus.paa.fylla.net) Quit (Local kill by einride (god says go away)) |
#18365 (54/262) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* gibb blinks
* jitspoe winks ;)
* gibb sinks :o
* jitspoe thinks
* Murdock stinks.
<Murdock> doh! |
#18359 (54/238) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<S8NSSON-cantDCC> *gigle* while i wiggle
<DaveMan> ok, in the south, thats acceptable, but not here |
#18357 (170/363) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<+rm-Symp> im 500 lbs. @ 4'3"
<+TlMMAH> thats like a puddle of fat
<+TlMMAH> you must have grown around your IRC chair |
#18331 (0/318) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Jessi> Vag fingered me over 10 times in 2 minutes! |
#18326 (172/352) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<ouijakins> My lips were blue last night. I wish I had been well enough to take a pic.
<rdgzt> ouijakins: Whoa.
<rdgzt> ouijakins: Is it asthma, or asthma + a flu, or what?
<treaps> what she fails to mention is that it was from SUCKING MY COCK
<ouijakins> I dunno. I have pnuemonia which caused asthma.
<rdgzt> Oh, pneumonia.
<ouijakins> I wasn't exactly coherent.
<hpj> She got sperm in her lungs.
<hpj> Man, we're a great support group.
* ouijakins eats hpj.
<ouijakins> Ya.
<rdgzt> Pneuspermia.
<ouijakins> Yknow, I was all scared about dying last night.
<ouijakins> But uh, the sperm jokes make it ok.
<ouijakins> Because I know that God loves me for giving me text friends like you assholes. |
#19386 (317/515) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kr1sten> I lost my virginity last night
<[zT]Lunchie> Oh shit! Get it back! You have to find!!!
<[zT]Lunchie> I'll look in the car, you look by the sofa.
<Kr1sten> You are such an ass. |
#19125 (80/272) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Bro`> pikachu
<Racecraft> what?
<Racecraft> did you IRC-sneeze? |
#19072 (226/435) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<dsif0r> that lil clip dude
<dsif0r> that microsoft uses
<dsif0r> he rules.
<quish> ...
<quish> no he doesnt
<quish> he's annoying as hell
<dsif0r> yes he does
<dsif0r> he always cares about my feelings
<dsif0r> people just treat him like shit
<dsif0r> and hes only there to help. |
#19067 (125/311) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
* morn is now known as sarah15
* sarah15 is now known as morn
<morn> wrong network |
#19048 (1/223) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Sanguinius> btw never have a shuwing gum pacet in your jeans pocket when you going thru the detector door on the zurish airport
<mg|Nibbles> hehe
<Sanguinius> it where beeping all the time and they dident know it whas the gums eather did i
<Sanguinius> so the took me at a room with 3 guards in plastic gloves
<mg|Nibbles> HAHAHAAA
<Sanguinius> and they got the idea "hmm it might be the shuwing gum in his jeans pocket" when i where standing there in my white pants with red hearts on them
<Sanguinius> and where thinking " OMG i only got my pants on and they have not found anything where the fuck will the look now" |
#18989 (0/267) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Pseudobrb> Ah, nothin' makes a man feel better than takin' a dump. It's like anal sex, but in reverse! |
#18957 (318/458) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Randomman> I would'nt be late for work so often if only my cock would go off on fuckin time for once.
*** Randomman has quit IRC (Shut up. Shut up. Shut up.) |
#18954 (332/549) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kevyn> I AM COOL. THE END.
<SqueeMonkey> hahahahahah
<SqueeMonkey> nice story Kevyn
<Kevyn> My favorite part was the part where I am cool.
<Chris_A> It could have used a monster.
<Kevyn> Well, it's only a first draft.
<Kevyn> I have since revised it.
<Kevyn> I AM COOL. THERE IS A MONSTER. THE END. |
#18953 (235/533) ↑Good ↓Bad ⚐Flag
<Kevyn> That's how I always play The Sims. I put one fat old guy and one little girl in a one room house and try to get her to pee in front of him. |
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